Silent_Echo
Banned
Do you enjoy the comforts of a good squatting?
Is it more conveniant for you to have a seat?
Is it hard for you to aim properly after a night of sex and/or self-gratification?
Or maybe you're simply too lazy to stand for more than 30 to 60 seconds.
Whatever reasoning you have, be ashamed no longer! Thousands of normal guys like you have found solstice in knowing they are not alone in the "Official Squatters Club"! That's right, for little or no upfront payment, you can enjoy a life around people just like you. You sir can sit and hold your head up high! No longer will you have to make fake grunts and groans to convince your co-workers you have an over-active colon!
That's right friends, just become a Piss-Pal and all your feelings of inadequacy will "take a seat" and you will become a new man!
Join today and recive a complimentary welcome package which includes a personalized, reusable "Ass-Gasket". Hand-stitched in silk with your name or even a witty phrase of your choosing, you can sit proudly on the throne as you allow your inhibitions to be free. The Ass-Gasket is made of hypo-allergenic fabric as to not irritate your most delicate of areas.
So please, join the Squatters Cub today. Operators are standing by.
Is it more conveniant for you to have a seat?
Is it hard for you to aim properly after a night of sex and/or self-gratification?
Or maybe you're simply too lazy to stand for more than 30 to 60 seconds.
Whatever reasoning you have, be ashamed no longer! Thousands of normal guys like you have found solstice in knowing they are not alone in the "Official Squatters Club"! That's right, for little or no upfront payment, you can enjoy a life around people just like you. You sir can sit and hold your head up high! No longer will you have to make fake grunts and groans to convince your co-workers you have an over-active colon!
That's right friends, just become a Piss-Pal and all your feelings of inadequacy will "take a seat" and you will become a new man!
Join today and recive a complimentary welcome package which includes a personalized, reusable "Ass-Gasket". Hand-stitched in silk with your name or even a witty phrase of your choosing, you can sit proudly on the throne as you allow your inhibitions to be free. The Ass-Gasket is made of hypo-allergenic fabric as to not irritate your most delicate of areas.
So please, join the Squatters Cub today. Operators are standing by.
