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[FoneBone]

I can't fucking believe that I'm not making this up, but it's apparently a real product. This was Something Awful's daily Awful Link today.

http://www.gayfuel.com

 

[Star Power]

*sighs*

 

[Mike Works]

We'll see what ZIMA has to say about that!

 

[Diablos]

what the fuck?

 

[calder]

Jizz gif in 5... 4... 3...

 

[Otaking]

So...if I like...drink this...will I become.....gay?

 

[Escape Goat]

Theres a cologne for gay men. Its supposedly designed from male phermones.

 

[sefskillz]

So...if I like...drink this...will I become.....gay?

you don't become gay, you're born gay.. remember?

 

[White Man]

This stuff'll make you sing just like Rod Stewart.

 

[Belfast]

This is getting as bad as low carb.

 

[gofreak]

Hmmmmm...


Just, hmmmmmm.

At least some of their profit goes to charity. But still....hmmmmm...

 

[Ecrofirt]

Gay Fuel

Gay Fuel, a new energy drink that, unlike the others, won’t make your lips curl.

Drink it by itself, with a lemon or lime twist, or mixed with your favorite alcoholic beverage. Gay Fuel is made of water, sugar, acidifying agent, citric acid, taurine, elderberry juice from concentrate, flavors, antioxidant: ascorbic acid, caffeine, carbon dioxide, guarana extract, lapacho extract, marapuama extract, damiana extract, ginseng, vitamins, niacin, pantothenic acid, vitamin B, vitamin B12, all creating a unique, healthful, spirited drink to keep your body, mind, and soul refreshed and revitalized. Gay Fuel also contains Brazilian rainforest herbs that act as a sexual stimulant and protector of the body's immune system; what other energy drink can claim that? With its unique brilliant pink color that is reminiscent of a cosmopolitan, Gay Fuel is just as fun to look at as it is to drink! Gay Fuel... get fired up!

 

[Xenon]

We'll see what ZIMA has to say about that!

thanks a lot fooker, you just made me look like maniac for LOLing @ work. Everyone stopped what they were doing and glared at me.

 

[mrmyth]

WTF? And it's pink, too? Man, Onion stories don't get this good!

Drink Gaytorade!!

 

[StrikerObi]

Gay Fuel

Gay Fuel, a new energy drink that, unlike the others, won’t make your lips curl.

Drink it by itself, with a lemon or lime twist, or mixed with your favorite alcoholic beverage. Gay Fuel is made of water, sugar, acidifying agent, citric acid, taurine, elderberry juice from concentrate, flavors, antioxidant: ascorbic acid, caffeine, carbon dioxide, guarana extract, lapacho extract, marapuama extract, damiana extract, ginseng, vitamins, niacin, pantothenic acid, vitamin B, vitamin B12, all creating a unique, healthful, spirited drink to keep your body, mind, and soul refreshed and revitalized. Gay Fuel also contains Brazilian rainforest herbs that act as a sexual stimulant and protector of the body's immune system; what other energy drink can claim that? With its unique brilliant pink color that is reminiscent of a cosmopolitan, Gay Fuel is just as fun to look at as it is to drink! Gay Fuel... get fired up!

Your fahter had a hampster up his but and your... other father... smelt of elderberries!

 

[Mike Works]

Your fahter had a hampster up his but and your... other father... smelt of elderberries!

My dads could beat up your dads!

 

[Felidae_Khrall]

I've had the page sitting open for the last 10 minutes just because of the music. Rock!

 

[ballhog]

Go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

 

[GDGF]

Is gay fuel endorsed by the metrosexual community, or do they have their own drink of choice?

 

[Mike Works]

Is gay fuel endorsed by the metrosexual community, or do they have their own drink of choice?

Snapple.

 

[MrPing1000]

I always fill up my homosexual with gay fuel.


He runs so gawd damn smooth!