Jared Goodwin
Member
What the fuck is up with this game?
Why do all the cars bigger than the Miata handle like sleds? Why is it faster to scrape walls than brake? Why does the camera feel like it's attached to a grocery cart being dragged by the car? What's with the random framerate drops? Why are there, like, 5 different tracks? Why do the drift challenges feel like you're driving on ice? Why do I end up crashing after almost every jump? For that matter, why do half the jumps go straight into intersections, causing me to crash into oncoming cars I had no way of seeing? Why is there load time before the title screen, then load time AFTER the title screen? Why does the stupid music info thing pop up over my map? Why is Snoop rapping over the Doors and why the FUCK is he doing it in this racing game? Why is some shitty garage band blaring over the menus, but the races are slow, steady rap? Why am I racing against Corvettes and '69 Chargers in the grip racing mode? Why can't I get a description or preview of a car before I buy it? Why do all the multicolored vinyls suck ass?
WHY GOD WHY?
Why do all the cars bigger than the Miata handle like sleds? Why is it faster to scrape walls than brake? Why does the camera feel like it's attached to a grocery cart being dragged by the car? What's with the random framerate drops? Why are there, like, 5 different tracks? Why do the drift challenges feel like you're driving on ice? Why do I end up crashing after almost every jump? For that matter, why do half the jumps go straight into intersections, causing me to crash into oncoming cars I had no way of seeing? Why is there load time before the title screen, then load time AFTER the title screen? Why does the stupid music info thing pop up over my map? Why is Snoop rapping over the Doors and why the FUCK is he doing it in this racing game? Why is some shitty garage band blaring over the menus, but the races are slow, steady rap? Why am I racing against Corvettes and '69 Chargers in the grip racing mode? Why can't I get a description or preview of a car before I buy it? Why do all the multicolored vinyls suck ass?
WHY GOD WHY?