GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah

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First off, that guy on page 1 (or 2 if you're a 50pp heathen) with the mind control fetish? He's not alone. And Jungle Book is an easy gateway drug for that. My introduction was an Archie comic I read when I was 7.

Also, I'm not sure if this is better suited for here or the depression thread, but I've thought about converting to a religion that doesn't celebrate Christmas just so I don't have to deal with the crap every year. The only thing that's stopping me is that I'm worried about getting better and finding out that the rest of my family disowned me.

It doesn't help that I've been considering suicide for the last year, either. It gets real bad even when I can be with family at Christmas.
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When you hate christmas you hate life.
Seriously dude go get help. And not just because you hate christmas, it's because you're obviously depressed.
 
I’m what’s known as a Brony by colloquial terms: a male adult who watches and enjoys the My Little Pony show. But listen, that isn’t what this confession is about. The thing about the show is that the characters are relatable, the plots are realistic, and you feel attached to the characters before long. However, there exist radical splinter factions within this fandom who grow /too/ attached to the characters, and start to grow attached to them. I really dislike this group of the fandom but I keep getting closer and closer to considering it. This bothers me greatly.
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"Radical splinter faction"!
 
Amvient said:
I have a reputation of being a psychopath, maniac, merciless killer, etc, etc (lol). But I am really shy.All I really want is a GF, to start maybe a family in the future, most people would never believe that this is what I really want.
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My coworkers joke about me being a serial killer, druggie, etc. because I'm straight-laced (especially compared to the nuts who work here) and usually keep to myself. "It's always the quiet ones." It's all in good fun.
 
PKrockin said:
My coworkers joke about me being a serial killer, druggie, etc. because I'm straight-laced (especially compared to the nuts who work here) and usually keep to myself. "It's always the quiet ones." It's all in good fun.
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hmmm, sounds like something a killer would say.
 
Five confessions

five things that no one knows about me:

1. i used to be straight but i have accepted that i am bisexual who leans more often towards men.


2.a guy paid me $500 cash to blow me and another guy that used to coach my baseball team wanted to pay me for sex and I accepted… over 10 times.


3. I often wish that my teacher had fucked me when i was in high school.


4. I've had several steady girlfriends but have not been able to maintain a healthy gay relationship. I am usually the one who breaks up with the men and the girls are usually the ones who break up with me.


5. I advertised and sold underwear that I came in. I don't need the money i just enjoy the satisfaction.
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Ok
eh ok
You and everyone else
Alright
WAT?!
 
I’m 38 and I have sold drugs to high school students. I sold to a few of them on numerous occasions and it got to the point that they became my best customers. I introduced two of them to the drug game and got them hooked. They worked for me for a few years before I backed out. I just recently heard that one of them was arrested and in jail for prostitution. I have to say I feel guilty for possibly being the reason that happened to the youngster. But it was her own free will right? It’s not my fault, especially since I stopped. She didn’t have to buy the drugs and I've made a clean break from selling to kids. I wish I could help her but I don't want to get involved with her drama and would probably only end up sleeping with her.
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Yeah just keep telling yourself that it's not your fault.

God, I think I'm done with the confessional.
 
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Every god damn time. Every few 2 pages or so.
 
ronito said:
"Radical splinter faction"!
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The real problem is that he is already in too deep if he thinks that MLP has realistic situations.

ronito said:
Yeah just keep telling yourself that it's not your fault.

God, I think I'm done with the confessional.
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Duuuude. Noooo. If you think you need a break I can take over the reigns for a little bit. I have a heart of gold and a fist of gold.
 
Ronito will never be done. This is his destiny. This is his calling. It is a noble endeavor, my friend. You may suffer greatly now, but the reward at the end of your journey will be worth it.
 
ronito said:
Five confessions

five things that no one knows about me:

1. i used to be straight but i have accepted that i am bisexual who leans more often towards men.


2.a guy paid me $500 cash to blow me and another guy that used to coach my baseball team wanted to pay me for sex and I accepted… over 10 times.


3. I often wish that my teacher had fucked me when i was in high school.


4. I've had several steady girlfriends but have not been able to maintain a healthy gay relationship. I am usually the one who breaks up with the men and the girls are usually the ones who break up with me.


5. I advertised and sold underwear that I came in. I don't need the money i just enjoy the satisfaction.
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Hey, whichever gaffer wrote this, could you please PM me?
 
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