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[methodman]

So, I was in my junior year of high school and I was in Chemistry. My teacher was talking about some stuff and we had to take notes, but this new kid (who had just joined the class that day) raised his hand. The teacher asked him What does he want... He said may i be excused to the restroom, and the teacher said no. So two minutes later he laid a hugggggeee fart (wet and everything) and raised his hand, and calmly asked, "May I go to the bathroom now?" The teacher let him.

 

[Goreomedy]

A science teacher, hoping to make a wild first impression at the start of a new year, thought it would be clever to jump into our class, scream, and scare the living shit out of us. So, he ran for the open door, let out a yell, jumped a little bit too early, and smashed the top of his head against the door frame. He fell limp to the floor where blood pooled out of a gash on his scalp. We all sat in stunned silence for three minutes before I used the intercom to call for help.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

A science teacher, hoping to make a wild first impression at the start of a new year, thought it would be clever to jump into our class, scream, and scare the living shit out of us. So, he ran for the open door, let out a yell, jumped a little bit too early, and smashed the top of his head against the door frame. He fell limp to the floor where blood pooled out of a gash on his scalp. We all sat in stunned silence for three minutes before I used the intercom to call for help.

:lol

I don't even think some extra strength aspirin would fix that headache.

 

[MIMIC]

We were going to see a play at the Playhouse Theater in Cleveland, and my teacher was so scrupulous about making sure that everyone is on "his or her best behavior."

So, when we're waiting in line in the long lobby, some guys had caps on, and she demanded that they take them off. One of the guys exclaimed that if the men are going to be prohibited from wearing hats, the girls must also obey this rule.

So, drunk with authority, my teacher snatched off the hat of the nearest girl...which so happened to be a "wig hat."

My teacher was as apologetic as the girl was embarrassed.

:lol

 

[Ecrofirt]

A science teacher, hoping to make a wild first impression at the start of a new year, thought it would be clever to jump into our class, scream, and scare the living shit out of us. So, he ran for the open door, let out a yell, jumped a little bit too early, and smashed the top of his head against the door frame. He fell limp to the floor where blood pooled out of a gash on his scalp. We all sat in stunned silence for three minutes before I used the intercom to call for help.

I hope to god that you're kidding

 

[MIMIC]

A science teacher, hoping to make a wild first impression at the start of a new year, thought it would be clever to jump into our class, scream, and scare the living shit out of us. So, he ran for the open door, let out a yell, jumped a little bit too early, and smashed the top of his head against the door frame. He fell limp to the floor where blood pooled out of a gash on his scalp. We all sat in stunned silence for three minutes before I used the intercom to call for help.

After-the-FACT-funny, right?

 

[way more]

After-the-FACT-funny, right?

Screw that, I'd be laughing right then.

 

[Die Squirrel Die]

So, I was in my junior year of high school and I was in Chemistry. My teacher was talking about some stuff and we had to take notes, but this new kid (who had just joined the class that day) raised his hand. The teacher asked him What does he want... He said may i be excused to the restroom, and the teacher said no. So two minutes later he laid a hugggggeee fart (wet and everything) and raised his hand, and calmly asked, "May I go to the bathroom now?" The teacher let him.

I kinda did that once. The teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so I pissed on the floor. I was six at the time and it was my first week at a new school.

 

[Eminem]

A science teacher, hoping to make a wild first impression at the start of a new year, thought it would be clever to jump into our class, scream, and scare the living shit out of us. So, he ran for the open door, let out a yell, jumped a little bit too early, and smashed the top of his head against the door frame. He fell limp to the floor where blood pooled out of a gash on his scalp. We all sat in stunned silence for three minutes before I used the intercom to call for help.

:lol :lol :lol

My senior year my science teacher was giving a long lecture that he said had to be fit into the class for a test next class. well, my friend sitting next to me got the teacher's extension(there's a phone in every room). and about every 15 minutes he would reach into his pocket, hit dial, and wait for the phone to ring. when the teacher answered it there was never anyone there. teacher finally got so pissed he took the phone off the hook, but it wasted a good 15 minutes of class.

 

[AniHawk]

Professor: Just please don't call me "Mrs. Blumer." That's my mother-in-law's name.
Student: Well what should we call you?
Professor: I dunno... "Professor," maybe?
Student: But that'd make you sound smart.

 

[AssMan]

All of your stories are weak people. My friends and I were the devils in HS:


-Went to a copy machine and made copies of our butt cheeks, then posted them above the cafeteria lines.

-In computer class my friends dared me to spray some fake doo-doo underneathe these girl's table.

-released an alligator during the swimming team's practice.

-this one is kind of bad, but me and one of my friends kept making fun of this one mexican kid, and he threatened to shoot us. Had to go to the office and cops were there getting information.

-I once asked these Navy Recruiters in our auditorium if they've ever measured a whale's penis. Got a pretty good laugh out of that.

-"accidently" hit one of my teachers with a crayon. Trying to aim it at the kid next to her, but hit her in the neck. She then screamed "I'M GOING TO WORKER'S COMP!" Got suspended for 3 days on that mess.


That's all I can think of now. God I miss HS.