Flamin Hot Nacho Doritos Juice.
What you do is you crack the bag, pour in 16oz of hot water, half a gallon of Evan Williams, two cups of sugar, Paprika, five limes thoroughly squeezed and three cloves of garlic. Re-seal bag with $800 industrial-strength sealing equipment (important). Bury the bag in your auntie's backyard next to your uncle's body. After six days and four fullmoons, unearth Doritos, perform ancient scarification ritual in which you slice both your ass cheeks horizontally to get the true pain haptics for your online gaming sesh.
Now you're ready but be sure to shake profusely with bag open so half of the content can also spray inside your console and PC's air vents for an additional 0,0012kd increase. When you did that, just get a colander and pour into an unwashed Turbo Grafx 16 console box. Game on brothers and sisters.