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Death Prophet
anaron said:
So GayGaf Skype peeps, I've told you about some of my escapades when I was younger and stupid. You may remember one story in particular, about when I was in art class? Well guess who messages me out of the blue?
That's right, art class guy. Took him about 2 responses before he writes "was only thinking there the other day bout the shit we use to get up to in art class ha".
This guy hasn't spoken to me pretty much since that happened... 10 years ago.
He asks me if I'm seeing anyone. I tell him about my man and link him to a picture. He says my boyfriend is a 'babe' and then asks "you's ever lookin for a third party ha?".
Did he really think that was going to work?
Some guys... lawl.
I politely declined.
That's right, art class guy. Took him about 2 responses before he writes "was only thinking there the other day bout the shit we use to get up to in art class ha".
This guy hasn't spoken to me pretty much since that happened... 10 years ago.
He asks me if I'm seeing anyone. I tell him about my man and link him to a picture. He says my boyfriend is a 'babe' and then asks "you's ever lookin for a third party ha?".
Did he really think that was going to work?
Some guys... lawl.
I politely declined.
CornBurrito
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Do gay people just assume that other gay people can't/don't want to commit to one person?
Oh in art class I gave him a handy under the table, on more than one occasion, during class, and we eventually got caught. Not one of my finer moments.
Apparently he slept over in mine and we used to sex text each other - I didn't even remember this stuff but he seems to.
Maybe he should have shown more interest 10 years ago, hmm?
He asked me to set him up with one of my mates for some NSA. I said I'd see what I could do. See, I'm not judging him, I just think that he's a crazy man.
I have to admire his use of the 'I've been thinking/dreaming about you angle'. XD
Apparently he slept over in mine and we used to sex text each other - I didn't even remember this stuff but he seems to.
Maybe he should have shown more interest 10 years ago, hmm?
After ten years though? That's a little crazy. He said he was feeling a bit shit today "n cud use a load in my mouth"... I've been desperate before but jeez, we clearly live very different lives him and I._Isaac said:
He asked me to set him up with one of my mates for some NSA. I said I'd see what I could do. See, I'm not judging him, I just think that he's a crazy man.
I have to admire his use of the 'I've been thinking/dreaming about you angle'. XD
CornBurrito
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beje said:
I don't know. I'd consider it inappropriate for a straight guy to text a girl who is in a relationship if she wants to hook up. I see no reason to have a double standard.
Also is my interpretation of "third party" correct? Is he asking GothPunk to cheat on his boyfriend, or to have a threesome?
dragonlife
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I second this.FoneBone said:
Escape Goat
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Marius_ said:
Yeah, thats classy!
Obsessed said:
I think he meant threesome.
As for the pornstar talk, my ex-boyfriend used to live with one before he did porn (he lived with him 2/3 years ago?). Felt weird browsing the web for porn and realizing I had seen this guy in his PJs.
If I remember correctly he used to inject himself with steroids to get bulkier and melatonine to get tanner. Needless to say my ex stayed only a couple of months with him and the other roommate there.
I don't remember his porn name and I can't Google it right now as someone can see my screen pretty easily. He's a ginger and has been in recent release of Uk naked men or Dirty Tony maybe.
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Death Prophet
Is it bad that just by that description I think I have an idea of who you are talking about?Alcoori said:
I agree, he was very forward with me and it made me feel awkward. It is a little inappropriate. But hey, he was buttering me up something fierce, that makes it okay... right?Obsessed said:
Some guys, huh?
After he asked me if I wanted a threesome with him and my boyfriend, he asked me if there was any chance I still wanted to hook up - after me telling him very clearly that I wasn't interested and him basically telling me he is gagging for it and would take anything. The guy is clearly tactless.
Anyways it was still fun to reminisce with him about school and the 'good aul days'.
Having guys from my past come on to me was an unexpected repercussion of my recent coming out on FB.
Don't be hatin'!Marius_ said:
I was 14 or 15 at the time. Fourteen or fifteen.
Sorry mom!
Escape Goat
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Marius_ said:
Not what you said. Jerking off in public.
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I don't know the name, but I have a picture in my head. I'm not in a place where I can look it up either.Alcoori said:
HappyPuppy
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RatskyWatsky
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orioto said:
Link?
RatskyWatsky
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orioto said:
;3 Thanks.
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The kid in yellow is John Robinson.orioto said:
Souldriver
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I like Gaspard Ulliel in the short "Paris Je t'Aime" better.
Happy story time? 
So two weeks ago my boy was telling me that he was going to start working 6 days a week, Monday - Saturday from 8am - 6pm. He told me he is going to have a few shows with his band in November so he's going to be spending most of his 2hr lunch breaks at rehearsal practices with his band and then go back to work to finish his shifts. He also said that after he gets off work at 6pm, he's going to spend 4 of 7 days in the week baby sitting this kid for a family that he's really close with. Basically, he was going to be one busy busy bee and we probably won't be seeing each other no more than once a week for just an hour or two... :/
Well, i decided the other day to surprise him at work with a cute little gift. We had a conversation a few weeks ago about his favorite cupcakes, and he had told me that his favorite ones are the red velvet ones from a place in Beverly Hills called Sprinkles. I've never had their cupcakes, but apparently they're out of this world (and also very expensive -___-). So anyway, i decided to place a custom order from their website for twelve cupcakes- 4 vanilla milk chocolate, 4 pumpkin, and of course 4 red velvet. There is a space on the box to leave a note inside an envelope; i left one that said, "I hope these help you during your long work weeks and give you good luck with your upcoming shows " On the box, i was able to put a sticker design that said "XOX - Kisses and Cupcakes" I also designed the top of the cupcake frostings to look like this when he opens the box:
I had told him that i was going to be in the area so i wanted to come stop by his work to say hello. He didn't know i was going to surprise him with his favorite treat ^_^ I arrived really excited and told him i had something for him. He came with me to my car and I handed him the box. He immediately recognized where it was from and said "No fucking way....you're fucking kidding me...." he then stared at it speechless for literally 10-15 seconds. Eventually he looked at me and said, "I can't believe this. You drove all the way to Beverly Hills to pick these up and give them to me? And it even says 'Kisses and Cupcakes' on it! Awww you are too cute!!" I just gave him a smile because he hadn't even opened the box yet.
We went back inside the office and entered an empty room. He saw the envelope with the note inside and began to read it. Afterwards he looked at me with these puppy dog eyes, hugged me ever so tightly and said, "You are too nice to me, thank you so so much. I love it," and kissed me on the top of my head. Finally I told him to open the box. When he opened it, his jaw dropped, his eyes opened wide, and he did that speechless stare again for another 15 seconds or so. He looked at me and said, "oh my god...wow....wow....wow... you're really nice. I can't believe this right now..." I was so happy to see that he liked them so much.
After the whole thing i told him "hey i'm glad you like them, i thought you were going to think this whole thing was corny or cheesy or something..." and he replied "what? no no no. i'd never think this is corny or cheesy. i LOVE LOVE LOVE it!"
)))
So two weeks ago my boy was telling me that he was going to start working 6 days a week, Monday - Saturday from 8am - 6pm. He told me he is going to have a few shows with his band in November so he's going to be spending most of his 2hr lunch breaks at rehearsal practices with his band and then go back to work to finish his shifts. He also said that after he gets off work at 6pm, he's going to spend 4 of 7 days in the week baby sitting this kid for a family that he's really close with. Basically, he was going to be one busy busy bee and we probably won't be seeing each other no more than once a week for just an hour or two... :/
Well, i decided the other day to surprise him at work with a cute little gift. We had a conversation a few weeks ago about his favorite cupcakes, and he had told me that his favorite ones are the red velvet ones from a place in Beverly Hills called Sprinkles. I've never had their cupcakes, but apparently they're out of this world (and also very expensive -___-). So anyway, i decided to place a custom order from their website for twelve cupcakes- 4 vanilla milk chocolate, 4 pumpkin, and of course 4 red velvet. There is a space on the box to leave a note inside an envelope; i left one that said, "I hope these help you during your long work weeks and give you good luck with your upcoming shows
" On the box, i was able to put a sticker design that said "XOX - Kisses and Cupcakes" I also designed the top of the cupcake frostings to look like this when he opens the box:
I had told him that i was going to be in the area so i wanted to come stop by his work to say hello. He didn't know i was going to surprise him with his favorite treat ^_^ I arrived really excited and told him i had something for him. He came with me to my car and I handed him the box. He immediately recognized where it was from and said "No fucking way....you're fucking kidding me...." he then stared at it speechless for literally 10-15 seconds. Eventually he looked at me and said, "I can't believe this. You drove all the way to Beverly Hills to pick these up and give them to me? And it even says 'Kisses and Cupcakes' on it! Awww you are too cute!!" I just gave him a smile because he hadn't even opened the box yet.
We went back inside the office and entered an empty room. He saw the envelope with the note inside and began to read it. Afterwards he looked at me with these puppy dog eyes, hugged me ever so tightly and said, "You are too nice to me, thank you so so much. I love it," and kissed me on the top of my head. Finally I told him to open the box. When he opened it, his jaw dropped, his eyes opened wide, and he did that speechless stare again for another 15 seconds or so. He looked at me and said, "oh my god...wow....wow....wow... you're really nice. I can't believe this right now..." I was so happy to see that he liked them so much.
After the whole thing i told him "hey i'm glad you like them, i thought you were going to think this whole thing was corny or cheesy or something..." and he replied "what? no no no. i'd never think this is corny or cheesy. i LOVE LOVE LOVE it!"
)))Afterwards, we ended up going back to his place and I spent the night there...hehe."
RadioHeadAche
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ciD_Vain said:Happy story time?
Great story. It made me smile.
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That's precious. I dream about doing stuff for someone like this one day.ciD_Vain said:Happy story time?
umop_3pisdn
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I've never been that interested in mentorship but I do have a mental list of people that I attempt to emulate (William Blake, for one).
SpaceBridge
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Hey y'all, whats going on in here?
CornBurrito
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B-Ri said:
wat
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