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[CarbonRevenge]

How many times have you texted this girl without a response?

If you're asking if she's an Archeologist, that's a no.

 

[Maddocks]

First you try to get sexual with a girl who played you like a damn fiddle, and now after you blew it you try to flirt with our admin to get that "compensation"

W-O-W

 

[freenudemacusers]

real talk, he's probably terrified of Dylan.

dylan probably finds this all very hilarious. op's about as threatening as a dry fart.

I think there's a key bit of the story missing there.

Such as why she was angry. Sounds like a dramatic "You don't trust me? Here have this" response.

this is my assumption as well.

 

[DECK'ARD]

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

Why? Wouldn't you also take a nap also? Am I the only one?

She gave you access to her room, you might as well have gone through her things instead of sleeping!

Wasted opportunity.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

OP is an easy target and yet you guys gun for the wrong part. I don't have time for this Gaf.

 

[God Dayumm]

(No. Nothing sexual until after) and we finally did some things.

You had the compensation beforehand, or am i reading wrong here?

 

[Brakke]

People keep talking she "played" or "used" him. Like she's some supervillain Manipu-lass? Maybe she's just immature. OP is.

His feelings can get hurt without it being her fault. This Facebook password thing almost certainly isn't some passive aggressive plot to get him to see she doesn't care.

 

[CrankyJay]

Dylan sounds like the kind of guy we'd all like to hang out with. Hey OP, can you get us his details off of Facebook so we can hang, maybe invite him to GAF?

 

[Azuran]

OP is playing you guys like a fool. It's obvious none of this happened, but he just want to get famous on GAF using the most simple way. He even came up with his own sad quote!

Good job OP.

 

[Alcotholic]

So many threads about love/heartbreak recently. Whats up, Gaf? Why so Love sick?

 

[Saganator]

dylan probably finds this all very hilarious. op's about as threatening as a dry fart.


this is my assumption as well.

I highly doubt she gave it to him at all. He probably noticed she was logged on while she was not in the room. Doesn't seem like the OP and girl were ever very close, why should she need to do something like give away her FB info to gain the OP's trust?

 

[Junior Mint]

Did you seriously think your "reward" would be sex?

 

[Air Zombie Meat]

At this point I have no idea how these topics are made without expecting a backfire.

 

[CarbonRevenge]

She gave you access to her room, you might as well have gone through her things instead of sleeping!

Wasted opportunity.

But i'm a qualified detective. I have degrees and shit.

We need to know the response/text ratio to gauge how much she likes you

She texts me more than I text her.

 

[Saganator]

OP is playing you guys like a fool. It's obvious none of this happened, but he just want to get famous on GAF using the most simple way. He even came up with his own sad quote!

Good job OP.

This actually makes the most sense.

 

[fierrotlepou]

You read her shit, fuck that. I was going to give you some advice but come on.

 

[Amory]

You had the compensation beforehand, or am i reading wrong here?

Ya sounds like OP should have filed that one under accounts payable.

The homework help was just the girl expecting compensation for her contributions.

 

[Vermillion]

Then don't get used; it's quite simple, really.

 

[CarbonRevenge]

You had the compensation beforehand, or am i reading wrong here?

Separate moment in time entirely.

I also found out she goes to cons and went out with a furry animal.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Separate moment in time entirely.

I also found out she goes to cons and went out with a furry animal.

I am all too familiar with seeing this sentence on GAF.

Spoiler

Horses.

 

[JDSN]

Something needs to be done about letting people under 13 into GAF.

 

[Sinr1]

You read her diary and facebook accounts in full stalker mode, and now you're demanding the sexual compensation you so truly deserve for your two hours of freely offered homework help. All while getting outplayed by a sixteen year-old high school boy. Got it, champ.

Yes

 

[Gorillaz]

OP is playing you guys like a fool. It's obvious none of this happened, but he just want to get famous on GAF using the most simple way. He even came up with his own sad quote!

Good job OP.

Seeing how some parts don't add up I wouldn't be surprised

 

[CarbonRevenge]

Something needs to be done about letting people under 13 into GAF.

I will have you know that I am a legal adult by the standards of US law.

I may not be US drinking age but that's no fair.

 

[rtcn63]

Separate moment in time entirely.

I also found out she goes to cons and went out with a furry animal.

And you still couldn't close the deal? Story is gettin' harder and harder to believe, yep. Yep. Yip.

 

[entremet]

So many threads about love/heartbreak recently. Whats up, Gaf? Why so Love sick?

Lots of Oneitis really.

I just hope people are learning from this stuff. I've been there as well. We all get got at one point.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Separate moment in time entirely.

I also found out she goes to cons and went out with a furry animal.

Now you are just being too obvious with your trolling.

 

[freenudemacusers]

OP is playing you guys like a fool. It's obvious none of this happened, but he just want to get famous on GAF using the most simple way. He even came up with his own sad quote!

Good job OP.

seems like a strange end game to be known as the college dude who loses to a high schooler, but anything is possible.

 

[Blood Red Sky]

OP is playing you guys like a fool. It's obvious none of this happened, but he just want to get famous on GAF using the most simple way. He even came up with his own sad quote!

Good job OP.

Ding ding.

 

[CarbonRevenge]

And you still couldn't close the deal? Story is gettin' harder and harder to believe, yep. Yep. Yip.

It's a true story. I promise.

I even gave her friend a note to give to her and planned a date to go on as friends.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

seems like a strange end game to be known as the college dude who loses to a high schooler, but anything is possible.

People will do anything for a tag. Anything.

 

[xxracerxx]

OP sounds like a real dick. Doesn't like to do things for other people without compensation and goes through private emails/notebooks.

Grow up.

 

[DECK'ARD]

Thread is losing momentum, like OP's other thread.

As a budding film-maker more details should be provided, the characters are very under-developed and the story is lacking direction.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Now you are just being to obvious with your trolling.

Attempted recovery trolling.

Original story, even with omissions, is likely true.

 

[CarbonRevenge]

Now you are just being to obvious with your trolling.

It's good because my GAF personas has two sides to it unlike my real life persona.

So it's hard to tell if it's a lie or not. Though referencing past threads is a good way to get you guys off my trail.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Attempted recovery trolling.

Original story, even with omissions, is likely true.

someone post that 'haha iz just trolling' picture

 

[Amory]

disappointing.

thread had real potential.

 

[Reynx]

It's a true story. I promise.

I even gave her friend a note to give to her and planned a date to go on as friends.

You gave her friend a note? How old are you?

 

[Blood Red Sky]

OP lacks the guileless charm of SpartanForce.

 

[CarbonRevenge]

Thread is losing momentum, like OP's other thread.

As a budding film-maker more details should be provided, the characters are very under-developed and the story is lacking direction.

Sadly, this was an ad libbed story and thus I couldn't give much time to polish and rerewrites. As nice as it would be to do such a thing, it's rather difficult on time constraints.

 

[stn]

She used you to stroke her ego because of her ex, you attempted to pretend to care about her homework and whatever in order to get sex. You both used each other. You also violated her privacy through your other actions.

I think you should re-think your approach to people the next time you meet a girl you like. For one, date older if you can. Next, come into things with honest intentions. Its just kind of nasty that both of you were using one-another. You come off as selfish, man.

 

[Clydefrog]

At this rate, "these" threads are going to give GAF a reputation.

EvilLore commented on my thread.

The trap has been laid and it was a success.

huh

 

[rtcn63]

It's a true story. I promise.

I even gave her friend a note to give to her and planned a date to go on as friends.

I was holding out some minor glimmer of hope that this story was real, but that last line clinched it. Why OP. Why ruin the fantasy?

 

[DECK'ARD]

Sadly, this was an ad libbed story and thus I couldn't give much time to polish and rerewrites. As nice as it would be to do such a thing, it's rather difficult on time constraints.

You have committed now, you must follow through.

That is after all what you wanted her to do right?

 

[Kazerei]

It's good because my GAF personas has two sides to it unlike my real life persona.

So it's hard to tell if it's a lie or not. Though referencing past threads is a good way to get you guys off my trail.

You play up a fake online persona? That is sad as fuck man. I mean your online personas aren't even charismatic or funny.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

This is boring now

 

[xxracerxx]

You play up a fake online persona? That is sad as fuck man. I mean your online personas aren't even charismatic or funny.

Yeah, that is more depressing than the made-up story.

 

[Damaniel]

People will do anything for a tag. Anything.

Tag him 'has less game than a high schooler' and be done with it.

If your story is truly a bed of lies, then I'm sadly disappointed. I want my sad, whiny tales of the friendzone to be real, dammit!

 

[CarbonRevenge]

I was holding out some minor glimmer of hope that this story was real, but that last line clinched it. Why OP. Why ruin the fantasy?

Because I like how my threads always tease something good but then I destroy all of GAFs hopes because I play mind games.

You play up a fake online persona? That is sad as fuck man. I mean your online personas aren't even charismatic or funny.

That hurts. My online persona used to be funny but then something tragic in my internet life happened that caused such a thing. Blame ex girlfriends! And LDR!

You have committed now, you must follow through.

That is after all what you wanted her to do right?

Are you expecting rightful compensation for reading my thread?

 

[anotherVegan]

Are you expecting rightful compensation for reading my thread?

I want that five minutes of my life back