I just realize the AOTY thread is a voting thread with a completely different format, I'm a fucking idiot. So here, my finalized and completed end of the year award list.
The Top Ten
In no order
1. Apathy - Honkey Kong
At some point in my life, I've been a fanatic for pretty much every style of hip hop. This album takes me directly back to my late teens when anything aggressive and underground received an auto buy from me. It has everything that made me love that style of rap to begin with. Eventually that genre just became too bitter and similar to me, but once in a while an album reminds me why I used to be a straight up backpacker.
2. Belly - The Greatest Dream I Never Had
An odd pick, there are songs I here I don't like at all, but the best songs are so fucking good. "Numbers, Downtown, Purple Drugs, Dreamer" leading the way, and with "Losing my religion, The key, Time alone" also making strong showings. Lets be straight, this is an album about a girl. And he whines about her...a lot. But it also sets a very strong atmosphere, this drugged out, drunk as fuck, angry and spiteful yet conflicted and regretful. And anyone who has been in a relationship that ended poorly has been in his place and can relate. Still, I'm glad it doesn't go on too long, because even if I can relate and I love the production, at some point I would have had to punch the dude in the face if it went on any longer.
3. Big Krit - Return of 4eva
Do I really need to say anything? It's everything that I love about southern rap.
4. Cunninlynguist - Oneirology
Production wise it's not nearly as good as Death is Silent, but on the positive we aren't forced to put up with Kno's generic white rapping voice for the entire album. He works far better as a one verse a track dude. Still, production being a 9 instead of a 10 isn't a bad thing. This album embarrasses your favorite rapper's effort. And the only reason I sound so harsh is because my standards for these dudes are very very high.
5. Dessa - Castor, The Twin
I'm not going to argue why it should or should not be on a hip hop top ten list because the bottom line is she spends enough time rapping that it does, and you can fuck off and die if you disagree because I am god.
From start to finish, this is a beautiful album, Dessa has improved her voice remarkably since badly broken code, all the songs sound fresh and new, and best of all, they sound superior to their old versions. It's the perfect length too.
6. G-Eazy - Endless Summer
Another admittedly odd pick. But I couldn't ignore how many times I've listened to this album. Other than the awful Hang 10 and the merely average first track, every track is sick as fuck. It took me a long time to get used to his voice, he is another one of these wayne imitators, but it helps that unlike say gambino, he doesn't try too hard. It also helps that he produced most of this album and the production is fanfuckingtastic. Excellent use of samples, nice heavy drums and bass, good variety. I love this motherfuckers production.
7. Grieves - Together/Apart
Everything I look for in a thoughtful hip hop album. I enjoy the ignorant, I enjoy the angry, I enjoy the super miracle lyrical, and I enjoy the thoughtful stuff. If it's good, its good. And Grieves is very good. Great production, no low points, and manages to just border himself on emo without crossing over thanks to a healthy dose of self awareness.
8. Hail Mary Mallon - Are you gonna eat that?
grubstake, grubstake? nutcase, fuckface. I love rappers that work well together, I love rappers to do back and forth, and I love rappers who are clearly having a blast. This hits all three. Fun Aesop is way better than vague philosopher Aesop (although I like both versions of him). Another album, like Apathy, that reminds me of why I was once such a underground rap stan.
9. Rittz - White Jesus
If your gonna be ignorant, be good at it. Rittz is good at it. White Jesus was like a delicious desert after I gorged on Trunk Muzik for months. They work well together, and remind me that even if shady continues to strip yela of everything I loved about him, we still have Rittz.
10. Tiron and Ayomari - A sucker for pumps
Ever since MSTRD I've been watching Tiron and I'm glad he seems to get better and better. A sucker for pumps is far and away the best thing he has ever done. Ayomari and Tiron have made a great album. And thats pretty much all I can say.
The Contenders/See you next year!
In no order
1. Action Bronson - Well Done
Rookie of the year. Clever, funny, entertaining, able to turn even the most ridiculous lines into something entertaining. If Action doesn't have a top 10 album next year I will be shocked.
2. Artofficial - Vitamins and Minerals
I am a sucker for bands that use live instruments, and Artofficial is on here instead of the Roots for one reason, Artofficial are having fun. The music is upbeat, made by a bunch of people happy to be making the music.
3. ASAP Rocky - LiveLoveASAP
The lil B comparisons kept me away. "Bass" drew me in. There are too many weak songs on here to be a top 10 album, but the highs are exceptional high. As a rapper he is talented enough to add to the beats rather than detract from them. Another rapper I expect to put out a top 10 album next year.
4. Atmosphere - The Family Sign
Initially this album disappointed the hell out of me. Its not that it was bad, it was just forgettable. I expect a very high level of quality from my favorite band, and this didn't match up. After giving it the silent treatment for several months I came back to it and found it had some real gems, enough to go on my contenders list. But as a cohesive album, it just doesn't work.
5. DJ Quik - Book of David
Another album I was disappointed by initially, and still feel it's one of his weaker efforts. But even a weak effort from Quik is better than the best effort from the majority of rappers.
6. Green Street - Endless Summer
There are no high spots on here, but no low spots either. It rides comfortably just above the median, being enjoyable and chill but never rousing. It's a fun album to kick back and drink to.
7. Jay Rock - Follow Me Home
The best effort from black hippie, it's here instead of section80 because of the more consistent production. I'm looking forward to Kendrick's next project more than Jay's, but in the battle of section80 vs. Follow Me Home, FMH wins everytime.
8. Neako - Loudpack Tree
If your going to jack for beats, at least be interesting about it. Neako is an unremarkable rapper but this is an entertaining album that swings from upbeat fun to drugged out sitting around staring at the wall music.
9. Onry Ozzborn - Hold on for dear life
As a grayskul fan, this album isn't quite what I expected but it's solid all the way through, and Onry is just a damn good rapper. It deserves the mention.
10. Pac Div - Mania!
I don't think I've ever listened to the album all the way through, but I've listened to all the songs by themselves repeatedly. The production style doesn't work in one big chunk, but the quality of the songs by themselves is worthy of this spot.
11. Phonte - Charity Starts At Home
Good production? Check. Great rapper? Check. Content that extends beyond kill a bitch fuck a bitch sell a bitch drugs? Check check check. But in the end nothing on the album rises high enough to make it more than a very solid B album.
12. Thurz - LA Riot
Exhausting album, I have trouble listening to it as a whole, but like some of the other albums on here, when I take the individual songs and listen to a few at a time, I find myself enjoying 90% of them. And it deserves a spot for Colors and Riot alone.
13. Warm Brew - Warm Brew EP
Like the Green Street album, this stays at a comfortable slightly above average quality the entire way through. There are no low spots, no super high spots, just a bunch of very chill, fun tracks.
14. Wax - Eviction Notice
Would be my rookie of the year if I didn't feel like I've been listening to him for a minute now. As a rapper, he's one of the very best out. He can be lyrical, goofy, funny, ridiculous, serious, anything. Great voice, amazing flow, and the ability to take a mundane subject and make it interesting and turn it into a sick verse. His problem is his beat selection. Some of it is fantastic, while some of it (too much of it) is just boring. Not bad...just boring.
15. Yelawolf - Radioactive
As a Yela album it's disappointing, as a mainstream rap album trying to get sales and radio play, it's the best effort this year. But it's not what I want. Sorry, I know that makes me selfish and self entitled, but thats just how it is.
16. (not pictured) Mike Schpitz - The Prize Package
Just came out too early for it's impact to have stuck around on me. But I was very impressed back at the beginning of the year.
The best album from someone who sounds like he is taking a massive shit he's been holding all day while he raps
Young Jeezy - TM103
Go home and shoot yourself in the face with a large caliber bullet award
Nick Minaaj
Fail so hard muthafuckas should reitre...that shit lame, that shit lame
Watch the Throne
You're as threatening as a puppy shitting itself, stop trying to be hard award
Tyga
The Wiz Charmin Award for exceptional softness
Drizzy Drake
Most date rapey album
Drake - Take Care
Vaporware of the year
Detox, nothing else came close to matching to amount of talk that went on about an album that will never come out because Dre is insecure as fuck.
The I thought you were dead award
DMX, is he back in jail yet?
Artist most in dire need of better beats
Tyler. You are the worst producer in the world. In the world. THE WORLD.
Rule number 4080 award
Everybody, so tired of this watered down bullshit that qualify as major label releases. "I still say fuck a major label till it limps//Put your deal up our table and we'll show you who's the pimp."
Dre hits ignore when you call award
Game, come on son. Come on. I'm a fan, one of the few you have left. But stop giving a fuck about Dre, he's the distant, emotionally dead, borderline abusive father you never had. He doesn't care, he will never care, you are a commodity that no longer provides an adequate return for him to bother with. Stop trying to be his golden boy and be happy to be a voice of the west. Go hide in a studio somewhere with some of the brightest young westcoast producers and make an album that doesn't scream "Dre loooooook, loook at me!!!! I need your approval!"
The song that will be played at my trial award
SiddX - Fuck you in the eye
You have a lot of expectations to live up to motherfuckers aka artists who I expect to make my top 10/repeat next year
Action Bronson
Kendrick Lamar
Wax
Asap Rocky
Rittz
G-Eazy
Big Krit
Oh and Krit has album of the year. Bitches.