krypt0nian
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GAF: Choose your Superpower!
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Late Stage Marxist
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Shapeshifting. I would humiliate so many celebrities and political figures. 
Forgotten_Taco
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I think I'm going to go with shapeshifting too, the possibilities are endless.
Have you ever dressed up like Thor? :wub
cloudwalking said:
Have you ever dressed up like Thor? :wub
WrathOfOtaibah
Banned
Having a penis so long it has to be tied around my waist. It'd have to be like a monkey's tail too in terms of usage.
trippingmartian said:Shapeshifting. I would humiliate so many celebrities and political figures.
:lol I would LUV this.
*morphs into Pres. Bush*
Bush: I quit. No seriously...I quit. If you ever see me claiming otherwise, throw me in jail. This is a Presidential Executive Order, going into effect in 10 seconds *runs to bathroom to change back*
*morphs into Ann Coulter*
*flashes cameras*
The Chosen One
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Telekinesis and Flight
At least I'm currently able to do both in my dreams pretty regularly. It's funny every 7-8 years, I gain a new super power in my dreams. Pretty soon I'll be invincible.......in my dreams only grrrr....
At least I'm currently able to do both in my dreams pretty regularly. It's funny every 7-8 years, I gain a new super power in my dreams. Pretty soon I'll be invincible.......in my dreams only grrrr....
If I were wise I would have taken up the superhero position I saw on Monster.com about 3 years ago.
It was asking for a superhero, short stature, broad shoulders, sharp wit who has the ability to seduce a woman from 100+ mi. with a single finger stroke.
It's called internet chat and yes, it does work!
It was asking for a superhero, short stature, broad shoulders, sharp wit who has the ability to seduce a woman from 100+ mi. with a single finger stroke.
It's called internet chat and yes, it does work!
Vinzer Deling
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My superpower would be communism.
ChennehCis
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Matlock said:
Hahahah @ the Chinese
Did you use Babelfish? The part where it says, "Your Mom is Dead" is translated too literally so it's grammatically incorrect, but the rest is fine
My superpower? The manipulation of time of course! (Fast forward, rewind, bullet time, time stop all on demand!) Change anything! Change everything! There would be no villian/nemesis cuz I would've went back in time and killed him already
[Edit]: After seeing some selections made on the flight superpower, technically you're getting shafted.
Why? Mainly because if you choose Telekinesis you could pick yourself up and move yourself however you life (AKA Flight) So choosing just flight and not getting the telekinesis is like buying the Xbox360 tard pack for the same price as the "Premium" Pack ;-)
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
All Soma Cruz can do in Aria of Sorrow </nerd> and the ability to get laid all summer long
Red Scarlet
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Stop time for everything but me.
a superpower?
1000 years of guaranteed life, in a delayed aging process where by the end of the 1000 years I'm biologically a 50 year old. I'm 22 now, so ages 22 to 50 in 1000 years.
Irrespective of what I do, fate or my superpower will always intervene to save me until I've lived 1000 years.
Actually that's more like an outlandish wish.
I'd also sign up for the shapeshifting superpower.
1000 years of guaranteed life, in a delayed aging process where by the end of the 1000 years I'm biologically a 50 year old. I'm 22 now, so ages 22 to 50 in 1000 years.
Irrespective of what I do, fate or my superpower will always intervene to save me until I've lived 1000 years.
Actually that's more like an outlandish wish.
I'd also sign up for the shapeshifting superpower.
ConfusingJazz
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The power to fly, just so I could buzz the tower.
I want complete invunerability, I want to be one of those Xbox live punks but in real life, without fear of getting pummelled.
Walking down the street, someone falls over..
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAH" *corpse hump* "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
Get beat at 1 on 1...
"Whatever, you still suck, like your mom last night, I had bitchin' lag anyway, you cant beat me without cheating" *knocks other guy over & corpse hump* "AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
At work in a meeting..
"Alright Mom, ill round for dinner in a minute, Im just kicking this guys ass..." *hangs up phone*
Coworker: "Heres my idea..."
"FUCK THAT IDEA IT SUCKS AND YOU SUCK AND YOU SUCK, YOU'RE ALL MY BITCHES NOW DO WHAT I SAY"
Steve Jobs: "Im gonna mute this guy"
ad infinitum
Walking down the street, someone falls over..
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAH" *corpse hump* "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
Get beat at 1 on 1...
"Whatever, you still suck, like your mom last night, I had bitchin' lag anyway, you cant beat me without cheating" *knocks other guy over & corpse hump* "AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
At work in a meeting..
"Alright Mom, ill round for dinner in a minute, Im just kicking this guys ass..." *hangs up phone*
Coworker: "Heres my idea..."
"FUCK THAT IDEA IT SUCKS AND YOU SUCK AND YOU SUCK, YOU'RE ALL MY BITCHES NOW DO WHAT I SAY"
Steve Jobs: "Im gonna mute this guy"
ad infinitum
Playing on Xbox live:
"...."
"...."
WordAssassin
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Elasticity! Then I could fly (stretch into a kite) "web-sling" with my arms, reach shit that's far away without getting up, shrink and grow in size, and a bunch of other really cool shit.
Though at my current jobs (Quiznos and Ben & Jerry's) the power of multiplicity would fucking own. Especially if each of my dupes got their own paychecks! Cha-ching!
Though at my current jobs (Quiznos and Ben & Jerry's) the power of multiplicity would fucking own. Especially if each of my dupes got their own paychecks! Cha-ching!
Folks didn't know what a Green Lantern's ring can do? Scary...
... and the yellow thing isn't as much a detriment as one would think. If you run into a yellow danger thing, simply will all dust particles in the surrounding area to clump around you, them will the protons within the dust molecules to shift just enough to transmute the dust into a fairly strong material. The ring's power then holds the super strong stuff against you like a suit of armor, and allows you to smash anything yellow in your way.
... and the yellow thing isn't as much a detriment as one would think. If you run into a yellow danger thing, simply will all dust particles in the surrounding area to clump around you, them will the protons within the dust molecules to shift just enough to transmute the dust into a fairly strong material. The ring's power then holds the super strong stuff against you like a suit of armor, and allows you to smash anything yellow in your way.
Jill Sandwich
the turds of Optimus Prime
I'd have the ability to poo Subway/Quiznos sandwiches. Infinite sustenance. If a little disgusting.
robertsan21
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i would like to have the ability to turn everything that i want in to Pink!
money would turn in to PINK when i touch it.
people will turn pink when i shake their hands.
and my magic stick would be pink so every girl that sees it goes: ohh look how cute and wants to suck on it!
money would turn in to PINK when i touch it.
people will turn pink when i shake their hands.
and my magic stick would be pink so every girl that sees it goes: ohh look how cute and wants to suck on it!
krypt0nian
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DavidDayton said:
Scrow said:
Uhh...No.
There are too many of them yes...because people finally realized just how fucking amazing those powers are. I'm talking "generic" in terms of useability, versatility, and functionality.
Ooooh, flight...and? What else? With telekinesis you can fly AND do a whole host of other shit.
Telekinesis encompasses Flight, Super Strength, Protection(TK shields/armor/force fields), object creation(TK hooks, weapons, platforms, etc), invisiblity(bending light), teleportation(instant transference of matter), transmutation(telekinetic molecular manipulation), Fire(spontaneous combustion of oxygen and other flammable substances), Environment probing/awareness(able to detect changes in your surroundings), body reconstruction/healing, etc
Telepathy encompasses mind reading, thought projection, instant memory recall/never forget, time-compressed learning(crash course language for instance, flight training, martial arts, scientific knowledge), instant memory dumps(experience a whole person's life in an instant...share different perspectives of the current battle and devise a tactical plan etc), no language barriers, possession, cohersion, illusion casting, control of bodily function including hormone secretion, involutary functions, immune system, etc, psychic blasts(psi-bolts), astral projection, precognition, functional invisibility(telepathically mask your presence), transfer your consciousness from one body to another, exist without a body, anticipate the actions of others by reading their thoughts, slow the perception of time of others(giving you the illusion of super speed), have an entire conversation at the speed of thought, etc
TK/TP=Win!
Why wish for a dollar when you can wish for a license to print money (legal issues and laws of economics nothwithstanding, but you know what I mean).
Mister Zimbu
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The power to control someone else's bowels. No villain would be safe.
Either that or stapler-hands.
Either that or stapler-hands.
StrikerObi
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For awhile at work I thought my superpower was the ability to pick up a stack of $1 bills and have them count out to exactly $50 every time. It happened to me three nights in a row while counting the drawer down (there was more than $50 in ones in the drawer, but tie amount I grabbed was always $50).
Anyway, I think laser vision would be sweet.
Anyway, I think laser vision would be sweet.
Meatpuppet
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.Jack Black said:
psycho_snake
I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
Id like to have the power Mel Gibson had in What Women Want so I could read womens minds. If only I had such a power I would be able to unlock the secret of how women think.
I can keep dreaming
I can keep dreaming
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