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Police stormed a packed Sydney peak hour train this morning after reports of a man armed with handguns, grenades and samurai swords was travelling in the last carriage.
Scared passengers on the Emu Plains to CBD morning express called triple 0, telling police a man wearing a menacing red and black one-piece costume was carrying deadly weapons.
When the train pulled in at Blacktown station about 7.20am, uniformed officers jumped on board and bundled the man out of the carriage onto the platform.
Another five officers, including a sergeant and a constable wearing bulletproof vests, surrounded the man who appeared to have two automatic pistols strapped to his legs; a bandolier of bullets across his chest, grenades hanging from his belt and two samurai swords sticking out of his black bag.
The man was wearing a Deadpool costume.
...but wait, it's okay!
But after police spoke to the man the found that all the weapons were plastic fakes and he was dressed as Spiderman as part of a charity fundraising campaign called Superhero Week.
He was wearing the costume to work to help raise money for Bear Cottage at Manly, a hospice for children.
A senior Sydney Trains official at Blacktown said that police told Mr Rose that he was a bit of an idiot for getting on the train with all the pretend weapons strapped to him.
Someone on the train got worried and called the police about a bloke with guns on the train.
The police told him to put all his gear into his bag and it was OK for him to catch the next train.
But this trains been held up for 10 minutes.
Mr Rose said police did not charge him with any offence.
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