Holy crap you're a mod now?
GAF Anonymous Confessions thread 4.0 the last huzzah
- Thread starter ronito
- Start date
- Status
Holy crap you're a mod now?
Featheredkitten
Banned
Whatever you say, Sarah.
That's a common name right
that is a common name, but it isn't mine, not even close
I'd say stop trying to find someone who truly understands you, and start trying to find someone that you can truly understand.
Also, why do I always think the logical answer can be found by playing around with sentence structure? Motherfucking Yoda.
I used to have a lot of friends. But at some point I started feeling like I had less and less in common with them. And then suddenly I had less and less in common with everyone else around me. And then suddenly I became unstuck in time. I used to have this sort of fantasy that there was a group of people like me out there, probably out on some hidden Montana compound, sleeping in tents and camper vans, eating outdoors, training at the makeshift weapons range. And I come to the conclusion that unless I relate to other people, they'll never be able to relate to me. That means I end up talking to lots of people about kittens and vcrs and ear infections and so much vapor fluff, but it seems like the only shot I've got... I guess there's no sense in wishing for that perfect match. I don't want a cult of personality. I don't just want a place where I fit in, because I can fit in lots of places. I guess I want to be where I'm supposed to be. Jason could you possibly be lonely there? Maybe that's the solution.
Dude that happened years ago, where you been?
Shit man, it just hit me that you've got the red name. Belated grats, please be gentle.
I'm just messin, it was like two days ago.
I'm just messin, it was like two days ago.
Oh you. Looks like a good crop of mods, may you have the opportunity to take a lawn mower to a thread and do some work on some poor fools one day. Grats dude.
Uuuggggh... whenever I see ANY picture from this comic, I get itchy as hell.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
You can't give in! YOU CAN'T GIVE IN!
If he doesn't come back feel free to email me your creepy sexual stories,
GAForgy@gmail.com
GAForgy@gmail.com
kidding.
Slept in a single size bed with two other people having sex. Or rather trying to sleep while they were at it.
Did you ask to join in? Why not?
I wanted to join but was too fat/tired to be allowed. Was grumpy all week.
I just actually tried to make the email address. It's already taken. lol
I don't have a problem passing off the existing account. I delete all the emails anyway that way even if someone got in there'd be no way they could find anything.
It's just who is trustworthy? This only works if someone can be trusted to keep things secret. Also we're sorta confessioned out. Or better said, "Postable" confessioned out. Dick pics are still popular apparently.
It's just who is trustworthy? This only works if someone can be trusted to keep things secret. Also we're sorta confessioned out. Or better said, "Postable" confessioned out. Dick pics are still popular apparently.
Damn it would be really cool to ask for it. But I get this feeling there's a good faction of GAF that just completely hates me. Unless I'm wrong? I'm pretty sure I'm not wrong. I also probably don't have enough life experience to provide insightful commentary on confessions.
The only thing I think I could offer is that I have an extremely high tolerance for horrible and disgusting things.
viciouskillersquirrel
Member
Shoot, I'd do it. My rap sheet isn't that long.
now you were one of the non-anonymous confessors. I know your secrets. I could blackmail you to secrecy.
But seriously guys no one is confessing anything that should be posted anyway right now.
Also, let's not shit this thread up with "Me! Me! Me!" if you want to discuss something just concerning me PM me.
It can never be me. GAF would not allow it. I actually think you should continue doing it.
Honestly ronito, if you're serious about retirement, I think the threads should probably retire too. Wouldn't be the same.
What are the odds you'd feel up for it again sometime next year? Would give some time for the confession well to refill (and/or more juniors). I know it says "the last huzzah," but that's just the same as those guys in the movies who are always doing "one last heist," right?
What are the odds you'd feel up for it again sometime next year? Would give some time for the confession well to refill (and/or more juniors). I know it says "the last huzzah," but that's just the same as those guys in the movies who are always doing "one last heist," right?
Hot Coldman
Banned
This thread definitely has a hint of "van full of bullion teetering on the edge of an Alpine road" to it.
Honestly ronito, if you're serious about retirement, I think the threads should probably retire too. Wouldn't be the same.
What are the odds you'd feel up for it again sometime next year? Would give some time for the confession well to refill (and/or more juniors). I know it says "the last huzzah," but that's just the same as those guys in the movies who are always doing "one last heist," right?
Yeah, let's just let this end for now. We're all confessioned out anyway.
Maybe I'll start another later. Until then I'll all those dick pics to keep me company.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
GAF Anonymous Confessions Thread 5.0 A Fistful of Confessions
Why you gotta do me like that?
Shot my friend in the eye with a bb gun when we were kids, he fell to the ground covering his face in pain. I was so terrified I'd do anything to avoid responsibility so I bribed him with a hefty bag of candy if he agreed to tell his parents that it was a selfinflicted accident. He accepted but his acting skills were subpar so he still got caught and they ( the parents ) showed up at my door that night.
FO-totality
Poet Centuriate
I can be your sucessor.
I can be the hero NeoGAF needs.
I can be the hero NeoGAF needs.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
So, first time coming to this thread. What am I supposed to confess? Rookie here. I saw some interesting stuff mentioned. Is the fun gone, do I come at the aftermath?
KO Traveling Hobo
Member
You're supposed to email ronito a picture of your dick.
HamPster PamPster
Member
Today is a sad day but I look forward to when the confession thread rises again
Awesome Animals
Member
You email Ronito a dikpic and a confession and Ronito decides which one would be less embarassing and posts the opposite. So do whatever you can to make your dikpic look great or we'll see your penis!
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
Wait, that actually happened? Who would email a dick pic just because? It seems I missed a lot lol.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
THE INTERNET would.
I think it would be kinda amusing for the first dozen. And then not so much.
Charles Foster Kane
Rosebud
lol, yeah. I think I'll just refrain from confessing anything. Interesting thread though.
FO-totality
Poet Centuriate
Welcome to the internet.
If that bullion is beef, and in that Alpine valley there are millions of hungry puppies, you're right.
HamPster PamPster
Member
ronito never actually got any dick pics. He just wants people to think he gets a lot so people get encouraging to send their own pics in
Hot Coldman
Banned
More like Ronito should probably step out the van for his own safety, but we'll all be poorer for it.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Ronito needs and deserves a break. Take a year off, dude.
Freeza Under The Shower
Member
See you next season!
- Status