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Funniest Terri Schiavo page I've seen thus far

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whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
TerriAngel's Xanga Site said:
terri is a good friend of mine, which is why i keep calling her by her first name. i mean, i havent met her before, but i feel like i have you know what i mean? LOL, i think we would have been really great friends if we had ever met. i would definitely feed her LOL!!!!

:lol
 

Jim Bowie

Member
HERE IS AN ANIMATED GIF OF TERRI SCHIAVO SO YOU CAN HELP SUPPORT HER ON CHAT FORUMS:

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:lol That's the best thing ever. It takes a minute to get it.
 

olimario

Banned
Blah... This whole Shiavo thing has showed me how much people lack any sort of class or decency. Not only do you make fun of people who are braindead, but you celebrate once they die and start to make fun of them even more.

I guess I just don't understand.
 

kumanoki

Member
olimario said:
Blah... This whole Shiavo thing has showed me how much people lack any sort of class or decency. Not only do you make fun of people who are braindead, but you celebrate once they die and start to make fun of them even more.

I guess I just don't understand.

Olimario, you are a wing tip soul in an adidas world, my friend.
 

xabre

Banned
olimario said:
Blah... This whole Shiavo thing has showed me how much people lack any sort of class or decency.

It sure showed your lack of decency and class since if you had your way the poor woman would be kept alive in a vegatative state forever just to placate your own religious and moral hangups.
 

kumanoki

Member
xabre said:
It sure showed your lack of decency and class since if you had your way the poor woman would be kept alive in a vegatative state forever just to placate your own religious and moral hangups.

That's funny, I don't see anywhere in his post where Oli says 'You people have no class and decency for letting TS die'. Save your diatribe for someone who actually thinks that. I'm not religious, and I don't care, but it is classless and base to poke fun at the dead and dying.
 

olimario

Banned
I said I was fine with her death as long as it wasn't by starvation. Fucking sick. Even worse, nerds across the globe ran to their computers to compose photoshops to mock her.
 

kevm3

Member
Seems like people will do anything for a laugh nowadays. I personally don't find death a humorous subject.
 
olimario said:
I said I was fine with her death as long as it wasn't by starvation. Fucking sick. Even worse, nerds across the globe ran to their computers to compose photoshops to mock her.


The funny thing is, the same people who think its sick and twisted to starve her to death are the same people who would be raising a shitstorm if she was euthanized via injection a la Kevorkian etc.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
olimario said:
Blah... This whole Shiavo thing has showed me how much people lack any sort of class or decency. Not only do you make fun of people who are braindead, but you celebrate once they die and start to make fun of them even more.

I guess I just don't understand.
No, obviously you do not understand. This is meant to satirize, albeit not so tastefully, almost exactly what it is you claim to have a problem with-- the exploitation of Schiavo. Only instead of for the sake of comedy, for political gain. No, it's not classy. But Maddox's stuff is the antithesis of classiness. If you have a problem with a lack of class or decency people have over this issue and a lack of respect for it being a personal, family matter, did you ever complain about how right-wingers were disgustingly exploiting the matter?

That's funny, I don't see anywhere in his post where Oli says 'You people have no class and decency for letting TS die'. Save your diatribe for someone who actually thinks that. I'm not religious, and I don't care, but it is classless and base to poke fun at the dead and dying.
This Maddox page is "poking fun at" the way people were exploiting Terri Schiavo much more than Terri Schiavo's death itself. Hell, he could have made this even if she hadn't died.
 

kumanoki

Member
demon said:
No, obviously you do not understand. This is meant to satirize, albeit not so tastefully, almost exactly what it is you claim to have a problem with-- the exploitation of Schiavo. Only instead of for the sake of comedy, for political gain. No, it's not classy. But Maddox's stuff is the antithesis of classiness. If you have a problem with a lack of class or decency people have over this issue and a lack of respect for it being a personal, family matter, did you ever complain about how right-wingers were disgustingly exploiting the matter?

This Maddox page is "poking fun at" the way people were exploiting Terri Schiavo much more than Terri Schiavo's death itself. Hell, he could have made this even if she hadn't died.

Well, I guess that makes it alright, then. :/
 

olimario

Banned
What better way to mock those exploiting her than to exploit her further!
South Park had it right... Maddox has it terribly wrong.
 
What about it Oli? You agreed that it was inhumane to starve her to death..does that equate to support for some form of euthanizing PVS patients who chose not to remain on a feeding tube? Which is it?
 

kumanoki

Member
demon said:
Yeah, pretty much. Define "right".

Hell, dude, I don't need to pull out the Webster's to have an opinion that satirization of pain, political aggrandizement and expolitation, and the general media frenzy on slow death is classless and just really low. I'd like to think that the majority of you guys wouldn't find something like this funny. I guess it's just comedy gold. I don7t happen to like that brand of comedy.
 
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Deleted member 1235

Unconfirmed Member
olimario said:
I said I was fine with her death as long as it wasn't by starvation. Fucking sick. Even worse, nerds across the globe ran to their computers to compose photoshops to mock her.

Fuck yeah cause you know about class right? how's that psp that you pimped your girlfriend for working out? That shiavo shit should be mocked it was a horrible joke that should have been left to run it's course when she originally died.

I give the maddox thing a great big :lol

If you notice on that page most of the mocking was directed at the retard supporters of the Organ cube that idiots like to call Terri. And who gives a shit if she died by dynamite, her mind had been braindead for ages anyway.
 

olimario

Banned
Ned Flanders said:
What about it Oli? You agreed that it was inhumane to starve her to death..does that equate to support for some form of euthanizing PVS patients who chose not to remain on a feeding tube? Which is it?

Better euthanasia than slow starvation.
 

kumanoki

Member
whytemyke said:

I don't know about you, but I suppose it was just the way I was raised. Shiavo's dead. That should be the end of it.

Why are people perpetuating this shit? Is it just to get the last word?

Meh.
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
I was just raised to question why I do things. I've analyzed it and realized a few things. I don't pull punches when I'm saying things about living people who get offended, so why should I worry about it in regards to the dead? Are my words hurting HER, or are they hurting the people who think that they're hurting her? Because if I found out that my words were hurting her, I'd cease and desist immediately. But if they hurt the people who think they're offensive... well... I don't really care. It may seem cold but at least I'm consistent, in life AND death.

I also think a problem is that people think that those who say an off-color joke are inherently disrespectful of the person/group they make it about. If I think a racial joke is funny, I'm going to laugh. If I think a joke about the dead is funny, I'm going to laugh. This doesn't mean I disrespect these people. As a matter of fact, I think that Terri Schiavo accomplished more to effect society in her PVS than in 'life', as she's acting as a catalyst to hopefully get all of society to question how they feel about issues: something that is done hardly ever in this day and age where there's always a million tv personalities who have no problem telling you exactly what to think about everything else.
 

FightyF

Banned
Olimario are you a fucking idiot?

I say this because I TOTALLY agree with your first statement...but then you say "Maddox has it terribly wrong."

The maddox page wasn't making fun of her, but rather the people who invested so much time and energy into her.

The other site I find disgusting, and I agree with you. Of course, they aren't hurting anyone, but IMO they are hurting themselves.
 

kumanoki

Member
whytemyke said:
I was just raised to question why I do things. I've analyzed it and realized a few things. I don't pull punches when I'm saying things about living people who get offended, so why should I worry about it in regards to the dead? Are my words hurting HER, or are they hurting the people who think that they're hurting her? Because if I found out that my words were hurting her, I'd cease and desist immediately. But if they hurt the people who think they're offensive... well... I don't really care. It may seem cold but at least I'm consistent, in life AND death.

I also think a problem is that people think that those who say an off-color joke are inherently disrespectful of the person/group they make it about. If I think a racial joke is funny, I'm going to laugh. If I think a joke about the dead is funny, I'm going to laugh. This doesn't mean I disrespect these people. As a matter of fact, I think that Terri Schiavo accomplished more to effect society in her PVS than in 'life', as she's acting as a catalyst to hopefully get all of society to question how they feel about issues: something that is done hardly ever in this day and age where there's always a million tv personalities who have no problem telling you exactly what to think about everything else.

I like this. Especially the second paragraph. Frankly, I knew where I stood about this issue 10 years ago, but I guess it's good that people are thinking about it. To me the issue is over. I get irritated that people won't let the issue die.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
olimario said:
What better way to mock those exploiting her than to exploit her further!
Yeah, pretty much. Just because South Park was more politically correct about it doesn't make it funnier. This was IMO a much funnier parody of the way people exploited her problem and pretended to sympathize with her.
Like I said, this really had little to do with her death--with a little bit of tweaking it could have been made before her death or not mention her death at all and it still would have worked.

And by the way, what is so inhumane about starving a braindead vegetable? Starvation is generally considered inhumane because it causes suffering. Did she suffer? I mean, really, I'm asking. Did she? If she did not suffer, then it wouldn't matter if she died by needle, starvation, or being burned alive, really.

I don't know about you, but I suppose it was just the way I was raised. Shiavo's dead. That should be the end of it.

Why are people perpetuating this shit? Is it just to get the last word?

Meh.
Again, not about her death. To me, the way she was exploited is a much bigger issue--hell, THE issue--than her situation and her death. There's really no way around using Terri Schiavo herself in making fun of the people who "invested so much emotion" into her.
 

borghe

Loves the Greater Toronto Area
olimario said:
Better euthanasia than slow starvation.
well, I'm sure you don't know, as I didn't.. but to inform you, starvation is far and away the most humane way to go. you feel no pain. you don't get sick. your body doesn't even shut down while you are still conscious. and for the record, she more than likely died of dehydration, not starvation. the feeding tube was the media darling, but your body will dehydrate long before it starves.

essentially what happens is that your you slowly lose consciousness from dehydration. after you lose consciousness your body slips into a coma. after you are in a coma, your organs start to shut down and you pass.

truthfully, dying from dehydration is about the most peaceful way you can die. you essentially die in your sleep and never feel a thing. it is actually how most terminal and ederly patients commit suicide.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
olimario said:
Blah... This whole Shiavo thing has showed me how much people lack any sort of class or decency. Not only do you make fun of people who are braindead, but you celebrate once they die and start to make fun of them even more.

I guess I just don't understand.

Olimario a last bastion of supporting the wishes and privacy of other folks...
 

Nerevar

they call me "Man Gravy".
demon said:
And by the way, what is so inhumane about starving a braindead vegetable? Starvation is generally considered inhumane because it causes suffering. Did she suffer? I mean, really, I'm asking. Did she? If she did not suffer, then it wouldn't matter if she died by needle, starvation, or being burned alive, really.

seriously. Anyone here ever had lobster? Well, you better look up how they're cooked. I bet you'll be all up in arms over the "pain" you're causing it.

DarienA said:
Olimario a last bastion of supporting the wishes and privacy of other folks...

Oh what, like this?
 
i think it was wrong to kill her by starvation, that torture!
kill her by an injection!

i cant stop laughing at these people on these sites, they pull of some amazing schiavo faces, but i feel so bad after i have laughed :(

they should not make fun of people who are braindead.
 

Dilbert

Member
1) Humor is one way in which people deal with serious situations. Yes, some of it can be quite tasteless, and in particular, I think Maddox is a fucking jackass. But humor is subjective...so how can you make a blanket statement about ALL jokes about dead/dying people being a bad thing?

2) As far as the Schiavo case goes, there were obviously some serious issues on the table. However, there was just as much sheer ridiculousness surrounding the case and its media coverage, and frankly, there are a lot of people who DESERVE to have fun poked at them.

3) For the last fucking time, since some of you just don't get it: TERRI SCHIAVO DID NOT SUFFER. She had NO higher brain function, so all of this nonsense about how awful it was for her to dehydrate to death is just stupid. She "felt" about as much panic as a houseplant would if you stopped watering it. It was her wish, as affirmed by multiple courts, and projecting your own feelings onto her -- "if I were starving to death, I'd be so scared and miserable!" -- is ridiculous.
 

borghe

Loves the Greater Toronto Area
demon said:
Starvation is generally considered inhumane because it causes suffering.
Starvation (or more appropriately dehydration) causes no suffering. read up on the facts before making such claims. there is no pain involved at all... the person goes to sleep and then enters a coma long before any of their organs shut down.
 

Pimpwerx

Member
olimario said:
Blah... This whole Shiavo thing has showed me how much people lack any sort of class or decency. Not only do you make fun of people who are braindead, but you celebrate once they die and start to make fun of them even more.

I guess I just don't understand.
As conservatives like to rag on liberals for being too touchy-feely, why don't you stop being such a pussy. Ms. Schiavo has been dead for over a decade. Her feelings can't be hurt anymore. The notion of reverance for the dead is an arcane one. It's why we still reserve plots of land for dead people. It's very confusing. If you can't laugh at the complete absurdity of the situation, then you're already dead to me, and ripe for the mocking. :lol PEACE.
 

olimario

Banned
Pimpwerx said:
As conservatives like to rag on liberals for being too touchy-feely, why don't you stop being such a pussy. Ms. Schiavo has been dead for over a decade. Her feelings can't be hurt anymore. The notion of reverance for the dead is an arcane one. It's why we still reserve plots of land for dead people. It's very confusing. If you can't laugh at the complete absurdity of the situation, then you're already dead to me, and ripe for the mocking. :lol PEACE.

It's not about her feeling... It really never was.
It's about decency and class.
 

MIMIC

Banned
The funniest one I've seen is the Snickers one. :lol :lol :lol (Hell, here I come!...no seriously, forgive me God. :))
 
olimario said:
It's not about her feeling... It really never was.
It's about decency and class.

The entire Schiavo case was completely classless, so it shouldn't be surprising when stuff like this pops up.
 

Zaptruder

Banned
olimario said:
It's not about her feeling... It really never was.
It's about decency and class.

The thing was, it wasn't decent nor classy to throw this to the top of the media heap, making weeks of news about a relative non-event; she has wished to die under such circumstances, while she was still lucid; her husband tried to honor those wishes. The courts agreed.

Then the government steps in and grandstands about this as if it was some kind of critical issue; meanwhile, passing through legislation that would reduce funding for medical research into people suffering from the same kind of problems as schiavo...

In that sense, those people are the ones lacking any class or decency at all...

and although on the surface, it may seem less classy to satire something like this; ultimately they're only a few channels of communication through which issues like this can be advanced to the ADD public; with humour been a very effective medium.
 

Pimpwerx

Member
olimario said:
It's not about her feeling... It really never was.
It's about decency and class.
How about decency and class when it comes to war or the death penalty? Decency and class are relative. Not so nice when the shit's flying back in your face, is it? Now stop being a pussy and join in the laughs...hippy. PEACE.
 

borghe

Loves the Greater Toronto Area
Zaptruder said:
The thing was, it wasn't decent nor classy to throw this to the top of the media heap, making weeks of news about a relative non-event; she has wished to die under such circumstances, while she was still lucid; her husband tried to honor those wishes. The courts agreed.

Then the government steps in and grandstands about this as if it was some kind of critical issue; meanwhile, passing through legislation that would reduce funding for medical research into people suffering from the same kind of problems as schiavo...

In that sense, those people are the ones lacking any class or decency at all...
IAWTP

We are trying to respect her privacy and feelings now, but when she was alive it was completely ok to trample over both as people saw fit if it meant keeping her alive.

get a new riff.
 

NWO

Member
olimario said:
Blah... This whole Shiavo thing has showed me how much people lack any sort of class or decency. Not only do you make fun of people who are braindead, but you celebrate once they die and start to make fun of them even more.

I guess I just don't understand.


:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

This is funny coming from the guy who makes racist comments at other forums and then "claims" he just does it for fun and that he doesn't mean to hurt anyone's feelings.

Your also the person who cheered when Christopher Reeve died so you can shove it up your ass about people who shouldn't be making fun of people who are braindead and celebrate when they die because if she was some liberal you'd be throwing some party now that she's dead.
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Yeah, olimario, you should read the last post I made on the page about why it's stupid to be worrying about 'class' when someone dies.

You're hardly one to be on a soapbox, though.
 
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