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[Baron Aloha]

Forgive me if this has already been mentioned, but someone here called this. I can't remember who or where but it was within the past few days.

 

[Widfara]

"jeff you fat piece of shit go fall off a ****ing bridge and die nigger"

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Ixzion]

First introduced in Metal Gear as Gamespot's commanding officer and leader of FOXHOUND, a high-tech special forces unit founded by the United States government. Initially, Gerstmann helps Snake through the wireless radio, serving as a guide in Snake's mission to infiltrate Outer Heaven, the terrorist organization in the game. By the end of the game, Jeff Gerstmanns' true nature is revealed as the leader of Outer Heaven, and confronts Snake as the final boss. Jeff Gerstmann continued his antagonistic role in the sequel, Metal Gear 2: ZELDA SUX, where he confronts Miyamoto for the second and final time.

Jeff Gerstmanns’ legacy plays a major role in the back story for the sequels Metal Gear Solid and Metal Gear Solid 2: Majora's mask was shit. Jeff Gerstmanns' origins are explored in the prequel Metal Gear Solid 3: Cock Eater and the upcoming Metal Gear Solid: Portable Fag.

Also this is completely worth getting banned from wikipedia for.

That is made of win and awesome.

 

[Tornado Condor]

hi Drevin

 

[Kai Ozu]

It’s not a bad score. It’s only 2 half points away from greatness.

 

[medrew]

At first I was angry at him, until I bought Super Mario Sunshine and realized it was a disgrace to Mario. I would have given the game a 5/10. He gave Ratchet & Clank a higher review that year, which was superior.

On the DS, I traded in three games, since I didn't like them at all (NSMB was one).

The reviews hated the first Genji, yet, I found it to be one of the best action I've ever played.

Your opinion means Jack Shit, really.

 

[AAK]

@ Gamefaqs...

 

[Xeke]

Girthman? :lol Dude is getting railed harder on the internet than a porn star.

He does have lots of Girth.

 

[vitaflo]

Some of you should start your own review site. Then you can just review games based on screenshots and name recognition and everyone will be happy.

 

[starship]

So - you've played through it and can counter his points?

STFU xbot.

Jeff Jerksman is ****ing tool fat moron. Gamespot is really ****ed up with Wii reviews.

 

[Lobster]

That is made of win and awesome.

:lol I wouldn't be surprised if Wikipedia left it there.

 

[ferrarimanf355]

Everybody who's bitching about this review are probably a bunch of 35 year olds who never had sex, much less a date, in their lives, and are probably living out of their parent's basement, going upstairs only to take a shit and eat pizza and soda.

I will be sorely dissapointed in GS if they re-rate this.

 

[0 HP]

"jeff you fat piece of shit go fall off a ****ing bridge and die nigger"

:lol :lol :lol

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Rur0ni]

http://gstp.ytmnd.com/

 

[_Alkaline_]

It’s not a bad score. It’s only 2 half points away from Perfect Dark Zero.

.

 

[Nameless]

edit: pic didnt' work..so um..heres black Link

 

[lexi]

http://gstp.ytmnd.com/

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Y2Kev]

http://gstp.ytmnd.com/

holy ****ing shit
right up there with The Price is Kaz

 

[unifin]

I'm posting in a legendary thread!

Oh, and Jeff Girthman can go to hell.

 

[Xeke]

Everybody who's bitching about this review are probably a bunch of 35 year olds who never had sex, much less a date, in their lives, and are probably living out of their parent's basement, going upstairs only to take a shit and eat pizza and soda.

I will be sorely dissapointed in GS if they re-rate this.

Actually I'm 78, right in the target Wii audience.

 

[chase]

God damn it.

http://gstp.ytmnd.com/

 

[YakiSOBA]

Everybody who's bitching about this review are probably a bunch of 35 year olds who never had sex, much less a date, in their lives, and are probably living out of their parent's basement, going upstairs only to take a shit and eat pizza and soda.

I will be sorely dissapointed in GS if they re-rate this.

-9999/10

 

[IcedTea]

http://gstp.ytmnd.com/

:lol :lol

Everybody who's bitching about this review are probably a bunch of 35 year olds who never had sex, much less a date, in their lives, and are probably living out of their parent's basement, going upstairs only to take a shit and eat pizza and soda.

I will be sorely dissapointed in GS if they re-rate this.

3/10

 

[Emobacca]

Fat people defense force :lol

 

[Ashodin]

http://gstp.ytmnd.com/

HAHAHAHHAH

HILARIOUS

 

[beelzebozo]

Everybody who's bitching about this review are probably a bunch of 35 year olds who never had sex, much less a date, in their lives, and are probably living out of their parent's basement, going upstairs only to take a shit and eat pizza and soda.

I will be sorely dissapointed in GS if they re-rate this.

why would they re-rate it?
that would be insanity

 

[Y2Kev]

STFU xbot.

Jeff Jerksman is ****ing tool fat moron. Gamespot is really ****ed up with Wii reviews.

classic

 

[Lobster]

.

How is that good? PDZ doesn't deserve to be close to Zelda in scores..

http://gstp.ytmnd.com/

:lol :lol :lol :lol OMFG!!!:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Ginko]

http://gstp.ytmnd.com/

it had potential.

 

[_Alkaline_]

Man I love all the Sony/Microsoft fanboys who come in here and act like Gerstmann is the only reviewer to speak the truth. :lol

 

[Throwaway123456789]

Should make it instantly loop instead of freezing on the last frame for a while.

Comedy option:

Comedy option loop:

 

[Mana Knight]

People were thinking Sony fanboys were the worst, but this certainly proves otherwise.:lol :lol :lol

 

[chase]

Everybody who's bitching about this review are probably a bunch of 35 year olds who never had sex, much less a date, in their lives, and are probably living out of their parent's basement, going upstairs only to take a shit and eat pizza and soda.

Pizza and soda bit was ok, calling people unhealthy and all. The other bits are played out, I'm afraid.

 

[OmegaRed]

http://gstp.ytmnd.com/

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[AdmiralViscen]

What game recieved the infamous 6.8 score?

And what game recieved the other 'infamous' score that a few people have mentioned?

 

[Kano on the Phone]

So is this one cell shaded like Wind Waker was?

 

[Ryuuga]

Not even an editor's choice award?....not sure if I should buy this game now

Out of the running for GOTY 06' confirmed


-Ryuuga

 

[FightyF]

This Gertsmann guys is awesome.

BALLS O' STEEL

 

[gamergirly]

STFU xbot.

Jeff Jerksman is ****ing tool fat moron. Gamespot is really ****ed up with Wii reviews.

We've seen the "score". Dude, it's time to calm down. It's one man's opinion. Everyone else has had high praise for the game.

Besides, even after this, who's actually not going to get the game? If you wanted the Wii version, youre still going to get it as nearly all reviews have been positive. If you wanted the GC version, this is what you WANTED to hear and the perfect excuse to wait. For everyone else, it doesnt matter.

 

[btrboyev]

So is this one cell shaded like Wind Waker was?

are you serious?

 

[chase]

What game recieved the infamous 6.8 score?

And what game recieved the other 'infamous' score that a few people have mentioned?

Shenmue got a 6.8 from Gamespot.

Mario Kart: Double Dash got 7.9 from IGN

Ninja Gaiden (Xbox) got C- from Gaming-Age

 

[Creamium]

Well, it may be not as good as PDZ, but at least it's better than Snake Eater!

 

[Sean]

What game recieved the infamous 6.8 score?

And what game recieved the other 'infamous' score that a few people have mentioned?

6.8 for Shenmue (Gamespot) and 7.9 for Mario Kart Double Dash (IGN). I think...

 

[strikeselect]

Not even an editor's choice award?....not sure if I should buy this game now

Out of the running for GOTY 06' confirmed


-Ryuuga

With Zelda out of the picture, it's going to be a three way battle royal between Gears, Oblivion, and FFXII

 

[ferrarimanf355]

Pizza and soda bit was ok, calling people unhealthy and all. The other bits are played out, I'm afraid.

It's all true, alas. All of them true. They need to stop worshipping Shiggy like he's a god or something. It's beyond retarded.
http://zeldapissed.ytmnd.com/
EDIT: If I remember correctly, Gamespot went back and tacked on a point to their Shenmue review to stop the whining...

 

[Bulla564]

Sadly, this thread reaffirms all the preconceived notions I had about Nintendo fans...

 

[trh]

Comedy option:

Comedy option loop:

:lol nice.

 

[Dark Ninja]

http://gstp.ytmnd.com/

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol Im dying here:lol :lol

 

[Y2Kev]

What game recieved the infamous 6.8 score?

And what game recieved the other 'infamous' score that a few people have mentioned?

the 6.8 is Shenmue, I think.

 

[MrPing1000]

"it's hard not to feel a tinge of disappointment--there's a very noticeable lack of evolution here, which makes aspects of the game seem more dated than classic. Even so, there isn't much out there that compares to Twilight Princess, except for the Zelda games that have come before it."

Umm what?

Really from my limited viewing of onthespot, it does seem clear this dude really doesn't like the wii at all. The 1up fellas have been talking about how well the wiimote has been implemented, which here is this dude struggling to get attacks to work correctly? Sloppy. Still I wouldn't listen to a guy who seems to have an unhealthy obsession with the most retarded thing in gaming, yes thats right achievements.