GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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The other day after fooling around I said we should share our sexual fantasies and she said she didn't have any. I thought she was being shy or something. But after talking to her I realized it's true she really doesn't have a single one.
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You could try writing her a fantasy you have about her. Some girls get very excited about those. Very, very excited. Maybe it could help jump start her imagination.


The girl I'm seeing just told me she had a threesome with two guys. I can't look at her anymore without seeing her getting plowed by two guys. It disgusts me.
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I don't know, I'm a dude in my mid 20s and I don't really have any sexual fantasies outside of "a girl that looks like ____" which isn't even a fantasy as much as what I'm naturally attracted to. Not even fetishy looks. Just the body type I prefer. That's as far as my sexual fantasies go. I don't think it is that weird that someone wouldn't have any concrete sexual fantasies and would rather just go along with someone else's. That doesn't really seem like a problem to me.

There has to be something else going on if the complaint is that your girl will do anything in bed you want to do, but doesn't have her own good ideas of what to stick where. That sounds like looking for something to complain about to me.
 
The girl I'm seeing just told me she had a threesome with two guys. I can't look at her anymore without seeing her getting plowed by two guys. It disgusts me.
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I would be thinking the same thing lol. Hard to get that idea out of your head.
 
strobogo said:
I don't know, I'm a dude in my mid 20s and I don't really have any sexual fantasies outside of "a girl that looks like ____" which isn't even a fantasy as much as what I'm naturally attracted to.
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As a dude in my 20s I could seriously write a book of them.

It's easy to understand the frustration of a person who's doing all the work. That's happened to me a few times. I like being in control, but it's nice to have some outside input every once in a while. And when you are consistently putting in all the effort yourself, it's super frustrating.

I don't think it's just about the fantasies, but also that the girl is so plain in bed. The missionary curse. I've posted a few times here about what I think about sticking to missionary. So boring.

The girl I'm seeing just told me she had a threesome with two guys. I can't look at her anymore without seeing her getting plowed by two guys. It disgusts me.
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You seem to have your mind made up, but I've always thought MMF would be fine in a relationship as long as MFF was allowed as well.
 
This isn't really something I've done, but something I'm thinkin' of doing. Just got taken on at a restaurant A as a bus boy. But the clientele is seriously not anywhere near as strong as I was expecting. There were three tables on the day I worked (which to be fair was Wednesday at around 5 or 6pm)

I'm sure the place is banging on Friday night/Saturday/Sunday, but later today I'm thinking about going to an interview I was promised at another restaurant (B). This one has way more clientele, is roughly the same quality if not just slightly less fancy (but that means more people go), but the kicker is that it's for a juicy server position.

Restaurant A has me on a 90 day probation period so I've no hope of climbing up the ladder anytime this year. They have a surplus of servers now, much less after the holidays. Is it wrong for me to interview at B later today, and if I get the job, just take it and completely blow off A? The manager who hired me at A is really nice and I realize I should cherish the work that's given to me these days. But as a server I could easily make $5 - $15 more an hour, including the slow days.
 
Sub_Level said:
This isn't really something I've done, but something I'm thinkin' of doing. Just got taken on at a restaurant A as a bus boy. But the clientele is seriously not anywhere near as strong as I was expecting. There were three tables on the day I worked (which to be fair was Wednesday at around 5 or 6pm)

I'm sure the place is banging on Friday night/Saturday/Sunday, but later today I'm thinking about going to an interview I was promised at another restaurant (B). This one has way more clientele, is roughly the same quality if not just slightly less fancy (but that means more people go), but the kicker is that it's for a juicy server position.

Restaurant A has me on a 90 day probation period so I've no hope of climbing up the ladder anytime this year. They have a surplus of servers now, much less after the holidays. Is it wrong for me to interview at B later today, and if I get the job, just take it and completely blow off A? The manager who hired me at A is really nice and I realize I should cherish the work that's given to me these days. But as a server I could easily make $5 - $15 more an hour, including the slow days.
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One of my general rules:
Listen to Cyan. He knows what's up.
 
Definitely take the interview and if/when you get the job then explain the situation and offer to finish your remaining scheduled shifts at (A) if they absolutely need you. No point in burning bridges by leaving them high and dry, but you absolutely have no need to be loyal to them.
 
Sub_Level said:
This isn't really something I've done, but something I'm thinkin' of doing. Just got taken on at a restaurant A as a bus boy. But the clientele is seriously not anywhere near as strong as I was expecting. There were three tables on the day I worked (which to be fair was Wednesday at around 5 or 6pm)

I'm sure the place is banging on Friday night/Saturday/Sunday, but later today I'm thinking about going to an interview I was promised at another restaurant (B). This one has way more clientele, is roughly the same quality if not just slightly less fancy (but that means more people go), but the kicker is that it's for a juicy server position.

Restaurant A has me on a 90 day probation period so I've no hope of climbing up the ladder anytime this year. They have a surplus of servers now, much less after the holidays. Is it wrong for me to interview at B later today, and if I get the job, just take it and completely blow off A? The manager who hired me at A is really nice and I realize I should cherish the work that's given to me these days. But as a server I could easily make $5 - $15 more an hour, including the slow days.
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Not exactly sure why you would feel guilty of going in for an interview. If you get the job at the other restaurant, just be honest with your manager. Tell him it's nothing personal, you're just looking for a better pay and a place where you can work your way up. If he doesn't get that, fuck him.
 
Haha, never stay at a company or job for loyalty reasons. The moment shit hits the fan they'll drop you just as fast as anywhere else. Take a better job whenever you can and fuck what came before.
 
Thread has amused me no end over the last few days so figure I should contribute even if it's a little tame

Was messaging my gf to say good night yesterday and thought I would engage in a little dirty talk about the antics we'd engaged in earlier in the evening. I hit send and within a second that sinking feeling kicked in. I realised I'd messaged one of the women I manage in my job my mistake :/

I immediately apologised and explained that she was the last person who text me and I responded to her by mistake. Thankfully she was cool about it. Can barely look her in he face today though - I feel mortified :/
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Dude, you are SO lucky you didn't get fired.
 
Thanks for the advice guys, I will definitely try and find something better if I can. If not, then restaurant A it is. I feel bad though because the guy at A who hired me got chewed out multiple times by the managers because he hired me quickly and didn't adhere to standard hiring protocol or some such.

Restaurant B moved my interview to Tuesday. I have a couple shifts at A in the meantime that I'll work. Roughly how stupid would it be for me to not tell B that I work at A? I kinda don't wanna tell B that the last job I had lasted three shifts, but I'm guessing they can find out anyways? Sorry if I'm getting off topic, this is more awkward situation than confession.

To keep it on topic, in high school I set off the fire alarm twice. Really just screwed up the whole period since EVERYONE had to evacuate and the fire trucks came. Also I set the trash can in the bathroom on fire so they had to move the trash cans out of the bathroom and into the hall for the rest of the semester. Tried setting fire to a plant in the teacher's lounge too. The goal was to set the school on fire so that I wouldn't have to go to school that day. I was pretty messed up.
 
Sub_Level said:
Also I set the trash can in the bathroom on fire so they had to move the trash cans out of the bathroom and into the hall for the rest of the semester. .
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I hope that was for the men's bathroom. Because if they did that for the women's it could have been terrible.
 
i got through the first 20 pages of this thread.

holy shit, Doozy's story is so fucking terrible. It has actually emotionally impacted me a bit and I've been thinking about it all day. It feels like I saw something similar in a movie, but the detail just makes it more profound.

I would just like to say that Doozy is scum of the human race.
 
davepoobond said:
i got through the first 20 pages of this thread.

holy shit, Doozy's story is so fucking terrible. It has actually emotionally impacted me a bit and I've been thinking about it all day. It feels like I saw something similar in a movie, but the detail just makes it more profound.

I would just like to say that Doozy is scum of the human race.
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Another story will come that will give Doozy competition and you despair.
 
NotTheGuyYouKill said:
Another story will come that will give Doozy competition and you despair.
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is it after HIVman? I already got to that point. I didn't find it AS terrible in my opinion, because there was more manipulation involved with Doozy than with HIVman. Obviously HIVman isn't that great of a person either. I only put him a half of a notch above Doozy. Its just more heartbreaking from the woman's side of the story, than anything else. At least with HIVman, repentance will come in some form.
 
davepoobond said:
is it after HIVman? I already got to that point. I didn't find it AS terrible in my opinion, because there was more manipulation involved with Doozy than with HIVman. Obviously HIVman isn't that great of a person either. I only put him a half of a notch above Doozy. Its just more heartbreaking from the woman's side of the story, than anything else. At least with HIVman, repentance will come in some form.
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Yeah, it was HIVman. I'm trying to think if there's anything worse than that, but him and Doozy are just the lowest of the low.
 
During a particularly low period in my life which I don't like to reminisce about, I was homeless and practically a hobo living on the streets. One day, I snuck into the back of a nearby clothing store and stole one of the packages, which I had hoped contained something warm I could wear, like a sweater or some jeans, since it was getting to be cold that time of year and I would've preferred to not have to sleep in my raggedy-ass clothes when it was freezing. Unfortunately, said box just contained a bunch of extra large bras. I wasn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth though, or however that saying goes, so I ran to the next town over (just to be safe) and decided to use a couple of them as cups to hold spare change I got from passers by.

The results I got from people that day were interesting. The women who saw me were disgusted and left without interaction. The guys, however, were more generous and actually gave me some money. I also remember some teenager who thought he was funny came up to me and asked if those bras were used, :lol. I'll never forget that.
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A hobo? Yes. But a hobo with a bra!
 
I went through an extremely dramatic relationship with my first love Jezebel who I lost my virginity to and spent nearly every day with for 3 years. I first broke her trust by flirting with a girl I knew online before our relationship and then she broke mine when she physically cheated and slept around with nearly everyone at our job (we both worked at the same retail store that I helped her get a job at). Including my boss and several others, sometimes after I would come to work and let her borrow my car after I started me shift


Despite all this I can’t help but be attached like a sap. So for a long time we weren’t in a relationship but we met up and hung out and had sex sometimes. I bought lots of things for her and took care of her when she let me. Eventually Jezebel moved away to California and I was extremely depressed. But after several bad dates with different girls and a 1 night stand I eventually meet a Mary who I really think has potential and I end up dating her. She confesses she loves me after a few months. I say I’m not sure but eventually come to confess that I do love her too. It is the most wonderful thing in the world to love and care for someone you are not afraid will betray you at every turn and who is not full of bullshit and drama.

The problem is, I have become that person. This whole time I am still talking to my ex, Jezebel. Getting attention from her I guess. Eventually Mary gets uncomfortable and asks me not to, I say I won’t and stop for a few months but something reminds me of Jezebel and eventually I do again. I get caught in a lie and Mary almost dumps me. I promise not to and I don’t again for a very long time. But hey, I still have no friends ever since I’ve dated Jezebel and haven’t been to college since leaving two years ago. I basically have a 40 hour job and Mary and that’s IT. Instead of building the ambition to make something of my life…I start talking to Jezebel again.

That’s when I find out she has become an escort to help pay the bills and it hits me like a ton of bricks. Maybe because my current girl and I have a drama free relationship and I became addicted to drama. I don’t know. After failing to get details from my Jezebel about her new profession I investigate out of some sick obsession and eventually find her escort page online, confirming that this is the real deal. Still, it’s not enough. Jezebel has family members who are in local politics. Somehow I decide to see what would happen if I send her escort page to a local politics blog. The blog ends up publishing all the info, shaming her and her entire family. And it's all my fault. Like some sick piece of shit that burns ants with a magnifying glass just to see what happens. When I read the news I feel scared and suddenly so pumped full of adrenaline it makes me sick. Followed by lots of vomiting.

Literally the same day, that night, my current GF Mary finds out that I have been talking to my Jezebel again and breaks down, all her insecurities and paranoia reconfirmed and redoubled with a vengeance. After an entire night of inquisition about every person I’ve ever spoken to, texted, called or talked to on the Internet she leaves and I have yet to hear since that night two days ago.

I feel so mixed up and honestly think I’m fucking crazy and the whole thing is surreal like it isn’t real and should be an episode of some kind of show. But I love Mary. I don’t know why I act this way. I don’t deserve her love for being a lying sack of shit. But now not only do I feel like I’ve lost someone I love, but I have also ruined/made miserable many people’s lives in the process. I am sick and feel sick and hate what I have done and I am scared because I don’t know what to do. I wish I could just restart and have made better choices
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I was going to do a proactive tl;dr but the outing her to the press? Man, that's too good to gloss over.

But seriously dude, get over it/her. There's no way she's a good as the caricature you've made her out to be in your head. Just let it go. Apologize to Mother Mary and refocus on the relationship. that Jezebel ship has sailed and sailed with a ton of sailors on it no less.

If you can't sort it out let Mary go. She deserves better.
 
ronito said:
I was going to do a proactive tl;dr but the outing her to the press? Man, that's too good to gloss over.

But seriously dude, get over it/her. There's no way she's a good as the caricature you've made her out to be in your head. Just let it go. Apologize to Mother Mary and refocus on the relationship. that Jezebel ship has sailed and sailed with a ton of sailors on it no less.

If you can't sort it out let Mary go. She deserves better.
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My only real advice for this guy is this: If you live in the country, then she would be a Country Jezebel. Assuming that is her real name, that would make for a hilarious coincidence.
 
ronito said:
I was going to do a proactive tl;dr but the outing her to the press? Man, that's too good to gloss over.

But seriously dude, get over it/her. There's no way she's a good as the caricature you've made her out to be in your head. Just let it go. Apologize to Mother Mary and refocus on the relationship. that Jezebel ship has sailed and sailed with a ton of sailors on it no less.

If you can't sort it out let Mary go. She deserves better.
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Jezabel. Mary. Really laying the biblical metaphors on thick, aren't you?
 
Hello ronito,

I really don't have a huge confession to share with you, so I guess I'll share some smaller ones.

I love the smell of sawdust. If I could make sweet, sweet love to it, I would.
Reading the confessions thread(or any thread, actually), I usually laugh so hard, I poop myself a little.
I'm a closet bisexual and I have a crush on a few GAFfers, bot male and female.


That's all I got for you, ronito. Make good use of it.
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Man I wish I could forget this confession just so I could read it for a first time again.

"No huge confession...ok blahblahblah sawdust meh blahblahblahblahhhhOOOOOMMMYGODHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
 
I can imagine that during his school days when not in woodshop class, he'd just vomit anywhere to get the janitor to bring out a bucket of that sweet, sweet sawdust.
 
I'm a female lurker. I work in software sales and I was blessed with huge breasts. Before my reduction my breasts were close to weighing 10 pounds each. I was going to go down to a B cup maybe a C cup. But in my work when I'm selling I just make sure to wear a tight shirt and show off my breasts and I always close the deal. So instead of going down to a B I only went down to a generous DD so I could continue to use my "secret weapons". After I'm too old to use them I'll go down to a B. I still have back issues because they're still too big for my small frame, but I know I wouldn't sell as much as I do without big boobs. If my friends and family knew I was using my boobs to close deals they'd disown me.
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10 pounds each? Good god.
 
Everyday I log onto gonewild sites and check and hope that someone I know will be on one of those. I don't know why but the idea of some woman I know in a situation like that really turns me on. Of course I've never seen anyone I know. I've done this every day for at least 3 years.
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Everyday for 3 years? Man I can't remember the last thing I gave that much dedication to....besides my WIFE!
 
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