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Man bitten by neighbor's escaped python in toilet in Austria​

A man in Austria was bitten by a 1.6-meter (5 1/4-foot) python during an early-morning visit to the toilet at his home on Monday, police said.

The reptile, which apparently escaped from a neighbor's apartment and may have slithered through the drains, was cleaned and handed back to its owner.

The 65-year-old victim “felt a ‘nip’ in the genital area” shortly after sitting on the toilet at home in Graz just after 6 a.m., according to a statement from police in Styria province. He then looked into the toilet and discovered the albino reticulated python.

 

[Kilau]

 

[Aggelos]

Da F*ck?

 

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Belgium ≠ Australia

 

[cherry2000]

Hard Target is an awesome movie. Some of JCVD back catalogue really good but might have been overshadowed by the other stars of the era

 

[InfiniteCombo]

Belgium ≠ Australia

I might be missing a joke here, but isn't it Austria, not Australia?

 

[anthony2690]

Da F*ck?

Oh man, I can just imagine this poor dude pulling this face as he trying to waggle the albino python off his poor little trouser snake

 

[mitch1971]

Did they clean and hand back the blokes cock and balls, too?

 

[LordCBH]

 

[GymWolf]

This reads like the plot of a mega python vs small earthworm movie.

 

[chromhound]

and it's not Florida....

 

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I might be missing a joke here, but isn't it Austria, not Australia?

That's what I said.