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[Robdraggoo]

The story has to be fake. Id never let metal cutting tools near my cock when i could jyst wait for it to go down. Which in reality woyld take all if 5 seconds as soon as i realised it was stuck

 

[Robotguy]

But why would you do this?

To get swole

 

[Matesamo]

But why would you do this?

Sometimes you see a hole and figure "why not?"

 

[jts]

The story has to be fake. Id never let metal cutting tools near my cock when i could jyst wait for it to go down. Which in reality woyld take all if 5 seconds as soon as i realised it was stuck

Ever heard of cock rings? The point is that it holds the blood in the peen. It's even dangerous to go like that for long periods of time.

 

[Sevenfold]

CTRL F Bellend. Nope.. Dafuq?

EDIT Ha beaten by bell space innit end.

 

[RoadHazard]

I don't believe that anyone is this stupid. Actually, I do believe it. Humanity is a mess.

 

[Thorgal]

Look, i know you l want that 15 inch cock to impress the ladies with but this is not the way .

 

[eso76]

2.5kg?

 

[Log4Girlz]

Does it even lift, bro.

 

[bobnowhere]

WOW, was not expecting

Spoiler

Germany

, had

Spoiler

Florida

written all over it

Basic rule of thumb for G/A/F threads: Germany weird sex stuff, Australia killer animal stuff and Florida for Florida-man stuff. If it falls outside of those three categories it's probably Florida anyway.

 

[Thorgal]

reminds me of that one guy who was humping a steel bench in a park and got his member stuck .

 

[KillLaCam]

Sometimes you see a hole and figure "why not?"

Lmfao

 

[Leafhopper]

Lmao

 

[Muffin1611]

Perfect.

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

This is glorious.

 

[JigglesBunny]

I was crushing 350lb plates in high school, what a lightweight.

 

[SeanC]

 

[Switch Back 9]

Basic rule of thumb for G/A/F threads: Germany weird sex stuff, Australia killer animal stuff and Florida for Florida-man stuff. If it falls outside of those three categories it's probably Florida anyway.

I would have guess 'Straya purely based on the Bro culture down there. Plus they'll fuck anything.

 

[shira]

 

[Irnbru]

valgame Dios

This made me laugh harder than it should have

 

[NeonBlack]

So it works...

 

[Kayhan]

Simpsons did it.

 

[studyguy]

Who doesn't 4 plate their kegels?

Spoiler

Also the idea of having a grinder so close to your junk is terrifying

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

'Forgive me father for the gains im bout to receive' he screams as he savages a gym plate.

What goes through peoples minds , jesus.

I'm fucking dying

 

[v1lla21]

For sure it's Gaf member LookAtMeGo

valgame Dios

This made me laugh harder than the guy getting his dick stuck

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Working at the crossfit gym, people keep asking me if they can fuck the weight. Buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

 

[sub_o]

Sometimes you see a hole and figure "why not?"

 

[TheCthultist]

I
Given all the spelling errors in the 'article', the fact that it's posted under 'entertainment'

I mean, I found it pretty entertaining...
Nice to hear it wasn't Florida for once.

 

[Omegasquash]

I hope this serves as a reminder to everyone that you should always use Olympic plates when working your dick out.

Safety first.

 

[johancruijff]

I hope this serves as a reminder to everyone that you should always use Olympic plates when working your dick out.

Safety first.

yes

use the clamps

 

[Always-honest]

Don't stick your penis in a hole that is not flexible in any way and smaller than your girth.

 

[Wag]

Yesss..."Strengthening" his penis with the hole in the plate was exactly what he was doing...

 

[Lulubop]

Had to be pretty thicc tbh

 

[Always-honest]

Had to be pretty thicc tbh

 

[Pesmerga00]

Don't stick your penis in a hole that is not flexible in any way and smaller than your girth.

How else are you supposed to make dick gains?

 

[pswii60]

WOW, was not expecting

Spoiler

Germany

, had

Spoiler

Florida

written all over it

Nah, those crazy Germans love putting their penises in strange places. I've seen Eurotrash.

 

[Dead Prince]

he's natural

 

[tr4nce 26]

Dude was just trying to get swole and got stuck in a hole.

Cock pushups are the go-to for this type of workout. Anyone in Fitness GAF will tell you that.

 

[Henrar]

This is amazing.

 

[spunodi]

Dumb bell end.

This is an amazing post.

 

[BruceLeeRoy]

I have to say.....I'm impressed.

 

[rtcn63]

Likely fake, although if you ever talk to a medical professional, they will tell you that people love putting their dicks in things and things up their butts. Sometimes both at once.

 

[DarkJediKnight]

Nah, those crazy Germans love putting their penises in strange places. I've seen Eurotrash.

Lol. Reminds me of that guy who died after getting fucked by a horse.

From that moment on, I realized: humanity is nasty and doomed.

 

[El Topo]

Suck it, Florida!

 

[PeakPointMatrix]

I've never been more glad to refresh a thread the next day. L-M-A-O

 

[Tom Nook]

Holy Shit! LOL

 

[jiiikoo]

 

[Haunted]

woooooow

 

[PixelatedBookake]

Need those dick gains

 

[LookAtMeGo]

0.5 kg? Laughable