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Gather 'round the barber pole, kids: Michael Jackson has brown circles on his weewee

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bishoptl

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http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix.htm
THE most lurid testimony to be heard in Michael Jackson's looming child molestation trial could concern the bizarre appearance of his penis. Private investigator Ernie Rizzo, who was hired by the family of the boy who accused Jackson of molestation in 1993, predicts that Jackson's latest alleged victim could provide damning testimony about the pop oddball's uniquely marked manhood. Rizzo, a former Chicago police detective who has seen photographs of Jackson's genitals taken by cops in 1993, claims that because Jackson "bleaches" his body twice a week, distinctive markings on his penis are visible when he is aroused.

"It looks like a barber's pole," Rizzo tells PAGE SIX. "That's exactly what it looks like. The first kid and all the other kids who have seen his penis know that there are brown circles around it.

"If the second kid is allowed to testify, this will come into question," Rizzo predicts. "Jackson doesn't have [the skin-whitening disease] vitiligo. Debbie Rowe got him the bleach — she used to work for the dermatologist . . . There has never been any dermatologist who has come forward on his behalf to say he has vitiligo."
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teiresias

Member
Upon entering the ambulance to the hosptital earlier this week Jackson asked of the hospital to which he was being rushed, "Does it have a pediatric cancer wing?"
 

gofreak

GAF's Bob Woodward
If this is public knowledge, as it is now, and the kids stand up and say it in court, it proves nothing except that they have the ability to read and/or listen to others. Unless they can pinpoint something exactly, which is doubtful.
 

teiresias

Member
If this is public knowledge, as it is now, and the kids stand up and say it in court, it proves nothing except that they have the ability to read and/or listen to others.

Not if it's already documented in written testimony the kids gave to the DA prior to it becoming common knowledge.
 

Hollywood

Banned
THE most lurid testimony to be heard in Michael Jackson's looming child molestation trial could concern the bizarre appearance of his penis.

:lol

Anyone else read that a different way? Like it meant his dick would appear on the stand or something?
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
#1. It could be true.. but...

#2 it's on the NY Post gossip section.


Speaking of which is any of this part of the stuff that smoking gun got a hold of?
 
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Deleted member 1235

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UGH this guy freaks me out more every day. I need some jesus juice.

He obviously needs cock bleaching lessons as well. WTF.
 
DarienA said:
#1. It could be true.. but...

#2 it's on the NY Post gossip section.


Speaking of which is any of this part of the stuff that smoking gun got a hold of?

The smoking gun has grand jury transcript, if you wanna sift through the 1000+ pages of it...

EDIT: about 400 pages from john and james doe, two of the accusers.
 

android

Theoretical Magician
PENIS- TON :lol

And wait if he bleaches his skin that means he made his penis look like a babershop pole. :lol
 

Prospero

Member
ConfusingJazz said:
The smoking gun has grand jury transcript, if you wanna sift through the 1000+ pages of it...

EDIT: about 400 pages from john and james doe, two of the accusers.

Have you people looked at this stuff?? Jesus.
 

MIMIC

Banned
ConfusingJazz said:
The smoking gun has grand jury transcript, if you wanna sift through the 1000+ pages of it...

EDIT: about 400 pages from john and james doe, two of the accusers.

I'm reading this, and this is some really interesting stuff.

John Doe says that he, Michael, and that other guy were surfing porn sites (with naked woman) and when they saw a woman with a bare chest, Michael said, "Got milk?"

:lol
 

android

Theoretical Magician
MIMIC said:
I'm reading this, and this is some really interesting stuff.

John Doe says that he, Michael, and that other guy were surfing porn sites (with naked woman) and when they saw a woman with a bare chest, Michael said, "Got milk?"

:lol
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol I'm sad now.
 

MIMIC

Banned
:lol OMG...John Doe says that Michael had nicknames for the boys. He says that he (John) was "Apple Head" and James Joe was "Blow Hole"
 
MIMIC said:
I'm reading this, and this is some really interesting stuff.

John Doe says that he, Michael, and that other guy were surfing porn sites (with naked woman) and when they saw a woman with a bare chest, Michael said, "Got milk?"

:lol

Dude, the freaky part is the next page or two, when he wakes up his son, Prince, by saying, "Prince, you are missing the p-u-s-s-y."

I think my soul just died a little.

Its on page 20.
 

MIMIC

Banned
ConfusingJazz said:
Dude, the freaky part is the next page or two, when he wakes up his son, Prince, by saying, "Prince, you are missing the p-u-s-s-y."

I think my soul just died a little.

Its on page 20.

:lol Yeah...

I think I'mma finish this off. This is some good (disturbing) stuff. :D
 

Prospero

Member
If what's described in these documents is true, he's done for. Unless the leak of the documents itself forces a mistrial.
 

MIMIC

Banned
OK, page 70/71 and on is where it gets graphic/disgusting...

OMG!!!....John says that Michael told him that men HAVE to masturbate, or else they won't be normal. Then he says Michael told him about a boy who he saw have sex with a dog because he didn't masturbate.

I don't think I'm old enough to be reading this... :S
 
Christ, Micheal Jackson's a dick. He persuaded recovering cancer kid with one kidney to drink, forced him to stay inside Neverland, didn't allow him to go to school, didn't allow him to take urine tests and things at the hospital for fear of the jesus juice being discovered, sometimes not allow him to take his medication, and spied on his conversations on the phone.

Not even mentioning what happened on page 72...
 

shakezula

Member
Ugh, out of curiosity I was reading that page 70 part.. I dunno, I really cannot imagine a 14 year old that could lie like that, from the way it reads in the transcript. The guy is questioning and skipping topics and asking for more details etc and the kid is answering the questions each time. :|
 

jenov4

Member
Mermandala said:
I think I found an artist's rendering of MJ's wang.

wango8gn.jpg

HAHA.. man that is some funny ass shit. I wonder how messed MJ will look if he gets convicted and he doesn't get access to his bleach. *vomit*
 
shakezula said:
Ugh, out of curiosity I was reading that page 70 part.. I dunno, I really cannot imagine a 14 year old that could lie like that, from the way it reads in the transcript. The guy is questioning and skipping topics and asking for more details etc and the kid is answering the questions each time. :|

I think Michael Jackson's probably guilty too, but don't underestimate children. I recall watching some talk show (I was bored ok), and it was about this man that was sent to prison on the graphic testimony of a child. It was found out after his sentence that the kid made it all up.
 
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Deleted member 4784

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This has to be the most disturbing thing I have ever subjected myself to reading.

I found this phrasing to be fairly ambiguos and odd, though:

Q: Could you tell -- did you look at him enough to tell whether or not he had an erection and stuff?

I'm still reading through it, but I haven't found anything particularly damning yet in my eyes. The boy's fingerprints being on the wine bottle could also indicate that the boy knew where the wine was kept and took it when nobody else was around. I would find it much more condemning if the coke can mentioned in the boy's testimony was found accompanied with both his and Michael's fingerprints while also containing traces of alcohol. Similarly, unless the briefcase with the pornography was locked, who's to say that the boy and his brother didn't simply stumble upon it one day and find the contents themselves? I just don't find it very unlikely that the boy would know so much about Michael's home considering both he and his family were residents there for so long. There may be more I've yet to read, though.
 
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Deleted member 4784

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Q: John *** quit swiveling. You're not in a barbar chair.

This boy is giving testimony to a grand jury about how he was alledgedly coerced into performing lewd and lascivious sexual acts with/upon Michael Jackson, but he's swirling around in his chair like he's having a grand old time at the barbar shop? If I was a member of that grand jury, I would find it very suspicious that Jackson's accuser was acting less serious in court than the weight of the accusations he was presenting there. The prosecution should have briefed their witness better about his conduct in court and the questioning should have been more conservative regarding their language IMO.

Does anyone actually think MJ is innocent besides his huge fans? I must admit that it is very hard to remain skeptical of these accusations when considering Jackson's ongoing odd behavior and the peculiarity/detail of the information we keep seeing leaked out. =\
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Waychel said:
Q: John *** quit swiveling. You're not in a barbar chair.

This boy is giving testimony to a grand jury about how he was alledgedly coerced into performing lewd and lascivious sexual acts with/upon Michael Jackson, but he's swirling around in his chair like he's having a grand old time at the barbar shop? If I was a member of that grand jury, I would find it very suspicious that Jackson's accuser was acting less serious in court than the weight of the accusations he was presenting there. The prosecution should have briefed their witness better about his conduct in court and the questioning should have been more conservative regarding their language IMO.

Does anyone actually think MJ is innocent besides his huge fans? I must admit that it is very hard to remain skeptical of these accusations when considering Jackson's ongoing odd behavior and the peculiarity/detail of the information we keep seeing leaked out. =\

I am skeptical... of both sides at this point.
 
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