Getting harassed in a public bathroom
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This is somewhat related to the topic, but anyway...as a teen I worked at a grocery store. In the back area we had employee restrooms and a bottle deposit room where this older guy with down syndrome usually worked. So one day I'm on my break, I go in the restroom and this fucker was sitting ass down on the urinal with his pants down to his ankles, just sitting there taking a piss. We made eye contact for a brief moment, but I quickly turned around and left. I don't mean to poke fun at the handicapped, but I grandpasimpson.gif'd the fuck out of there.
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deathsight580 said:
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I was at the movies once and while pissing in a urinal a guy comes over and taps me on the shoulder and says "Hey, you work at the Gamestop!" and starts going on and on about Xbox 360, to the point where I had to say "dude, off the clock" and kinda finish up and get the fuck outta dodge..
Better story, but not bathroom exactly....
I was on tour with a ska/punk band I was in and were were putzing around in this town before a show and there is a porn shop with a giant "VIEWING BOOTHS!!!!" sign out front. So we go in and there is actually a cute girl working there. So, while half of us walk around laughing at the movies like "World Cocksucking Championships", the rest of us are talking to the girl about working there. She says that she's actually glad that we came in as we seemed normal and there are a lot of creepers that hang out in the viewing booths. I can't resist anymore I have to go in and see what a viewing booth is. As I walk into the area there's a fucking guy standing right there and I have to say excuse me to get by him. He starts fucking following me really close and I'm like uhhhh so I duck into the first open booth and he starts to come in too. I'm like "woah there champ, occupied" and he acts all weird and leaves. So I put a dollar in a flipped through the channels of porn for 5 minutes. I remember that I had seen half the movies on there. Underwhelmed, I left. I read in the paper a few months later that the stores viewing booths got busted as basically being a bathhouse for anon gay sex......
Also our drummer bought some Porno playing cards with pics from like 1973 on them. Roast beef vag and hairy guys everywhere. We spent all tour leaving them on peoples windshields.
Better story, but not bathroom exactly....
I was on tour with a ska/punk band I was in and were were putzing around in this town before a show and there is a porn shop with a giant "VIEWING BOOTHS!!!!" sign out front. So we go in and there is actually a cute girl working there. So, while half of us walk around laughing at the movies like "World Cocksucking Championships", the rest of us are talking to the girl about working there. She says that she's actually glad that we came in as we seemed normal and there are a lot of creepers that hang out in the viewing booths. I can't resist anymore I have to go in and see what a viewing booth is. As I walk into the area there's a fucking guy standing right there and I have to say excuse me to get by him. He starts fucking following me really close and I'm like uhhhh so I duck into the first open booth and he starts to come in too. I'm like "woah there champ, occupied" and he acts all weird and leaves. So I put a dollar in a flipped through the channels of porn for 5 minutes. I remember that I had seen half the movies on there. Underwhelmed, I left. I read in the paper a few months later that the stores viewing booths got busted as basically being a bathhouse for anon gay sex......
Also our drummer bought some Porno playing cards with pics from like 1973 on them. Roast beef vag and hairy guys everywhere. We spent all tour leaving them on peoples windshields.
Well Im sure L.A. GAF is familiar with the MTA red line..
Anywho, I took the red line train up to hollywood and vine to go to Amoeba almost 9pm. I was minding my business until this old creepy white guy sits next to me. I really didn't pay much attention to him til I felt a tiny tug from the side of the pants. With the corner of my eye, I see his palms right next to my pants. I thought he was probably trying to get comfortable with the seat so I didn't give much of a thought of the minor incident. 2 stops before my stop, the old guy starts jerking my side of my pants a bit more harder so I look at him and he stops and gives me a perverted smile. I tell him to "fuck off" so he backs off. As soon as I leave to Amoeba, I notice that old white guy following me in a quick pace. I stop, ball up my fist and go up to him about to swing at his ass but he immediately steps away and walks back to the train station fast.
Anywho, I took the red line train up to hollywood and vine to go to Amoeba almost 9pm. I was minding my business until this old creepy white guy sits next to me. I really didn't pay much attention to him til I felt a tiny tug from the side of the pants. With the corner of my eye, I see his palms right next to my pants. I thought he was probably trying to get comfortable with the seat so I didn't give much of a thought of the minor incident. 2 stops before my stop, the old guy starts jerking my side of my pants a bit more harder so I look at him and he stops and gives me a perverted smile. I tell him to "fuck off" so he backs off. As soon as I leave to Amoeba, I notice that old white guy following me in a quick pace. I stop, ball up my fist and go up to him about to swing at his ass but he immediately steps away and walks back to the train station fast.
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I remember many years ago. I was at the bowling alley with my school for my school sport (recreational). At the same time a school for "challenged" people were also bowling. I walked into the mens restroom and there was a guy (from the other school) bent over the urinal eating a urinal cake. It was just one of those decent sized circular ones, and this guy was just ravaging it like a zombie eating fresh flesh. The bathroom stunk of the clean zesty smell, so i casually went back to my group and nearly pissed my pants waiting half an hour to go back in to make sure the guy was gone.
Also while at a department store 2 years ago I had to take a dump. The place was empty so I took the stall furthest away from the door. I'm about halfway through when i hear the door open and some footsteps. I assumed it was only 1 guy, and i heard him sit down in the stall next to me (the other side was a wall). Just as I was wiping up I heard a cough from outside my stall. I looked at the door and there was a guy staring at my between the crack where the frame meets the door. I then heard the guy in the stall next to me cough. I didn't bother flushing or finishing my wipe, i just picked up my bag, slammed the door and ran out. It was 2 really shady guys with hats so I obviously told the department security, they took my details and i never heard anything back.
Also, fresh from the press:
http://www.smh.com.au/national/four...donalds-police-20091214-kqon.html?autostart=1
Also while at a department store 2 years ago I had to take a dump. The place was empty so I took the stall furthest away from the door. I'm about halfway through when i hear the door open and some footsteps. I assumed it was only 1 guy, and i heard him sit down in the stall next to me (the other side was a wall). Just as I was wiping up I heard a cough from outside my stall. I looked at the door and there was a guy staring at my between the crack where the frame meets the door. I then heard the guy in the stall next to me cough. I didn't bother flushing or finishing my wipe, i just picked up my bag, slammed the door and ran out. It was 2 really shady guys with hats so I obviously told the department security, they took my details and i never heard anything back.
Also, fresh from the press:
http://www.smh.com.au/national/four...donalds-police-20091214-kqon.html?autostart=1
Fucking sickos out there.
Yeah, people generally suck.Puck said:
I have one more bathroom story that will hopefully not be as disturbing as the last one:
A couple years ago I was at Macy's with some friends, I think one of us was looking for a birthday present or something. I needed to piss really bad so I go and search out the nearest restroom. They had one of those deals where you walk in and there's like a small lounge/hallway thing before you walk through another door and are in the restroom proper. In this lounge there's a small bench against the side wall, a fake tree in one corner, and a 4 gallon garbage can in another corner. Before I can get into the bathroom there's this guy polishing the wall who stops me and says he needs to finish cleaning. I tell him I'll be really quick, just in and out, asking him to excuse me. He wasn't even blocking the door to the restroom, he was just polishing tiles in the lounge outside of it. But he wouldn't let me through. He says he'll hurry. So I'm standing there waiting for about twenty seconds, just glaring at him, and then his phone rings. He answers and starts talking to someone on the other line, clearly trying to spite me. I nod, acknowledging that fact, then head to the corner, unzip my pants, and piss in the garbage can. The guy shuts his phone really fast but doesn't say anything. I turn to look over my shoulder, see him staring back at me, and I just say "nevermind, I don't need to go anymore." I shake, zip up, and head out.
So there's a less disturbing example of restroom shenanigans, this time with me as the culprit. It may be less fitting for this thread, but I thought it was an interesting anecdote.
Worth mentioning that, in addition to being groped in public restrooms, there is the ever-present and much less enjoyable 
lol ) alternative; getting stabbed by the jittery addicts who also frequent public restrooms and spaces to shoot up. A friend of mine was stabbed with a needle by a heroin addict in a dressing room.
Just sayin', be careful who you fuck with. They may be grunting and groaning and spazzing in the stall next to you, and rather than being a sick fuck, dick in hand, it could be a paranoid user with a sharp object.
lol ) alternative; getting stabbed by the jittery addicts who also frequent public restrooms and spaces to shoot up. A friend of mine was stabbed with a needle by a heroin addict in a dressing room. Just sayin', be careful who you fuck with. They may be grunting and groaning and spazzing in the stall next to you, and rather than being a sick fuck, dick in hand, it could be a paranoid user with a sharp object.
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This thread has provided me with a solid 30 mins entertainment :lol
Part of me feels really left out though because nobody has ever perved on me in a public bathroom, and I use them frequently
Am I not good looking enough?!
The only time I ever even heard of stuff like this happening was in High School. Nobody took a dump in a high school bathroom unless you wanted to risk it and use the teachers facilities.
It was an unwritten rule that if ever you smelled someone taking a dump in a cubicle you'd start kicking the door as hard as you could and/or then start pouring water over the top so that you could drench them while they took their shit.
On a side note, why aren't there more of these hook-up spots but for straight people dammit?!
Gay people are so damn horny and it's just not fair!
I'd like to have the option to visit a public bathroom and randomly bang some horny old slut while I was doing my Christmas shopping
Part of me feels really left out though because nobody has ever perved on me in a public bathroom, and I use them frequently
Am I not good looking enough?!
The only time I ever even heard of stuff like this happening was in High School. Nobody took a dump in a high school bathroom unless you wanted to risk it and use the teachers facilities.
It was an unwritten rule that if ever you smelled someone taking a dump in a cubicle you'd start kicking the door as hard as you could and/or then start pouring water over the top so that you could drench them while they took their shit.
On a side note, why aren't there more of these hook-up spots but for straight people dammit?!
Gay people are so damn horny and it's just not fair!
I'd like to have the option to visit a public bathroom and randomly bang some horny old slut while I was doing my Christmas shopping
Ah! That explains it! I had an Oz once watching me piss and he leant over to me in a low voice and said "Mother nature's blessed you mate!". She hadn't, coincidentally, I'm pretty average. I see now it wasn't a straight man impressed, it was a gay man flattering.Jax said:
Awesome. Good job I'm not homophobic though, he was one brave Aussie.
I have a kinky perv story:
I work at Shell and two years back and I had a customer completely whip his dick out (flaccid still) and set it on the counter. This is a gas station, mind you, with about twenty cameras in store, and full audio recording. This was after he kept asking me if I partied (initially I thought he meant drugs), where I lived and if the complex had a jacuzzi. What's more, he kept going into the women's bathroom and telling me how clean it was by popping his head out. He then asked my if I was circumcised. Strange behavior. I put up with his shenanigans until he finally whipped is thing out then finally told him he needs to put that shit away and leave. Reported the timestamp on the video to my boss...but his car had no plates.
I work at Shell and two years back and I had a customer completely whip his dick out (flaccid still) and set it on the counter. This is a gas station, mind you, with about twenty cameras in store, and full audio recording. This was after he kept asking me if I partied (initially I thought he meant drugs), where I lived and if the complex had a jacuzzi. What's more, he kept going into the women's bathroom and telling me how clean it was by popping his head out. He then asked my if I was circumcised. Strange behavior. I put up with his shenanigans until he finally whipped is thing out then finally told him he needs to put that shit away and leave. Reported the timestamp on the video to my boss...but his car had no plates.
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deathsight580 said:
Dammit, man. Now I feel like wiping my ass. =\
I've always hated using public restrooms, now GAF has me paranoid. I also get the bladder shyness when it is just me and one other person. It seems awkward to me. If it's three or more people, fine. I can line up on the trough with 6 other people and be fine, but if it's just one other person, I for some reason feel eyes on me and freeze up.
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most of the people in this thread should hand in their dick and balls if a stranger looking at you piss makes you feel threatened.
women deal with this sort of behavior daily from men, they seem to handle it just fine.
women deal with this sort of behavior daily from men, they seem to handle it just fine.
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SmokyDave said:
well if u wanna get specific they deal with unwarranted requests for sex in several degrees throughout the day - why do you thing we have men and women bathrooms and no unisex ones?
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SmokyDave said:
see, that right there is wrong.
Huevos de Oro
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Yeah, come on. You can't drop some shit like that and not telling us the full story.deathsight580 said:
Well, I'd wager that before toilet paper, people used leaves or something to wipe their assholes, maybe their own hands. Besides, walking around the city with poop rubbing constantly between your buttcheeks definitely has some detrimental effects on your skin.vehn said:
I know sometimes at home I don't feel like wiping, so I just go out into my backyard and scoot my ass across the lawn like a dog. After especially messy sessions, I try to draw something with the streaks, then go upstairs and take photos of my artwork from there.
This is how I developed my skill for isketch.
This is how I developed my skill for isketch.
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bjork said:
JimiNutz
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All jokes aside, a friend introduced me to cleaning your anus out with water after a shit. Now, if I have time, I'll get in the shower and rinse my bumhole so it glistens.
I did previously use baby wipes for the last few wipes of the anus, but the shower method is vastly superior.
I did previously use baby wipes for the last few wipes of the anus, but the shower method is vastly superior.
Huevos de Oro
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Just make sure to let the water run enough time after you're done, lest you want to be stepping over poop the next time you shower.NutJobJim said:
Baby wipes fan here, BTW.
JimiNutz
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SteelAttack said:Just make sure to let the water run enough time after you're done, lest you want to be stepping over poop the next time you shower.
Baby wipes fan here, BTW.
It's rare that any poop comes out into the shower.
I wipe first to get rid of that, the rinse just gives your anus that nice refreshing feeling.
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Neither does Kim Jong Il. What's your point?bud said:
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Skittleguy said:
You know, I really would like to see a translated excerpt from one of those textbooks.
I will attest to the shower being the only way to truly clean up after a rough dump, unless you have a Japanese super-toilet with built-in bidet and blow dryer.
God, I miss Japan.
I went to the US for the first time this year and one of the first things I noticed was the little half inch or so gap between toilet cubicle doors and the frame. Freaked me out at first as who the fuck wants any kind of gap where people can see you taking a shit?! The OP confirms I wasnt just being paranoid
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Oh, so you do wipe first, my mistake. I thought you went into the shower ass-first, straight from the bog.NutJobJim said:
That would be a neat tag, BTW.
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