TwiztidElf
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There are dozens of 'games' just like Animal Crossing on iOS for free. Happy Street and Dragon Vale both immediately spring to mind.
yeah. If he wants to be sold though I guess he only wants positive comments? Well, in case not...
My experience with Animal Crossing 1 was enough for me to call the series the worst series of games I've ever "played":
When I first heard about the game, I didn't really think it'd be a chore simulator. I thought it'd be like, you know, you have to manage your life, and if you do poorly at it you'd die. Instead, I was subjected to the most torturous gaming experience of my life.
Dropped off in my new town, I was told I was now to pay off some debt to this fucking guy. Ok, that's cool. Apparently though the fact that I am in debt means I must suffer a lifetime of endless torture, because the town was a dead world with no real means of entertainment, so I was stuck into an endless bitter cycle of horrific fishing mini-game after garbage fossil digging mini-game after awful bug catching mini-game. It was like living in North Korea. All of these mini-games played worse than 99% of the freeware shit on Newgrounds, but that was just the start. The rest of the game was me going up to an Animal, pressing A to get some item, and then wandering to the other side of town, pressing A at the other animal to deliver said item. It's one big ponzi scheme, because the only real goal is to get yourself deeper in debt by buying more items or making your house larger so you can fill it with all the useless detritus the villagers pawn off on you for doing their shitty fetch/deliver quests.
And the game is an asshole. Potentially one of the biggest asshole games of all time. Let me elaborate.
Nintendo put in some option to write letters to the animals. Why? What is the point of this? I'll tell you what the point of it is. Somewhere there is some poor little tard child with no friends playing Animal Crossing, and he's writing letters. Dude is putting real effort into his letters too. "DEAR MR. PIG, I REALLY LOVE THE FLAVOR CHOCOLATE. I AM SENDING YOU A PEACH SO YOU'LL BE MY FRIEND. MY DAD HITS ME SOMETIMES AND MY MOM DRINKS AN AWFUL LOT, SO YOU'LL BE MY SPECIAL FRIEND AND PROTECT ME." And the animal will send back something like "I LOVE THE SKY. BALLOONS ARE COOL. I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER, HERE IS A RUG. <rug attached>"
What the poor kid didn't realize was that he could have wrote "DEAR FUCK YOURSELF, $*#&**SJSJSSJKA" and the animal would have still responded with this fuckin' rug, because the animal A.I. is the worst garbage shit ever conceived.
And why did my stupid fuckin' gullible ass stick with it long enough to allow myself to be tortured with this non-game crap? Because Nintendo put a fuckin' carrot at the end of the stick. Oh yeah. They said 'you know how we're always so cheap? Well, we're feeling generous. On Animal Crossing, we have released a set of classic NES titles. Oh yeah, you heard that right! The catch? You have to spend potentially hundreds of hours doing horrendous, tedious, lobotomy-worthy activities in order to get them all!" So I spent those damned hours, I did my time, and it was like what I imagine getting ass raped with a gigantic AIDS-infected spiked dildo would feel like.
There are dozens of 'games' just like Animal Crossing on iOS for free. Happy Street and Dragon Vale both immediately spring to mind.
Hahah, awesome. I put your post on google translate and turned the speech, it was an enlightening experience. Thanks for the warning.
I played (and liked) both, but I don't think they're that similar. Having a character to control really matters to me. I also prefer a $40 hard paywall than the IAP soft walls. Animal Crossing's character looked like has more personality too.
So you collect a lot in this game. Is the collecting mechanic chance-based? Like, .005% chance of fishing a rare fish? Not sure if I enjoy that.
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Chance based, yes (especially for fossils). Bugs and fish are seasonal. The 3DS games allows you to go online/local with friends to an island where 'summer' fish and bugs can be found all year round. Bugs appearance are chanced based, but you know what you're chasing. Fish are shadows and fossils are cracks in the ground.
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This gif always get me ;_;
So you collect a lot in this game. Is the collecting mechanic chance-based? Like, .005% chance of fishing a rare fish? Not sure if I enjoy that.
Personally I can't play never-ending/goalless games. Having a goal is one of the main factors that makes a game a game IMO.Also the replies here make me wonder if people think Sims 1-3 are "non-games" too.
Is this for real?Saddest thing I've ever seen involving video games was that a kid who's mom died liked Animal Crossing and once he logged in a year or so later he thought all the gifts sent to him from "mom" was his mother, and it was just the in-game mom.
Ugh.
Personally I can't play never-ending/goalless games. Having a goal is one of the main factors that makes a game a game IMO.
There are dozens of 'games' just like Animal Crossing on iOS for free. Happy Street and Dragon Vale both immediately spring to mind.
Yeah but they're worthless without a fishing tourney
And NES games
You know a lot of that boring shit your parents made you do as a kid, and some of the boring shit your parents did that you wondered about as a kid?
That's what Animal Crossing is. A game about boring shit.
But it's fun.
Here is all you need to know about Animal Crossing: aside from Zelda 2, it's the best thing Nintendo has ever produced.
Let me tell you why Animal Crossing is awesome.
When I was younger I used to work at GameStop. We had recently had a trade in of the DS version of the game. We sold it without really thinking twice about it.
A day or two later the guy who bought the game came in all pissed off that his kid was playing a game with characters named"Pussy McFuckerton, Titty Shitbrick and HugeBlackCock"
We laughed. He cried. And that is why it's awesome.
It seems mundane but there's something relaxing about it. It's fun to spruce up your house/the town if you're into that. With multiplayer chat it basically becomes a customizable chatroom.
One thing I wish they'd do is introduce more multiplayer activities. You can make your own with stuff like the stopwatch but it's always very basic. For instance, let people play a simple pool game if they have the pool table.
It seems mundane but there's something relaxing about it. It's fun to spruce up your house/the town if you're into that. With multiplayer chat it basically becomes a customizable chatroom.
One thing I wish they'd do is introduce more multiplayer activities. You can make your own with stuff like the stopwatch but it's always very basic. For instance, let people play a simple pool game if they have the pool table.
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This gif always get me ;_;
Animal Crossing is one Nintendo franchise I missed out (the other was Pikmin, both born during the Gamecube era IIRC, and it was a time I didn't play console games too much). I've seen videos, reviews, the Nintendo Direct, etc but I have some questions.
- What is the actual objective of the game? I know what you can do in this game, I just don't know the whole game's objective. Does it have an end?
- Is it right if I compare this to Harvest Moon? I liked HM, or peaceful games in general.
- Do I need many friends to fully enjoy the game? It looks like one of the key features was sharing things.
Keep in mind that if I'm getting one, I'm getting the 3DS one. Thanks!
Is there any point in me playing the Wii version? I actually feel that I should just wait for the 3DS one to come out instead, the portability seems much better for this kind of game. I'm just afraid to start and then move onto the 3DS one but already be attached. :x