The Experiment said:She is a first rate asshole though and should foot the bill for her search.
Quoted for truth.
The Experiment said:She is a first rate asshole though and should foot the bill for her search.
belgurdo said:*turns on TV*
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS STILL NATIONWIDE NEWS
belgurdo said:*turns on TV*
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS STILL NATIONWIDE NEWS
I'm sure a missing cat would get more press...ShadowRed said:Also I read somewhere that in that same general area a pregnant black chick came up and is still missing and not a peep out of the media about her.
ShadowRed said:Also I read somewhere that in that same general area a pregnant black chick came up and is still missing and not a peep out of the media about her.
belgurdo said:Why does the media find it so important for us to worry when upper-middle class white people do out of the ordinary things anyway (other than when the government orders them to gloss over war stuff as noted above?) Like Scott and Laci Peterson or Elizabeth Smart being national news for no reason? Us "too browns" have money too sometimes, y'know
BwahahahaThe epidemic of crimes against journalism in America is apparently a lot more serious than we thought.
Saturday, I quoted from memory Bill O'Reilly's typically overwrought introduction to the tabloid story-du-jour. I came pretty close, I must say, but even I missed some of his later "thoughts."
"The epidemic of crimes against women and children in America continues with the disappearance of 32-year old Jennifer Wilbanks from an Atlanta suburb," intoned the Big Giant Head. Moments later, still omniscient, he added "It's got to be a crime. A woman like that with a long history of responsibility. She had a steady job...She just wouldn't bolt and not tell anybody."
Fortunately, Mr. O'Reilly wasn't the only one stepping neck deep in it.
Over to CNN Headline News, where Nancy "None Of You Are Innocent" Grace was nearly as convinced: "I just don't believe it's a case of cold feet."
For the record, at the same hour, on MSNBC, my Cynicist's exact statement, in the form of a question to a retired profiler, was: "Those photos of this woman I don`t know how recent they are. There`s just a feeling about those shots, with her eyes sort of bugging out, that you look at that and say: 'is she going to run or do something?'"
Well, we may even have an explanation for that pop-eyed expression (we're presuming this isn't a thyroid issue).
Prosecution (or at least getting a bill for the $100,000 the police say they incurred searching for her) only covers part of Jennifer Wilbanks' possible debt to society. Perhaps equally as important: her etiquette defecit. What about the fiancee? What about the 600 guests?
What about the gifts?
$10,000 worth of them had already been purchased by relatives and friends of Ms. Wilbanks and her intended, John Mason. Through the miracle of the on-line registry, you and I can get a Peeping-Tom-like look at somebody's taste in wedding gifts.
Ms. Wilbanks' seems to have been pretty routine, except for one thing: a kind of cheese fixation.
Among the items purchased at her registry: a cheese wire slicer ($9.99), a two-piece cheese server set (that's one knife and one slicer for $29), a cheese server (that's a tray, not a person $35), a full cheese set (marble serving board, cheese knife, cracker tray $49), a set of four cheese spreaders ($29), and, best of all, the mighty and essential "Cheese Dome" ($19).
That's what made her run right there the Power of Cheese!
I'll make sure to motion this as a new by-law at our next business meeting.Tommie Hu$tle said:And white guys could you please tell your white women to stop falsely blaming minorities for their fuckups.
Justin Bailey said:I'll make sure to motion this as a new by-law at our next business meeting.
Go Go Ackman! said:Dude, when did gaming age become "fark.com after 18 hour delay" land? Stop reposting shit that's been on fark ages ago you idiots.
Damnit, white people always blaming white people!Wilbanks, whose three-day disappearance led to a nationwide search and a media sensation, initially told investigators she had been abducted by a Hispanic male and white woman with a handgun, a story that quickly unraveled.
Ok, that is outrageous. Where did you read this?Shadow Red said:Also I read somewhere that in that same general area a pregnant black chick came up and is still missing and not a peep out of the media about her.
ShadowRed said:Her statement also did not specifically address her false claim that a Hispanic man had abducted her. But Fernando Mateo, the president of the group Hispanics Across America, backed down from his threat to protest outside her home, saying members were satisfied with her general apology.
"Our purpose was not to crucify this woman but just to let the nation know they can't freely use the name 'Hispanic' in a stereotyping manner where Hispanics are perceived to be thugs and criminals," he said.
Socreges said:Damnit, white people always blaming white people!
Socreges said:Personally, I'm downright LIVID that the media was so quick to imply that the husband is likely responsible for her disappearance! Just because he's white! And then attack her constantly when it's discovered that it was cold feet..... just because she's white! DAMN YOOUUUU, AMERICA!!
Damnit, white people always blaming white people!
Ok, that is outrageous. Where did you read this?
mrmyth said:Not so dispute the crappin ness of it all, but that chick dissappeared in 2000.
Actually, scratch that. America was looking for Chandra Levy at the time. I think we need to radio tag white women so we can track them in the wild.
Er, coy? I was just satirizing these posts:Tommie Hu$tle said:Don't play coy Socreges, we've all seen this movie before. You really think that if this broad ended you face first in a lake that anyone would have been looking for a supicious looking white woman? We know how this plays out. If she would have been missing one more day they would have put an APB on a Mexican man between 25 and 35 years old height 4' 11" to 6' 2" dark hair blue jeans and and a tee shirt last seen in a vehicle with or without tags.