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[Foffy]

As long as she understands the risk of having an alligator - and it's very clear she does - I see no reason why it'd even be at risk for being taken away.

Please don't fuck this up, humanity. You already kill healthy giraffes because loldontwannamovethem, don't ruin what appears to be a sincere, dignified attempt at caring for an alligator.

What a weird story. xD

If all the facts laid out in the petition are true, then... I'm kinda rooting for Mary to keep her Rambo, haha. But I don't know if these claims are true or if she's just a little crazy and delusional. For example, the clothing is to protect his supposedly sensitive skin... yet his head is uncovered? Is the skin on the face less sensitive than the body (that sounds unlikely) somehow?

What in the world could we put on an alligator to help his head? A hat? What if she tried that and he fights it?

 

[bobbychalkers]

Why even bother withe the G/A/F? This is some Florida ass Florida shit.

 

[Steel]

Why even bother? This is some Florida ass Florida shit.

No. If Florida was this cool it would have a better reputation.

On a random side note, why are they worried about the gator when it's perfectly legal to eat gator nuggets?

 

[Leynos]

Her claim of the alligator being photosensitive sounds a bit...dubious. Rambo appears to be normal, and not like this actually photosensitive fellow:

 

[Couleurs]

He can really drive?

Ain't no rule says an alligator can't ride an ATV

 

[Curler]

OMG IT'S AN ALLIGATOR WEARING CLOTHES AND RIDING AN ATV!!! That is so freaking adorable!!! This is probably by far, my favorite Florida story I've read on here.

 

[30yearsofhurt]

This alligator should have a gun too.

 

[Reverend Funk]

This is the coolest shit

 

[Anth0ny]

that gator looks rad af

 

[HowZatOZ]

See it couldn't be Australia, our crocs just eat people for shits and giggles.

Seriously though, that's the cutest fucking picture ever.

 

[1upsuper]

I really hope she doesn't have to say later gator and she gets to keep him.

 

[Rhaknar]

Man I love America. I mean that as unironically as possible

 

[CygnusXS]

I don't know you guys, there's a video of him ON the motorcycle but not actually RIDING it. The video is still magical though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDR-fD0WOC8

So the alligator is a surrogate for her dead son? Jesus Christ.

 

[maxcriden]

This croc's got style so listen up Bros
He can ride ATVs and eats at Moe's
He wears sweet clothes if he wants to dance
So put your hands in the air and give him a chance
He's a real life Kremling and classy too
He's the newest
member
of the
DK
Crew