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[xelios]

We're people? Awesome. I thought we were just holes for straight semen.

Psh, if they let you blow them they aren't real straight guys.

I like to get the ones who won't let me actually blow them but will jack off into ziploc bags for $20. Then whenever I get a hankerin' I just thaw one out. Got me a freezer full!

 

[RatskyWatsky]

It's as if they're like people!

Shit, I laughed out loud and almost woke the house up. Time to bail out of this thread for the night.

 

[SpaceBridge]

Psh, if they let you blow them they aren't real straight guys.

I like to get the ones who won't let me actually blow them but will jack off into ziploc bags for $20. Then whenever I get a hankerin' I just thaw one out. Got me a freezer full!

Girl, I save the used condoms, and chew them during the day like gum. So creme de la creme and full of protein to boot.

 

[Dr. Malik]

oh Happy Birthday Xelios

 

[dragonlife]

Man, he's so damn handsome.

And the GIF somewhat matches with Reach Out to the Truth from P4. Saw it with that track playing.

EDIT: Yup, it's a pretty damn good match.

 

[Exclamation-One]

I'm not trying to pigeon-hole or stereotype anyone, but...

Well, whatever.

The fact that anyone who hasn't said "LOL UR GAY" is at least encouraging. (posts after this one don't count)

I guess I'll see how it goes. I think Chuck could be a good wingman in picking up girls, but we'll see.

 

[xelios]

Thanks everyone. It's a great birthday already and I haven't even slept and woke up!

You guys are too sweet. /lick

I'm not trying to pigeon-hole or stereotype anyone, but...

Well, whatever.

The fact that anyone who hasn't said "LOL UR GAY" is at least encouraging. (posts after this one don't count)

I guess I'll see how it goes. I think Chuck could be a good wingman in picking up girls, but we'll see.

I think we need to see your pic to know whether how bad we want to suck you off.

Come on.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Thanks everyone. It's a great birthday already and I haven't even slept and woke up!

You guys are too sweet. /lick

Oh, it's someone's birthday? Happy Birthday to you, xelios!

 

[Delio]

Man, he's so damn handsome.

And the GIF somewhat matches with Reach Out to the Truth from P4. Saw it with that track playing.

EDIT: Yup, it's a pretty damn good match.

Playing Persona 4?! Much much love <3

 

[xelios]

Playing Persona 4?! Much much love <3

I've been replaying it too. Ask Space, I told him in PM last week. All gays are alike! Edit: Gay minds think alike?

 

[SpaceBridge]

I'm not trying to pigeon-hole or stereotype anyone, but...

Well, whatever.

The fact that anyone who hasn't said "LOL UR GAY" is at least encouraging. (posts after this one don't count)

I guess I'll see how it goes. I think Chuck could be a good wingman in picking up girls, but we'll see.

Youre not gay, if you were we wouldnt try to suck you off. *rolls eyes* and yes, we make great wingman, cuz if you fail at picking up a chick (you wouldnt cuz your so hot) you can take to your car and make you feel better *wink-wink)

Also, I need in on the xelios brithday gifs.

 

[dragonlife]

Exclamation, don't let these guys get to you. What you said wasn't a big deal (to me). I said it before, but you're just unfortunate to have slept with an annoying guy. He's probably enjoying making you uncomfortable.

Playing Persona 4?! Much much love <3

Oh, I haven't played it recently. Still need to finish my Hard run, though. But I did buy it day one and beat it soon after. I love P4.

I have the OST in my playlist. Love it.

 

[xelios]

Also, I need in on the xelios brithday gifs.

Now that's just damn good taste girl. Muah.

 

[Delio]

Persona 4 love makes me freak out in joy!

 

[SpaceBridge]

Now that's just damn good taste girl. Muah.

Had to edit another one cuz it would show the gif....

 

[xelios]

Had to edit another one cuz it would show the gif....

Just as good.


@ Exclamation:

 

[SpaceBridge]

Though this was relevant to this thread.

 

[Exclamation-One]

Exclamation, don't let these guys get to you. What you said wasn't a big deal (to me). I said it before, but you're just unfortunate to have slept with an annoying guy. He's probably enjoying making you uncomfortable.

Thanks. He's leaving for another country soon, so I get the feeling he's just toying with me because he blew me in a moment of weakness.

 

[SpaceBridge]

Thanks. He's leaving for another country soon, so I get the feeling he's just toying with me because he blew me in a moment of weakness.

Thats how we roll.

 

[<+)O Robido O(+>]

You are?

heeheee

 

[xelios]

Thanks. He's leaving for another country soon, so I get the feeling he's just toying with me because he blew me in amoment of weakness.

I found a sad country song for you:

You fell in a moment of weakness
Well you just got to pull yourself back up
Dry your morning-after tears
'Cause what's done is done

Did you really think last night would last forever
Did you really think that guy hung the moon
Right now you hate yourself 'cause you knew better
But there's no use crying over spilled perfume

Spoiler

Perfume = semen

 

[_Isaac]

Thanks. He's leaving for another country soon, so I get the feeling he's just toying with me because he blew me in a moment of weakness.

Poor you. lol.

 

[Exclamation-One]

Thats how we roll.

Seriously, fuck you.

Edit: I guess you're gonna make some snarky comment about how I come off as 'victimized' or whatever. Still, fuck you.

 

[Dr. Malik]

Seriously, fuck you.

girl no thanks, he is mine

 

[ciD_Vain]

if 5'8 is short, then i'm a fuckin gnome or something. LOL. I'm 5'4 (

Also, since everyone is posting pics, here's some Photo Booth pics of me and my doggie Kiba right now )

Happy Friday GAF!

http://i.imgur.com/5ASZH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5vply.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RfBJe.jpg

 

[SpaceBridge]

Seriously, fuck you.

Edit: I guess you're gonna make some snarky comment about how I come off as 'victimized' or whatever. Still, fuck you.

Didnt zephyr get banned for posting the same thing in the el shaddai thread towards another member.

 

[_Isaac]

Didnt zephyr get banned for posting the same thing in the el shaddai thread towards another member.

Wait. What happened?

 

[Dr. Malik]

if 5'8 is short, then i'm a fuckin gnome or something. LOL. I'm 5'4 (

Also, since everyone is posting pics, here's some Photo Booth pics of me and my doggie Kiba right now )

Happy Friday GAF!

http://i.imgur.com/5ASZH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/5vply.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RfBJe.jpg

cute dog

 

[Cosmic Bus]

if 5'8 is short, then i'm a fuckin gnome or something. LOL. I'm 5'4 (

Low-five, 5'4" brethren.

 

[xelios]

Short guys are cute too.

 

[SpaceBridge]

Wait. What happened?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30232620&postcount=713


This. Its temporary though, so he'll be back.

 

[xelios]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30232620&postcount=713


This. Its temporary though, so he'll be back.

He needs to come back, I'm almost done with his book.

 

[SpaceBridge]

if 5'8 is short, then i'm a fuckin gnome or something. LOL. I'm 5'4 (

Also, since everyone is posting pics, here's some Photo Booth pics of me and my doggie Kiba right now )

Happy Friday GAF!

http://i.imgur.com/5ASZH.jpg

Oh god...this is criminal.

 

[_Isaac]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30232620&postcount=713


This. Its temporary though, so he'll be back.

That is a dumb reason to get banned.

 

[Dr. Malik]

That is a dumb reason to get banned.

Gaming side, all that needs to be said

 

[xelios]

It's ruthless over there. I asked duckroll to ban me once and he said he didn't wanna.

 

[_Isaac]

Low-five, 5'4" brethren.

Same here. Fist bump.

 

[SpaceBridge]

That is a dumb reason to get banned.

Right, so how does Zephyr get banned, and hot stuff Exclamation-One doesnt for posting almost the same thing. Whatever.

Moving on:

For xelios.

 

[Sai-kun]

Seriously, fuck you.

Edit: I guess you're gonna make some snarky comment about how I come off as 'victimized' or whatever. Still, fuck you.

 

[Phonomezer]

^Man, she is one ugly bitch.

Is this common?

Sounds like Chuck is just being an annoying cunt.

 

[Sai-kun]

^Man, she is one ugly bitch.

 

[xelios]

Aww that's soooo sweet Spacebridge. No one ever gave me a Mana gif before. Sniffle.

 

[ciD_Vain]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq5he85iPg1qfbsow.gif[IMG]

cute dog[/QUOTE]
I love all your gifs!
[QUOTE=Cosmic Bus]Low-five, 5'4" brethren. :([/QUOTE]
How about an awkward low five :(
[IMG]http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/funny-sports-awkward-low-five.gif

Oh god...this is criminal.

Hey

 

[Dr. Malik]

You know there has been too much hostility in this thread, I'm leaving till I have something to add relationship wise.

 

[dragonlife]

Right, so how does Zephyr get banned, and hot stuff Exclamation-One doesnt for posting almost the same thing. Whatever.

Because one is random, and the other is for you pushing his buttons. I don't know, you guys are being unhelpful to someone that came into the thread for advice. He may have come off unlike how you wanted, but I don't think he meant to actually insult anyone. Now anyone that's confused may not wanna come in.

THREAD LOCK INCOMING.

 

[SpaceBridge]

You know there has been too much hostility in this thread, I'm leaving till I have something to add relationship wise.

No, dont.

 

[Sseklebeast]

Hey guys! Thought I'd post my pic too. It's not my favorite but its pretty recent. My dogs name is Benny.

http://home.comcast.net/~rics17/mepup.jpg

Oh and Happy Birthday Xelios!

 

[xelios]

He may have come off unlike how you wanted, but I don't think he meant to actually insult anyone.

THREAD LOCK INCOMING.

All the fairy queens wanna hook up with us straight dudes cuz we're the creme de le creme, uh uh umph.

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^Thanks for the birthday wishes my EQ brethren.

 

[dragonlife]

All the fairy queens wanna hook up with us straight dudes cuz we're the creme de le creme, uh uh umph.

Duh! This was probably the guy:

 

[Exclamation-One]

Thnaks, GAY-GAF, for making me feel welcome.

With a couple of exceptions, fuck all of you.