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Get on the hot dog express!

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Matlock

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Foreman did it, so why can't Neon Deion?

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I thought this was fake when I was looking at SomethingAwful...but it's REAL.

What the hell? :lol

"Deion Sanders really knows how to make a good hot dog!"

http://www.thpsales.com/store/viewItem.asp?idProduct=1024

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"When I first bit into it, there was a pop, and a rush of juices into my mouth."

jesus christ :lol
 
they really should trick it out with some neon under the edge



edit: that infomercial plays like a tame leak of chapelle show season three :lol
 
scola said:
they really should trick it out with some neon under the edge



edit: that infomercial plays like a tame leak of chapelle show season three :lol

That's extra....
 
When Deion came out of retirement this year, everyone remarked that he was in incredible shape for a 37-year-old.

I guess this explains why.
 
"Hi, I'm Dan Snyder, and I sold my microwave to make room for the not-at-all-overpriced goodness of the Deion Sanders Hot Dog Express!"
 
Matlock said:
Foreman did it, so why can't Neon Deion?
Because Foreman had a good little fat reducing "Mean Lean Motherfucking Grilling Shit" or whatever it was. This guy seemingly has a Quickie Mart hot dog spinner that makes cumshot sausages.
Wait a minute...
Cumshot sausages? Fucking eh! Not bad!
Take that Foreman!
 
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