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[Jzero]

Okay so this will be a bit hard to explain but i'll try.

I have always found these two girls really attractive but have not done anything with them just in case.
They are my cousin's cousin but they don't have either of the last names i have.
They are from my uncles side of the family and he's only my family because he married my aunt which is my mom's sister.

So is this incest in your opinion?

 

[QuiteWhittle]

No, not really.
Might cause problems, though.

 

[Kinitari]

It's not incest, it's awkward.

 

[Azzurri]

Nope, my cousin has a cousin I want to smash.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Nope, you are in the clear.
But you will be shunned, by your uncle.

 

[Medalion]

Okay so this will be hard to explain but i'll try.

I have always found these two girls really attractive but have not done anything with them just in case. They are my Cousin's cousin but they don't have either of the last names i have. They are from my uncles side of the family and he's only my family because he married my aunt which is my mom's sister. i don't know it's really hard to explain.
So is this incest in your opinion?

Spoiler

Pretty sure people have done worse with their real family members

You know what to do

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

So is this incest in your opinion?

Maeby.

 

[To Far Away Times]

Nope, my cousin has a cousin I want to smash.

Couldn't resist, sorry.

 

[Speevy]

Have sex with both of them at the same time. If neither has a child with birth defects, it's not incest.

 

[Spire]

You have my permission. If things get awkward with your family, just refer them to this post so they know its okay.

 

[Yen]

Nvm

 

[brianjones]

theres tons of attractive females in the world and you wanna fuck your cousin?

jesus dude

gaf is getting creepy with the incest threads lately

 

[cartoon_soldier]

If the question has to be asked, its Incest

 

[To Far Away Times]

If the question has to be asked, its Incest

Words to live by.

 

[Pinko Marx]

It's not incest, it's awkward.

p much

 

[RedStep]

I've never seen incest come up so frequently in such a small period of time. Did the chick market crash along with the stock market?

To your question: I agree with the others. It's weird, but not wrong.

 

[Medalion]

p much

Feels so right

 

[BocoDragon]

I've never seen incest come up so frequently in such a small period of time. Did the chick market crash along with the stock market?

Less money = less reason to go out. Suddenly the only hot girl around is your cousin.

 

[Jzero]

Thank god. i don't really mind the akwardness, probably going to keep it on the DL like some one here suggested

 

[SpacLock]

Not only are they sort of distant, but they're married in. Go for it.

 

[LaserBuddha]

It doesn't sound like you have any blood relation to these people at all. Of course it isn't incest. Hell, many cultures don't even consider first cousins to be incest.

 

[Starfish_Oxide]

Its not incest your not even close to being related by blood so bang away

could be awkward tho

 

[totowhoa]

I wouldn't consider it so. If it would cause familial issues, then steer clear, of course. If not, have at it if you so please.

 

[comedy bomb]

Thank god. i don't really mind the akwardness, probably going to keep it on the DL like some one here suggested

Yeah, just post about it on GAF and stuff. You could start a new thread called, "I finger banged my almost cousin on a roller coaster."

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

You know what, on further reflection there's really nothing wrong or even that weird about it at all. There are families where two brothers marry two sisters, etc. It's not really scandalous to be introduced to someone through a common in-law.

 

[Korey]

They are my Cousin's cousin but they don't have either of the last names i have.

Nope, my cousin has a cousin I want to smash.

I enjoy these (and look forward to any additional) rationale you people come up with in this thread.

 

[Snuggles]

Golden rule of incest: If you have to ask, it is.

 

[backflip10019]

Maeby.

Hey, you spelled "Maybe" wrong.

Spoiler

That was legitimately funny. I laughed.

 

[Jzero]

Less money = less reason to go out. Suddenly the only hot girl around is your cousin.

:lol you're right about me being broke but hell no i'll never do my blood cousins.

 

[Jin34]

Why are you asking this? I've read it three times and it really sounds like Dark Helmet asking if I bang my father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former room mate; is it incest?

 

[Joey Fox]

Beaten, but...

Did you have to ask? Then yes, it's incest

GTFO

(Jk have fun)

 

[GrotesqueBeauty]

A good rule of thumb is that if it smells like incest and tastes like incest, it's probably incest.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Hit that shit and be proud you did.

 

[Hydranockz]

Why are you asking this? I've read it three times and it really sounds like Dark Helmet asking if I bang my father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former room mate; is it incest?

:lol

 

[Spirit of Jazz]

Spoiler

Pretty sure people have done worse with their real family members

This is the most rational excuse ever, I'm going to call it the Fritzl defence. If only the woman in the adoption incest story knew of it she'd be fine right now.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Why are you asking this? I've read it three times and it really sounds like Dark Helmet asking if I bang my father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former room mate; is it incest?

Reminds me of the time I met these two girls who told me they were related--they were fifth cousins. I said "That doesn't count! Everyone is fifth cousins! We could be fifth cousins!"

They weren't that amused.

 

[Jzero]

Why are you asking this? I've read it three times and it really sounds like Dark Helmet asking if I bang my father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former room mate; is it incest?

You expect me to ask my parents or what :lol

 

[DMeisterJ]

No incest. Cousins of cousins is not incest. Relations by marriage is not incest. If there is no common blood, there is no incest.

 

[K.Jack]

Hell, many cultures don't even consider first cousins to be incest.

Yeah and many cultures are fucked up.

 

[Medalion]

You expect me to ask my parents or what :lol

Yes, and tape the reaction when you do it and post it on youtube

 

[Jin34]

You expect me to ask my parents or what :lol

No, I mean you lay out pretty clearly how you are not related at all to her yet ask if it's incest.

 

[BobsRevenge]

It's not incest, it's awkward.

Yup.

 

[Jzero]

No, I mean you lay out pretty clearly how you are not related at all to her yet ask if it's incest.

No, it's because i told one of my friends "Damn i really dig that chick" and he responded with "Dude that's gross isn't that your cousin's cousin?"

 

[Dude Abides]

It's not incest unless you pull off the threesome.

 

[Kad5]

If you aren't related by blood it is not incest.

 

[Nakazato]

It's not incest, it's awkward.

.

 

[Seth C]

Nope, you are in the clear.
But you will be shunned, by your uncle.

Why? I've never even met any of my cousin's cousins. They are completely unrelated people. IF that's incest then just don't have sex.

 

[Monroeski]

Rule of thumb - if you have to ask, IT IS.

 

[Jin34]

No it's because i told one of my friends "damn i really dig that chick" and he responded with " dude thats gross isnt that your cousins cousin"

He either instinctively reacted to the "cousin" word or is an idiot, your blood/genetic relation to her is probably the same as to a random Russian, Korean, African, etc.

 

[Oli]

It would be easier to find someone else who isn't related to you than to overcome the hurdles you're implying.