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Ga. bride-to-be fabricated kidnap tale

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belgurdo said:
*turns on TV*

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS STILL NATIONWIDE NEWS

Because there is this sticky situation called Iraq that the government would rather you not think about. Isn't the First Lady so funny HA HA HA!
 

ShadowRed

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belgurdo said:
*turns on TV*

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS STILL NATIONWIDE NEWS




Also I read somewhere that in that same general area a pregnant black chick came up and is still missing and not a peep out of the media about her.
 

DCX

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ShadowRed said:
Also I read somewhere that in that same general area a pregnant black chick came up and is still missing and not a peep out of the media about her.
I'm sure a missing cat would get more press...

DCX
 

belgurdo

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ShadowRed said:
Also I read somewhere that in that same general area a pregnant black chick came up and is still missing and not a peep out of the media about her.

Why does the media find it so important for us to worry when upper-middle class white people do out of the ordinary things anyway (other than when the government orders them to gloss over war stuff as noted above?) Like Scott and Laci Peterson or Elizabeth Smart being national news for no reason? Us "too browns" have money too sometimes, y'know
 
belgurdo said:
Why does the media find it so important for us to worry when upper-middle class white people do out of the ordinary things anyway (other than when the government orders them to gloss over war stuff as noted above?) Like Scott and Laci Peterson or Elizabeth Smart being national news for no reason? Us "too browns" have money too sometimes, y'know



SHUT UP DARKIE!
 

impirius

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From Keith Olbermann's blog:

The epidemic of crimes against journalism in America is apparently a lot more serious than we thought.

Saturday, I quoted from memory Bill O'Reilly's typically overwrought introduction to the tabloid story-du-jour. I came pretty close, I must say, but even I missed some of his later "thoughts."

"The epidemic of crimes against women and children in America continues with the disappearance of 32-year old Jennifer Wilbanks from an Atlanta suburb," intoned the Big Giant Head. Moments later, still omniscient, he added "It's got to be a crime. A woman like that with a long history of responsibility. She had a steady job...She just wouldn't bolt and not tell anybody."

Fortunately, Mr. O'Reilly wasn't the only one stepping neck deep in it.

Over to CNN Headline News, where Nancy "None Of You Are Innocent" Grace was nearly as convinced: "I just don't believe it's a case of cold feet."

For the record, at the same hour, on MSNBC, my Cynicist's exact statement, in the form of a question to a retired profiler, was: "Those photos of this woman — I don`t know how recent they are. There`s just a feeling about those shots, with her eyes sort of bugging out, that you look at that and say: 'is she going to run or do something?'"

Well, we may even have an explanation for that pop-eyed expression (we're presuming this isn't a thyroid issue).

Prosecution (or at least getting a bill for the $100,000 the police say they incurred searching for her) only covers part of Jennifer Wilbanks' possible debt to society. Perhaps equally as important: her etiquette defecit. What about the fiancee? What about the 600 guests?

What about the gifts?

$10,000 worth of them had already been purchased by relatives and friends of Ms. Wilbanks and her intended, John Mason. Through the miracle of the on-line registry, you and I can get a Peeping-Tom-like look at somebody's taste in wedding gifts.

Ms. Wilbanks' seems to have been pretty routine, except for one thing: a kind of cheese fixation.

Among the items purchased at her registry: a cheese wire slicer ($9.99), a two-piece cheese server set (that's one knife and one slicer for $29), a cheese server (that's a tray, not a person — $35), a full cheese set (marble serving board, cheese knife, cracker tray — $49), a set of four cheese spreaders ($29), and, best of all, the mighty and essential "Cheese Dome" ($19).

That's what made her run right there — the Power of Cheese!
Bwahahaha
 

Justin Bailey

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Tommie Hu$tle said:
And white guys could you please tell your white women to stop falsely blaming minorities for their fuckups.
I'll make sure to motion this as a new by-law at our next business meeting.
 
It got major news because the media was salivating like hungry dogs to wait for John Mason's confession that he killed her and tossed her ass in the woods. They were hoping it was Scott Peterson 2.
 
Go Go Ackman! said:
Dude, when did gaming age become "fark.com after 18 hour delay" land? Stop reposting shit that's been on fark ages ago you idiots.


What? I don't understand the white guys got the "My Bitch is Gone" Questionnare up to the meeting?
 

ShadowRed

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Oh shit this bitch was trying get someone killed. It seems she also claimed she was raped.





GAINESVILLE, Ga. - Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks said she was "truly sorry for the troubles I caused," but insisted her flight was prompted by issues that went beyond simple cold feet. Her family pastor cautioned Friday that she still needed time to heal.

In a statement read Thursday by the Rev. Tom Smiley, Wilbanks said she her flight by bus to Las Vegas and eventually to Albuquerque was not in response to her pending wedding, which had been scheduled four days after she vanished.

"Those who know me know how excited I've been, and how excited I was about the spectacular wedding we planned, and how I could not wait to be Mrs. John Mason," the statement said.

She said her flight was the result of "a host of compelling issues, which seemed out of control."

Wilbanks, whose three-day disappearance led to a nationwide search and a media sensation, initially told investigators she had been abducted by a Hispanic male and white woman with a handgun, a story that quickly unraveled.

Albuquerque, N.M., police said Thursday that Wilbanks also claimed she had been sexually assaulted, but recanted with the rest of her story.

Wilbanks said she has asked for the forgiveness of Mason, her fiance; their families, friends, churches and communities; "and any others I may have offended unintentionally," adding that she was "deeply grateful and appreciative to everyone who responded on my behalf."

Many in the community expressed disgust when they learned that she had run off without telling anyone.

But Smiley said Friday on ABC's "Good Morning America" he has received hundreds of e-mails about Wilbanks and they have been "99 percent positive."

Wilbanks has not said publicly whether she still plans to marry Mason, but Smiley, who has been counseling Wilbanks, said Mason has been supportive.

"The number one concern is for her to get a handle on what's going on in her life," he said. Asked about her progress, he said, "We live in such an instant society today, and everyone wants everything right now, and that's just not possible."

Wilbanks' attorney, Lydia Sartain, has said her client is seeking professional help and is in no condition to publicly answer questions.

Her statement did not address Duluth Mayor Shirley Lasseter's request that she repay the city for the costs of the search and perform community service.

Gwinnett County District Attorney Danny Porter is investigating possible criminal charges against Wilbanks for falsely reporting a crime. Porter said Thursday night he was awaiting an FBI report on Wilbanks' statements to authorities in Albuquerque.

Her statement also did not specifically address her false claim that a Hispanic man had abducted her. But Fernando Mateo, the president of the group Hispanics Across America, backed down from his threat to protest outside her home, saying members were satisfied with her general apology.

"Our purpose was not to crucify this woman but just to let the nation know they can't freely use the name 'Hispanic' in a stereotyping manner where Hispanics are perceived to be thugs and criminals," he said.
 

Socreges

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Personally, I'm downright LIVID that the media was so quick to imply that the husband is likely responsible for her disappearance! Just because he's white! And then attack her constantly when it's discovered that it was cold feet..... just because she's white! DAMN YOOUUUU, AMERICA!!

Wilbanks, whose three-day disappearance led to a nationwide search and a media sensation, initially told investigators she had been abducted by a Hispanic male and white woman with a handgun, a story that quickly unraveled.
Damnit, white people always blaming white people!

Shadow Red said:
Also I read somewhere that in that same general area a pregnant black chick came up and is still missing and not a peep out of the media about her.
Ok, that is outrageous. Where did you read this?
 
ShadowRed said:
Her statement also did not specifically address her false claim that a Hispanic man had abducted her. But Fernando Mateo, the president of the group Hispanics Across America, backed down from his threat to protest outside her home, saying members were satisfied with her general apology.

"Our purpose was not to crucify this woman but just to let the nation know they can't freely use the name 'Hispanic' in a stereotyping manner where Hispanics are perceived to be thugs and criminals," he said.


All I'm saying is you Mexicans better be lucky she came up alive or they might have run an Emmitt Till on your asses.

Socreges said:
Damnit, white people always blaming white people!


Don't play coy Socreges, we've all seen this movie before. You really think that if this broad ended you face first in a lake that anyone would have been looking for a supicious looking white woman? We know how this plays out. If she would have been missing one more day they would have put an APB on a Mexican man between 25 and 35 years old height 4' 11" to 6' 2" dark hair blue jeans and and a tee shirt last seen in a vehicle with or without tags.
 

ShadowRed

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Socreges said:
Personally, I'm downright LIVID that the media was so quick to imply that the husband is likely responsible for her disappearance! Just because he's white! And then attack her constantly when it's discovered that it was cold feet..... just because she's white! DAMN YOOUUUU, AMERICA!!

Damnit, white people always blaming white people!


Ok, that is outrageous. Where did you read this?




Right here:


http://www.theyaremissed.org/ncma/gallery/ncmaprofile_all.php?A200300703W
 

mrmyth

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Not so dispute the crappin ness of it all, but that chick dissappeared in 2000.

Actually, scratch that. America was looking for Chandra Levy at the time. I think we need to radio tag white women so we can track them in the wild.
 
mrmyth said:
Not so dispute the crappin ness of it all, but that chick dissappeared in 2000.

Actually, scratch that. America was looking for Chandra Levy at the time. I think we need to radio tag white women so we can track them in the wild.

What you speak from your mouth, this is truth. I think we should implement this plan. WHITE MEN to your conclave! Vote and make this happen for the good of the community procrastination will only serve to devalue your ivory concubines!
 

themadcowtipper

Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
So no they are saying the reason she ran was not because of cold feet, but because the husband would not lay the pipe until after the wedding. Wow I only thought guys wanted sex before the wedding.
 

Socreges

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Tommie Hu$tle said:
Don't play coy Socreges, we've all seen this movie before. You really think that if this broad ended you face first in a lake that anyone would have been looking for a supicious looking white woman? We know how this plays out. If she would have been missing one more day they would have put an APB on a Mexican man between 25 and 35 years old height 4' 11" to 6' 2" dark hair blue jeans and and a tee shirt last seen in a vehicle with or without tags.
Er, coy? I was just satirizing these posts:

"And of course, she blames a minority in her falsified story."
"Hispanics are the new negros!"
etc
 
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