GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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Just spent a whole day reading this thread...so much good in here! And then a few I couldn't finish reading because of the cringe-factor.

I once hit someone's car in a parking lot when I was young, uninsured, and broke. I left. It wasn't very much damage, but I felt god-awful about it for awhile. Since then I've had my vehicles dinged up and scraped so much I guess the CARma (hee hee) has come back around.

I have a deeper confession I may send in in the next few days, have to think about it.
 
So I'm at the hotel and the people in the room next to me were having sex (you could hear the rhythmic banging) suddenly you hear the guy start having a huge sneezing fit and this woman screams "EewWWWWW!!!!!" The guy is still sneezing and the woman's yelling at him. Nice.
 
ronito said:
So I'm at the hotel and the people in the room next to me were having sex (you could hear the rhythmic banging) suddenly you hear the guy start having a huge sneezing fit and this woman scream "EewWWWWW!!!!!" The guy is still sneezing and the woman's yelling at him. Nice.
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ronito said:
So I'm at the hotel and the people in the room next to me were having sex (you could hear the rhythmic banging) suddenly you hear the guy start having a huge sneezing fit and this woman screams "EewWWWWW!!!!!" The guy is still sneezing and the woman's yelling at him. Nice.
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A wise man once told me

Have sex until you are done.

do or do not there is no try
 
ronito said:
So I'm at the hotel and the people in the room next to me were having sex (you could hear the rhythmic banging) suddenly you hear the guy start having a huge sneezing fit and this woman screams "EewWWWWW!!!!!" The guy is still sneezing and the woman's yelling at him. Nice.
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Is that a confession someone sent in? Or were you just telling us?
Or did you just forget to put in the QUOTE tags as you wrote it??! Ah, we caught your mistake! So it's true!! They've all been YOUR stories haven't they!!
 
Falcs00 said:
Is that a confession someone sent in? Or were you just telling us?
Or did you just forget to put in the QUOTE tags as you wrote it??! Ah, we caught your mistake! So it's true!! They've all been YOUR stories haven't they!!
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No anonymous confession. I'm just telling you guys.
 
ronito said:
So I'm at the hotel and the people in the room next to me were having sex (you could hear the rhythmic banging) suddenly you hear the guy start having a huge sneezing fit and this woman screams "EewWWWWW!!!!!" The guy is still sneezing and the woman's yelling at him. Nice.
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Did you masturbate to it?

I would.

Also, this reminds me of when I was living in Stockholm. My flat there had paper-thin walls, and my 50-year old neighbour always brought home older women to fuck. My bed was right to that wall. So almost every night I fell asleep to the smacking sound of his ballsack, aswell as those.... wet sounds. And loads of moaning. Always from him, never from the women.
 
I have kinda regretted pretty much everything I've done on gaf ever since I made an account at the age of 15.

Some might say I was just attention whoring all this time, and maybe I was... but I really just didn't think ahead.

So now I have nude pictures of myself that occasionally get sent around (I've kinda accepted that now, but I do wish I had never taken them in the first place) and I am always reminded of the other dumb shit I did when I was younger.

TL;DR: don't post nude pictures of yourself on the net.

OKAY?
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15? GAFer? Nude Pics? Do you have any idea what you've done?
 
Btw, ronito, don't publish any confessions directed at other users on the board (specifically or non-specifically), from here on out, thanks. It's one thing to be able to talk about your personal wackiness anonymously, but the whole "I rub off to XYZ in the post pics thread" stuff just makes everyone creeped out and it's a way to troll the board and upset people here without accountability for what's being said.
 
EviLore said:
Btw, ronito, don't publish any confessions directed at other users on the board (specifically or non-specifically), from here on out, thanks. It's one thing to be able to talk about your personal wackiness anonymously, but the whole "I rub off to XYZ in the post pics thread" stuff just makes everyone creeped out and it's a way to troll the board and upset people here without accountability for what's being said.
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You're just mad because nobody has mentioned you yet :)

I'll put your pix in my rotation
 
Wow this thread keeps delivering, I love it.

I have 2 or 3 confessions that could potentially rock this thread, and I am not exaggerating. But have not decided if I want to confess them at all. Probably after posting this doing it anonymously would not really mean much. But I am very tempted. Maybe I am thinking they are more interesting then they really are who knows.

Btw I know that sounds like I am begging for "Oh please share!", well maybe I am ... but really I need my friends permission on one of them. Because of there is any chance of me being dox'd (whatever it's called now a days) and finding out who my friend is, it could be bad for his family. So I will try my best :D

Here is a throw away confession though. (I am a guy by the way)

I sit down to piss a lot, and I don't give a fuck.
 
Riggs said:
Wow this thread keeps delivering, I love it.

I have 2 or 3 confessions that could potentially rock this thread, and I am not exaggerating. But have not decided if I want to confess them at all. Probably after posting this doing it anonymously would not really mean much. But I am very tempted. Maybe I am thinking they are more interesting then they really are who knows.

Btw I know that sounds like I am begging for "Oh please share!", well maybe I am ... but really I need my friends permission on one of them. Because of there is any chance of me being dox'd (whatever it's called now a days) and finding out who my friend is, it could be bad for his family. So I will try my best :D

Here is a throw away confession though. (I am a guy by the way)

I sit down to piss a lot, and I don't give a fuck.
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So now when the next confession rolls in that mentions some type of interesting info about a friend, everyone is gonna know it's you.
 
BHZ Mayor said:
So now when the next confession rolls in that mentions some type of interesting info about a friend, everyone is gonna know it's you.
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I thought of that before I posted believe me. I got no problem w/ one of the stories being known since it is my own. For some reason I wasn't really thinking not sure why I even mentioned it. Perhaps because I am an idiot sometimes lol.

He might not even give a fuck I'll ask him if I can post it w/o any of his info. Would be hard to find out who he is through me anyway, I don't have FB. But GAF detectives are top tier shit sometimes so who knows. Will update if he says I can do it.
 
Riggs said:
Wow this thread keeps delivering, I love it.

I have 2 or 3 confessions that could potentially rock this thread, and I am not exaggerating. But have not decided if I want to confess them at all. Probably after posting this doing it anonymously would not really mean much. But I am very tempted. Maybe I am thinking they are more interesting then they really are who knows.

Btw I know that sounds like I am begging for "Oh please share!", well maybe I am ... but really I need my friends permission on one of them. Because of there is any chance of me being dox'd (whatever it's called now a days) and finding out who my friend is, it could be bad for his family. So I will try my best :D

Here is a throw away confession though. (I am a guy by the way)

I sit down to piss a lot, and I don't give a fuck.
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Do it, the boat needs to be rocked.
 
This is actually the second confession I've sent in, so I guess I'll give a short background on my original one before I proceed (It's somewhere in the 2nd or 3rd thread):

Grew up as a relatively well-mannered kid.
Would occasionally torture animals, but regret it afterwards
Had plenty of friends as I grew up, but would lose them all (more on this later)
Ended up focusing my teen years on women, and did reasonably well

Fast-forward to today:

I have kinda lost every single friend I've made throughout my life, and while I do continuously make new friends I know that I will break up all contacts with them as well. Part of this comes down to the fact that I often socialize because I like attention, and want to be well-liked by everyone in my social circle, but I have for some time "restarted" my life in different locations - and each time broke off all past contacts as I don't want my past and present to meet.

Reason?

A change of personality each time I meet new people, based on whatever I at the moment feel would help me make better contacts. I don't lie per se (though I do lol) but I change so much that I fear what would happen if my current social group would come into touch with the old one - I've even changed my name twice. Heck, my current girlfriend doesn't even know of this, but if I'm going to be honest with myself I'll probably break up with her rather than tell her.

I don't know why I'm doing all of this, but I have a feeling that it is somehow relatable to my childhood. I never had anyone to look up to or any dreams or aspirations aside from "get rich".
I just don't think I have a real personality, so I try to piece one together when the occasion calls for it - resulting in a massive headache down the line.

I'm currently studying biochemical engineering atm, and once I'm done with my degree I'll probably change my name and try to get a job abroad - and start everything over again.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvHSdKRCW8w
 
EviLore said:
Btw, ronito, don't publish any confessions directed at other users on the board (specifically or non-specifically), from here on out, thanks. It's one thing to be able to talk about your personal wackiness anonymously, but the whole "I rub off to XYZ in the post pics thread" stuff just makes everyone creeped out and it's a way to troll the board and upset people here without accountability for what's being said.
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Already stopped boss.
 
I just don't think I have a real personality, so I try to piece one together when the occasion calls for it - resulting in a massive headache down the line.
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I think there's a medical condition for this. This idea here sounds so familiar to me for some reason.
 
Iron Maiden was first.
No regrets.

My second was Taylor Swift.
Also no regrets, she put on a great show.

So yeah, I guess it's a confession (kinda) that I think Iron Maiden and Taylor Swift are both really great artists. People look at me weird when I mention that. No need for anonymity. :D
 
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