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[Kaladin]

A man was arrested after he allegedly stole his neighbors underwear out of her garage several times.

The woman told police that she saw surveillance video showing 56 year old Nicolas Rojas entering her garage and stealing her underwear.

She told officers she decided to confront him when she saw him in her garage for the third time on Monday.

She opened the door to the garage while Rojas was still inside.

She told officers Rojas asked her if she had any lemons. She told him she did not, and he left.

The woman told police she went to his house to ask him why he took her underwear.

She said she admitted he took it but did not give it back.

He later came to her house and apologized, she said.

She told police she thought he was armed when he came over to apologize.

Her husband called police after she told him what happened.

Because the victim thought he was armed, and his criminal history, officers surrounded his home and used a loud speaker to order him out of the house.

Rojas's son came out and told him his father didn't have any weapons and was passed out drunk.

He got Rojas to come outside where he was arrested.

He is charged with burglary.

It's

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Florida. Jacksonville, FL.

There aren't enough whys or whats to cover this story.

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[FunkyPajamas]

Damn it, I thought Germany at first, but "Rojas" kind of gave it away.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Man, he's thirsty

Spoiler

for lemons.

 

[PandaPandaPanda]

I didn't even read the title after G/A/F and I said "it's probably Florida"

yup

 

[TheSaddestSort]

Honestly these threads should just be F/F/F.

 

[eizarus]

Anyone else think of this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdX4yiSXzTY

 

[Username1198]

He probably just had swamp ass and needed new undies. It is Florida after all.

Edit knew it was Florida, it's aways like an 80/20 it's Florida. Monster insects is always Australia.

 

[YaBish]

Somehow I just knew it was Florida.

 

[Kaladin]

Somehow I just knew it was Florida.

Crazy grows strong in FL.

 

[Acorn]

Yup that picture fits. Grease check shitty combover thing check, drawn in jawline check and druggie eyes check.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Crazy grows strong in FL.

I can confirm. I live in Florida, and I'm crazy.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Maybe he was having a party

He already had the old dick but was missing lemon

 

[VanquishUK]

Why would anyone willingly visit Florida at this point.

 

[DECK'ARD]

I went with Germany.

 

[KRod-57]

We've all been there before

 

[RustyNails]

Best part

She opened the door to the garage while Rojas was still inside.

She told officers Rojas asked her if she had any lemons. She told him she did not, and he left.

 

[sixteen-bit]

nasty s.o.b.

 

[Jazz573]

Florida man strikes again.

 

[ReAxion]

the lemons lol