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[Afro Republican]

RULES: Original launch release(s) models only, NA release models only.

Welcome to the new contest on Gaf, the "Which is the sexiest consoles of all time" context. For round 1, here are the rules, list your Top 5 sexist consoles in order of most preferred to least. The top option gets 50 points, and it goes down by 10 each listing after:

Choice 1: 50 points

Choice 2: 40 points

Choice 3: 30 points

Choice 4: 20 points

Choice 5: 10 points

After a certain amount of time we will pick the top 15 or 10 (depending on scoring) and we will move on to the next round.

So let's find out what Neogafs most "sexist console of all time" is in the first round. (^ don't forget about the rule at the top of the page.)

Here are our contestants:



1.

(Fairchild Channel F

2.

( RCA Studio II)

3.

( Atari 2600)

4.

(Magnavox Odyssey 2)

5.

( Mattel Intellivision)

6.

( Coleco ColecoVision

7.

(Atari 5200)

8.

(Nintendo Entertainment System)


9..

( Sega Master System)

10.

(Atari 7800 Pro System)

11.

(Atari XE Game System)

12.

(Nec Turboigrafx-16)

13.

(Sega Genesis)

14.

(SNK NeoGeo

15.

(Super Nintendo Entertainment System)

16.

(Phillips Compact-Disc Interactive)

17.

(Commodore CDTV)

18.

(Tandy Video Information System)

19.

(Commodore Amiga CD32)

20.

( 3DO Company Panasonic 3DO)

21.

( Atari Jaguar)

22.

(SNK NeoGeo CD)

23.

(Sega, Sega Saturn)

24.

(Sony PlayStation)

25.

(Apple Bandai Pippin)

26.

(Nintendo, Nintendo 64)

27.

(Sega Dreamcast)

28.

(Sony PlayStation 2)

29.

(Nintendo Gamecube)

30.

(Microsoft Xbox)

31.

(Mattel Hyperscan)

32.

(ZAPiT Gamewave)

33.

(Microsoft Xbox 360)

34.

(Nintendo Wii)

35.

(PlayStation 3)

36.

(Onlive Inc's Onlive Game System)

37.

(Nintendo Wii U)

38.

(Ouya Co, Ouya)

39.

(Playjam, Gamestick)

40.

(Sony PlayStation 4)

41.

(Microsoft Xbox One)

42.

(Mad Catz Mojo)

43.

(Zte Fun Box)

44.

(Valve/Alienware Steam Machine)

45.

(Nintendo Switch)



Don't forget that we are only looking at initial launch versions as to be the sexiest you have to do it right the first time.

RANKING

Top 5 winners (not in order) are:

• Xbox 360
• Genesis
• Dreamcast
• PS4
• Wii

 

[Husky]

Original Aqua 3DS is sexier than all of those. If I can't vote for that then I'm going Ouya.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

1: wii

2: Dreamcast

3: xbox 360

4: snes

5: ps4

HM: atari 2600 - solely for the wood grain!

I doubt if you asked me this same question i'd put these all in the same order, but some grouping of these guys are my favorites.


also, I feel like you should have included the switch holder since you need that for it to be a home console

I noticed that I really dont like ridges on consoles.

also, where is virtual boy? is that not a home console since it doesnt hook up to tv?

 

[GermanZepp]

Choice 1: Sega Dreamcast 50 points

Choice 2: Playstation 3 40 points

Choice 3: Super Nintendo 30 points

Choice 4: Sega Genesis 20 points

Choice 5: Nintendo Gamecube 10 points

 

[Codes 208]

I read that typo wrong and thought you meant which is the most sexist console

 

[nkarafo]

Meh, as always the good looking SNES is missing in favor of that ugly US box.

Spoiler

Edit: Why only NA releases? That's a dumb rule. But anyway, the Jap/EU shape was the original one

 

[Verdanth]

Choice 1: PlayStation 3 50 points

Choice 2: Sega Saturn 40 points

Choice 3: Jaguar 30 points

Choice 4: PS4 20 points

Choice 5: PS2 points

What about Stadia OP? Oh wait...

 

[Jigsaah]

Choice 1: Sega Dreamcast 50 points

Choice 2: Xbox 360 40 points

Choice 3: Playstation 4 30 points

Choice 4: Sega Genesis 20 points

Choice 5: Nintendo Wii 10 points

 

[Hendrick's]

S-E-X-I-E-S-T

 

[MisterBrimstone]

1: Dreamcast

2: PS2

3: Wii

4: Saturn

5: Gamecube

 

[Orta]

1 Dreamcast

2 Neo Geo

3 Gamecube

4 NES

5 Megadrive

*no Mega-cd?

 

[epicnemesis]

No Panasonic Game Cube Q no vote.

 

[Whitesnake]

Choice 1: Jaguar

Choice 2: Genesis

Choice 3: Dreamcast

Choice 4: PS3

Choice 5: SNES

 

[mckmas8808]

Choice 1: PS4

Choice 2: Dreamcast

Choice 3: SNES

Choice 4: Xbox 360

Choice 5: PS1

 

[kingbean]

1: Dreamcast

2: Saturn

3: Genesis

4: Neo Geo

5. N64

Man segas consoles looked so cool.

 

[Hendrick's]

list your Top 5 sexist consoles in order of most preferred to least.

1. Xbox
2. Atari 2600
3. ColecoVision
4. Sega Genesis
5. Sexbox 369

 

[SidViscous]

1. NeoGeo AES
2. Wii
3. Sony Playstation
4. Dreamcast
5. N64

But gonna give shout outs to both the Super Famicom and NeoGeo CDZ which are not on the shortlist.

 

[EverydayBeast]

1. PS3 the fat version gets a lot of attention but it’s slimmer variations are just as great.
2. N64 the logo alone is very appealing and with titles in it looks complete (who has an empty, cartridge-less N64?)
3. SEGA Genesis Sega’s ultimate flex from that era.
4. Alienware dells commitment to the alien brand helps the branding

 

[kunonabi]

1. Nintendo 64
2. Sega Dreamcast
3. Nintendo Wii
4. SNK Neogeo
5. Atari XE

Although the real answers are the Wondermega, LE Blue Dreamcast, and the orange spice gamecube.

The standard New 3DS takes it for portables with the GB Pocket, DSi XL, and the blue camo NGPC as runner ups

 

[Airola]

The title says "Sexiset"

then in the post itself we have:

"Which is the sexiest consoles of all time"

"sexist console of all time"

I'm confused. Which one we have to vote for, the sexiset, the sexiest or the sexist console?

EDIT:
Oh, "sexist" appears twice so that must be it!

Original Aqua 3DS is sexier than all of those.

True!

 

[Von Hugh]

The title says "Sexiset"

then in the post itself we have:






I'm confused. Which one we have to vote for, the sexiset, the sexiest or the sexist console?

EDIT:
Oh, "sexist" appears twice so that must be it!




True!

PlayStation 5 is set to be sexy.

 

[Maguro]

I feel offended by this pictured snes. I'm European

 

[ThatStupidLion]

this OP has got me so turned on right now.

 

[ViolentP]

Super Kintaro?

 

[alabtrosMyster]

1 sega genesis\mega drive
2 neo-geo
3 Nintendo 64
4 sega saturn
5 turbo-duo

You should have included the Japanese consoles, the super famicom, fm-towns, pc-engine, even the original famicom were pretty good looking machines!

 

[Afro Republican]

1 sega genesis\mega drive
2 neo-geo
3 Nintendo 64
4 sega saturn
5 turbo-duo

You should have included the Japanese consoles, the super famicom, fm-towns, pc-engine, even the original famicom were pretty good looking machines!

No turboduo, it's not a fully new console. Nor is it an original release. (TG16 would be the original release.)

Also see first line in thread.

 

[Last Prime]

RULES: Original launch release(s) models only, NA release models only.

You can't have sexiest without S and X.

 

[Meowzers]

1. N64
2. PS4 (Would be number 1 if the light bar on the console stayed blue constantly.)
3. OG Xbox
4. Dreamcast
5.Steam Machine

Now give me all the points or I'll get my goons to turn you into a console.

 

[Randall365]

1. N64
2. Gamecube
2. Playstation
3. CD32
4. Jaguar
5. Switch

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Choice 1: Sega Mega Drive 50 points

Choice 2: Playstation Vita 40 points

Choice 3: PC Engine 30 points

Choice 4: Playstation 1 20 points

Choice 5: SEGA Master System 10 points

 

[petran79]

CHOICE 1: Sega Dreamcast 50
CHOICE 2: Xbox 360 40
CHOICE 3: Super Famicom 30
CHOICE 4: Sega Megadrive 20
CHOICE 5: Phillips CDI 10

 

[LucidFeuer]

CHOICE 1: Nintendo Gamecube 50
CHOICE 2: PSOne 40
CHOICE 3: Sega Dreamcast 30
CHOICE 4: Super Nintendo 20
CHOICE 5: NeoGeo Pocket Color 10

 

[Closer]

1. Wii
2. PS3
3. Dreamcast
4. Xbox one
5. Switch

 

[Orenji Neko]

1: Sega Genesis 50
2: Sega Dreamcast 40
3: Sega Saturn 30
4: Neo Geo 20
5: TurboGrafx-16 10

 

[sublimit]

No PS2 slim no vote.

Spoiler

I'll vote later

 

[Afro Republican]

Choice 1: Sega Mega Drive 50 points

Choice 2: Playstation Vita 40 points

Choice 3: PC Engine 30 points

Choice 4: Playstation 1 20 points

Choice 5: SEGA Master System 10 points

Vita is a portable.

 

[Sqorin Hammerfarf]

I hear the Switch is so sexy, Sony covers it with light rays.

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Vita is a portable.

Still a Sexy Console!

Wouldn't the Switch be also classed as a portable if we are really going down the no Handheld Route?

Plus you added Consoles that no one has ever heard of.

 

[Anki]

1: Playstation - 50
2: Sega Saturn - 40
3: Sega Dreamcast - 30
4: Nintendo 64 - 20
5: Xbox - 10

I would put xbox one s on the first spot if we could choose console revisions, op why are you not including revisions?

 

[stranno]

1. Gamecube
2. Dreamcast
3. Genesis (Model 1, of course)
4. Switch
5. Jaguar (guilty pleasure)

 

[Scopa]

1 - Nintendo Gamecube
2 - Super Nintendo (Europe/Jap version)
3 - Nintendo Entertainment System
4 - Nintendo 64
5 - Sega Dreamcast

 

[Afro Republican]

Still a Sexy Console!

Wouldn't the Switch be also classed as a portable if we are really going down the no Handheld Route?

Plus you added Consoles that no one has ever heard of.

Vita isn't a portable.

 

[Norse]

Most are fugly. From what you list, I'd say these 3 are the only deserving consoles.

1. PS2
2. 360
3. Wii

 

[Shifty]

1. Mega Drive (Genesis if you must )
2. Dreamcast
3. PlayStation 3
4. PlayStation 4
5. Master System

My heart's only in it for 1 and 2 though. Gotta represent for the SEGA crew.

 

[Fbh]

1 - Wii
2 - Xbox 360
3 - Ps4
4 - Dreamcast
5 - Playstation 1


You can't really call it the "sexiest of all time" if you don't allow for revisions and newer models

 

[alabtrosMyster]

No turboduo, it's not a fully new console. Nor is it an original release. (TG16 would be the original release.)

Also see first line in thread.

It still looked great.

 

[BusierDonkey]

1. Dreamcast
2. Nintendo 64
3. Xbox 360
4. WiiU
5. PS1

 

[Humdinger]

1. Xbox 360 slim
2. PS4
3. Original Xbox
4. Xbox One X
5. PS2

 

[StreetsofBeige]

There can only be one........ Neo Geo.

 

[TLZ]

list your Top 5 sexist consoles in order

Yikes.

Not a good look.