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[morningbus]

Congrats OP on finding a way to melt orange slices.

 

[John Kowalski]

Iph dead now

gg metallurgic engineering

 

[breakfuss]

Did you bake orangutan feces?

LOL!

Even zoomed in I cannot tell what this is! OP we need answers.

 

[RBH]

"What kind of dinner do you want?"

"Just fuck my shit up."

 

[oneils]

Good job man!

 

[Volotaire]

It still functions as it should. Looks odd but who cares (unless you are going to be baking dough or semiliquid ingredients spread over the whole tin in the future).

 

[fluffydelusions]

"What kind of dinner do you want?"

"Just fuck my shit up."

Indeed looks nasty

 

[rpmurphy]

"What kind of dinner do you want?"

"Just fuck my shit up."

lmao

 

[Lebron]

Breh, those some nasty looking chicken tenders

 

[freenudemacusers]

I do not think my definition of it would be the same as yours. I have very good reasons.

everyone just let this sit for a page? this is much more interesting than trashing a baking pan.

 

[RumblingRosco]

OP, which field of engineering did you study and what is your name? I need to know so I don't accidentally hire you for a future engineering project.

 

[ODDI]

Indeed looks nasty

Thatsmyfetish.gif

 

[DarkFlow]

OP thinks he's slick not answering the food question.

 

[Bboy AJ]

OP thinks he's slick not answering the food question.

Not if it isn't actually food. Which seems likely.

 

[Dedication Through Light]

How small is the oven? I dont think Ive ever been to a store and seen one sold that wouldnt fit in a standard oven.

 

[ElTorro]

You need to explain what the hell is actually on the pan.

+

 

[Blargonaut]

 

[triplestation]

Yea I'd be mad enough to poop on it too

 

[nomster]

My guess is chicken tenders with some kind of corn based breading

 

[Cipherr]

lmao

 

[entremet]

Going to Walmart aint' that hard, bro.

 

[Alucrid]

is that cat vomit?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

holy shit

was your college/university accredited?

 

[demon]

Also, you need to see a doctor. I don't think it should be that colour..

I laughed out loud

 

[Rur0ni]

I see toes.

 

[LurkerPrime]

Would it not have fit diagonally?

Could you not have returned it?

How did you bend it?

What is that food?

What is that other food?

Where are your socks?

Why, op, why?!


pls op

 

[hydruxo]

You didn't think to just...oh I don't know...return it and get one that fits?

 

[Ultima_5]

I'm fucking crying over this stupid thread.

 

[blame space]

insane lifehack

 

[geardo]

OP, you literally took a page from the dude-bro guide to problem solving, didn't you?

 

[Jito]

put some fucking socks on jesus christ you're gonna cut yourself

How do socks magically stop you from cutting your feet, glass can go through fabric. More to the point, do you have glass everywhere in your house so you need to protect your feet constantly?

OP, your food looks like shit.

 

[ElTorro]

I see toes.

Oh my, OP has painted fingernails?

 

[Melon Husk]

Do you work on an oil rig or something? I bet you could've exchanged it back at the store for the right size.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Are you about to pop that mess in the oven?

 

[Apath]

Oh my, OP has painted fingernails?

The perspective makes the feet look extremely tiny.

 

[speculawyer]

You are the real McGuyver.

 

[InfiniteBento]

That food straight up looks like big birds turd babies

The pan is just the cherry on the shit sundae with this one.

 

[richardhawk]

Holy shit this is hilarious

 

[BlitzerRadic]

Because I wanted to cook food now? It works just fine. I don't leave my place unless it's out of absolute necessity. It was a really cheap baking pan too. Free shrug?

You could have just put whatever that yellow stuff is on a piece of aluminum foil and cooked it on that instead of screwing up the pan

 

[ElTorro]

It's Simpson poop.

 

[breadtruck]

That doesnt even display good bending skills.

This thread is a total failure besides the poop joke.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Oh my, OP has painted fingernails?

well the op is a female

 

[John Kowalski]

Oh my, OP has painted fingernails?

they look unevenly painted too, get your life together iph! gawd

 

[Symphonia]

Was the mystery ever solved?

 

[Escape Goat]

Was the mystery ever solved?

OP died after eating the Simpson poo.

 

[shink]

I still want to know what that is.

 

[DOWN]

I won't sleep until I know what was being cooked

 

[KingSnake]

When I read the thread title I thought it was a sexual euphemism. But the replies make it worth the click.

 

[KHlover]

So I've looked at this thread for a while and I'm surprised no one had any decent suggestions for what OP's mystery food is.

My guess would be

Polenta, or rather in OP's case it's supposed to become baked Polenta.

 

[TedMilk]

Chicken tenders + camera flash