Gematsu: Sony to hold Playstation Experience event in December

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TheBooya said:
You requested it, so here is my poem:

Only 5 days away from our very first
Public event and the Gaf just ‘bout burst

Amazing to see many guesses and Gifs
Until 10am that day you’ll be hanging from cliffs.

The problem with Gaf and it’s vast speculation
Is that even great news brings out your frustration

One person’s favorite is another’s least fave
But we try to bring games that most gamers crave

Our goal is to have fun, share news, announce games
Meet new friends, talk games & also denounce flames

Keep an open mind while we attempt something new
Hope to see you all there where we can share a cold brew!
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I crave Japanese games.
 
TheBooya said:
You requested it, so here is my poem:

Only 5 days away from our very first
Public event and the Gaf just ‘bout burst

Amazing to see many guesses and Gifs
Until 10am that day you’ll be hanging from cliffs.

The problem with Gaf and it’s vast speculation
Is that even great news brings out your frustration

One person’s favorite is another’s least fave
But we try to bring games that most gamers crave

Our goal is to have fun, share news, announce games
Meet new friends, talk games & also denounce flames

Keep an open mind while we attempt something new
Hope to see you all there where we can share a cold brew!
Click to expand...

Was this the event?
 
I don't like Crash, but if they ever brought it back, I'd be shocked if it's design-wise anything like the originals.

The Shenmue thing is a little different. It's this infamous bomb, but not only did Sega completely lie about the budget, it was exclusive to a platform that flatlined. Shenmue's attachrate was actually very respectable, and the budget was far more reasonable than they'd claimed.
 
TheBooya said:
You requested it, so here is my poem:

Only 5 days away from our very first
Public event and the Gaf just ‘bout burst

Amazing to see many guesses and Gifs
Until 10am that day you’ll be hanging from cliffs.

The problem with Gaf and it’s vast speculation
Is that even great news brings out your frustration

One person’s favorite is another’s least fave
But we try to bring games that most gamers crave

Our goal is to have fun, share news, announce games
Meet new friends, talk games & also denounce flames

Keep an open mind while we attempt something new
Hope to see you all there where we can share a cold brew!
Click to expand...

Dark Cloud 3.

Everyone on GAF wants it. You ever play it Boyes?
 
Tik-Tok said:
There once was a man who liked trash
He spent all his time playing Crash
The nostalgia was real
Some kinda way he did feel
But it turns out it was just a rash.
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Crash 3 still holds up extremely well. Just download it on PS3 PSN store. It's one of the best platformers ever made imo.
 
Drac84 said:
Time to remove the shackles of conservatism and embrace the hype train. My updated predictions for the keynote:


  • Show opens with a trailer for new Crash. Thunderous applause.
  • The applause transitions into screams as Jack Tretton, who has been temporarily reinstated as head of SCEA for 2 hours, takes the stage to MC the event.
  • Announces a PS4 price-drop to $149. All existing PS4 owners are gifted $200 into their PSN accounts as a thank you to launch-window buyers. Can barely hear him over the screams.
  • The lights dim as a trailer for Horizon, now named 'Emagon' is shown. The graphical fidelity of the dinosaurs causes several attendees to become hysterical. Paramedics take them away and call for backup.
  • The SEGA logo illuminates the screen. Shenmu 1 & 2 HD collection announced, bundled freely with Shenmu 3, exclusive to PS4.
  • Kojima takes the stage. MGS5 now PS4 exclusive. MGS 1, 2 and 3 to be remade in the Fox Engine for PS4. As is Snatcher. Norman Reedus and Del Toro join him on stage for a 10 minute gameplay demo of Silent Hills. Tears stream down the faces of the audience the entire time.
  • Boyes sprints on stage dressed as Santa Claus, complete with Santa’s Sack. ‘I have some more gifts for you” he says, causing uncontrollable trembling in all present.
  • Suikoden I & II are available for download NOW on PSN, including optional fully orchestrated soundtrack.
  • Did somebody say Dino Crisis 4? Yes. Adam Boyes did, JUST NOW. He makes an awkward joke about PS4 being the undisputed home of dinosaurs. The reveal trailer shows Regina in a mech-suit fighting a T-Rex, 12 Raptors and a misguided Stegosaurus atop a mountain during a hurricane.
  • Boyes drops his Santa Sack on the floor and opens it. Shinji Hashimoto jumps out. The audience has been crying for so long that large swaths of people are losing brain function due to low salt-levels.
  • He doesn’t need to ask people to please be excited; there isn’t a dry seat in the room. New trailer shown for Kingdom Hearts. Mandy Moore is back as Aerith. FFXV world map shown, and 2015 release date revealed. “One more thing.” Audience holds its breath. FFVII HD remaster trailer shown. PS4 exclusive. Many audience members forget to resume breathing. The death count is getting out of control.
  • Amid the chaos, Chris Metzen takes the stage. PS4 exclusive Starcraft Ghost revealed. Paramedics have to restrain a man from clawing his own eyes out, such is the intensity of the reveal trailer.
  • Tretton takes the stage, visibly shaken by the carnage before him. But the show must go on. Let’s talk about firmware (it’s a Sony conference). Suspend resume available next week. PSN name changes sorted out, PS2 trophy support.
  • A turnbuckle and wrestling ropes rise from the stage, and Shu rushes towards it and reaches over with his outstretched hand. Tretton tags him in.
  • Medieval, Dark Cloud, Syphon Filter, Colony Wars and Wip3out have all been green-lit for PS4 games. The amount of happening in the room is causing cracks to appear in the walls of the theatre.
  • Kratos appears on screen. He's fighting the Gods of ancient Norse mythology. Trailer concludes with him disembowling Odin with a Dane Axe.
  • Naughty Dog logo appears. First footage of the Uncharted movie is shown. Wow, they really nailed the casting of Drake. Hang on. No? It couldn’t be? It’s actually photo-realistic 60fps 1080p gameplay footage of Uncharted 4. The stress of seeing UC4 gameplay causes a woman in the front row to go into premature labour. She wasn’t even pregnant when the show began.
  • Tretton thanks people for attending and watching at home. They still have new gameplay of Bloodbourne, The Order, No Man’s Sky, EGTTR, Rime, Wild, The Witness, Shadow of the Beast and more, but emergency rooms are at breaking point. Too much hype has been spilled this day.
  • “Oh, just one more thing”
  • The Last Guardian lives. Chunks of concrete fall from the ceiling, crushing those below. The room can’t handle all of the feels pulsating out of gamers as they bask in the glory of the gameplay trailer. The audience is too transfixed to run. When the June 2015 launch date is revealed the internet as we once knew it is dead. People watching at home scramble to put batteries in CB radios, hoping to pick up military chatter about the PSX event.
  • Only one attendee remains alive in the theatre. His glasses shattered while watching Sora, Donald and Goofy wage battle with Prince Hans, sparing his eyes from what followed. Scrambling over the corpses in the theatre, he takes refuge under a desk with Jack Tretton.
  • “Is it over?” he asks Jack tentatively.
  • “Yes” sighs Jack. “Well, except for one more thing”
  • The roof explodes, allowing a helicopter to lower someone down onto the stage.
  • It’s Gaben. Half-life 3 confirmed. Console exclusive on PS4. Available for download on Steam and PS4 RIGHT NOW.

If it eventuates it’d only be a solid 7/10 show because no Mass Effect or Fallout.
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Oh my God lol. Starcraft Ghost would be amazing
 
Poimandres said:
Gran Turismo 7 and probably TLOU2 are inevitable. Morpheus Support for No Man's Sky is cool, but hardly something to make me lose my pants.

There's been too much hype now... those announcements are all realistic and hence disappointing. I want something to make me dream again.
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Don´t think we will see TLOU2 for 1-2 years ...

And Gran Turismo 7 is also too soon. I don´t expect this to release in 2015.
 
Rajang said:
Crash 3 still holds up extremely well. Just download it on PS3 PSN store. It's one of the best platformers ever made imo.
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Crash 3 is awesome but it was lacking in traditional platforming levels. Too many jetski, plane, motorcycle, puma, scuba levels. Like seriously half or more of the levels.

There's no doubt the games still hold up very well though. My favorite is the first and the second has tons of fans as well. A return on PS4 would be excellent.
 
Rajang said:
Crash 3 still holds up extremely well. Just download it on PS3 PSN store. It's one of the best platformers ever made imo.
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I don't understand when people claim Spyro and Crash are old dated games. They hold up extremely well for being PS1 games.
 
People saying they dont want Crash... Do you really think it's gonna be like the PS1 games or something. A good Crash game on PS4 could be really awesome with aome much new possibilities. I could see it as a sort of Mario Land 3D or the Mario 64 but then with extra stuff like planes etc.. If Crash comes back Sony will finally have an awesome platformer that could rival Mario. I love LBP but I don't see it the same way as Crash or Mario, as its more focused on 2D platforming and the create tools. Crash is the shit, not shit.
 
Nimby said:
I don't understand when people claim Spyro and Crash are old dated games. They hold up extremely well for being PS1 games.
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Part of the reason I'm so into the idea and defending it so much is the fact I'm replaying Crash 2 right now and being reminded how well it does actually hold up. If it had modern graphics it could get away with the 39.99 Sly 4 price point. The only thing it would need today is to not be 4 hours long, basically more content.

Tik-Tok said:
They weren't fun games to begin with.
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Well, that's just like... your opinion, man.
 
Tik-Tok said:
They weren't fun games to begin with.
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I tried to venture outside of this thread.. but damn man.. this thread is just too damn powerful. It pulls me right back in.

I feel sorry for Edge, going cold turkey for 4 days must be a living hell. lmao
 
TheBooya said:
You requested it, so here is my poem:

Only 5 days away from our very first
Public event and the Gaf just ‘bout burst

Amazing to see many guesses and Gifs
Until 10am that day you’ll be hanging from cliffs.

The problem with Gaf and it’s vast speculation
Is that even great news brings out your frustration

One person’s favorite is another’s least fave
But we try to bring games that most gamers crave

Our goal is to have fun, share news, announce games
Meet new friends, talk games & also denounce flames

Keep an open mind while we attempt something new
Hope to see you all there where we can share a cold brew!
Click to expand...
I hope all this is worth it
 
Rajang said:
I tried to venture outside of this thread.. but damn man.. this thread is just too damn powerful. It pulls me right back in.

I feel sorry for Edge, going cold turkey for 4 days must be a living hell. lmao
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I have been coming directly to this bookmarked thread instead of the front page for a few days. I ventured into the gaming side during a slow patch, and found out there was new Kingdom Hearts stuff. It was old enough for the thread to have 6 pages. I shit my pants, mostly figuratively.

Nimby said:
Nah, it's more "I don't get the appeal so it's shit" type of reasoning
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It seems to be either that or "People seem to like thing, so I'll say I don't like thing, then people will pay attention to me!" ... I have no problem with them not liking the games, I have a problem with the way they present that opinion.

Tik-Tok said:
Yes. And I respect this response more than your last one which was a bit rude.
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I felt justified in the sense that your initial post can be boiled down to "this game you guys like is shit, and you're just nostalgia blind". Like I said, I don't care if you think Crash is the drizzling shits of video games, as long as you're not, you know, kind of a dick about it to people who do like it.
 
The 'rival' Mario thing is crazy. The reason Mario games are so good isn't Nintendo magic, or the character, it's because Nintendo literally have their best team making it. The reason Nintendo handhelds thrash Sony is because Nintendo put their best teams on the games for those handhelds.

Bring Crash back, give ND five years and fifty million to make it and yes, it could be Mario quality, but that would never happen.
 
StuBurns said:
The 'rival' Mario thing is crazy. The reason Mario games are so good isn't Nintendo magic, or the character, it's because Nintendo literally have their best team making it. The reason Nintendo handhelds thrash Sony is because Nintendo put their best teams on the games for those handhelds.

Bring Crash back, give ND five years and fifty million to make it and yes, it could be Mario quality, but that would never happen.
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Yeah, if Crash comes back, I doubt ND will be developing. I think they are past games like Crash or Jak and Daxter. Sony should just outsource it to Sanzaru or let Japan Studio make it.
 
I hate GAF, im gonna be so dissapointed again....time to curl into a bal, watch greys anatomy, cry and eat Ben&Jerry's like a girl on her period.
 
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