Uh, guys, Hank Hill is a cartoon.
On topic, I'm useless when it comes to lighting a charcoal grill. And I'm not that much of a taste whore where it affects my dinner. It's like my brother, I just roll my eyes at him when he starts debating the differences in taste in a Pepsi that was opened yesterday or has a old 'born on' date. If you look closely, they have dates on it and he claims to be able to tell if it's old by taste. I did a taste test with him and I will admit there was some difference to the taste (less pop) but I don't give a shit. It's still acid on my tongue and doesn't compare to the all-mighty greatness that is home-brewn Ice Tea. It's like debating the difference between Miller Light and Bud Light and then ending the argument that the High Life is heads and shoulders above both of them.
WTF, gas is great cuz in 5 minutes, it's heated up. Time is money nowadays, and unfortunately, I don't have a ton of time to do things like wait for the charcoal to get hot. I'd rather be jerking off on a time efficient basis. Besides, it's still 'grilled' so WTF? Doesn't it all depend on the seasoning to it? Doesn't it all taste way better than McDonald's burgers? Isn't there a lil perspective on these type of things? Just get the propane and not worry about the taste cuz a steak on pretty much any grill tastes about 40 times better than the shit you usually shove in your mouth.
BTW, a bitrate of 300+ doesn't sound better than a bitrate of 192, PS2 games look just as fine as games on Xbox, steaks taste great on propane or charcoal grills and sometimes, my hand rivals even some fine looking woman, as long as I think about it right. Besides, Mary Palms is always ready to go and never says stupid shit, like, 'Does this make me look fat?' Get the propane and worry about life's bigger problems.