Explains why I think the protagonist fucking sucks so bad.
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Explains why I think the protagonist fucking sucks so bad.
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What if Vas is just a figment of your imagination due to drugs or something. or you ARE VAS.
Hot Coldman
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It turns out YOU ARE THE JACKAL.
It's pretty obvious they're apeing Fight Club very hard. I've seen that since the E3 stuff. Rich kid who gets everything in life wants to be a criminal, that's nothing new. Kills all his friends while pretending it's someone else doing it.
fucks his sister
HamPster PamPster
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Vas never left the cave! He was a projection the entire time, drawing the pieces of Jenova towards him
out0v0rder
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So I've started relistening to my entire Bombcast collection (every APD and GB podcasts). I love hearing their opinions on "how things will be" on things that have already happened.
"There won't be that many versions of SF4, the market's probably not able to support them"
"There won't be any Street Fighter DLC."
Ahhh... Memories.
i just finished up an episode from 2008 where they were taking random guesses at which franchise would be revived in 2009 due to bionic commando and street frighter, and Ryan blurts out "a boy and his blob". he was right about something i guess.
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would not surprise me if it was something like this.
giant_frying_pan
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The whole game is just a video recorded on a different smartphone [than] seen in the intro and you get the link to said video by scanning the final section of your Tatau which is just one big QR code.
firehawk12
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You wake up as Nolan North in the middle of Dubai.
firehawk12
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It turns out you were Jeff Gerstmann in the middle of recording a Jar Time.
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In an odd turn of events you are the Tatau
Backfoggen
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u r the komodo dragons
HamPster PamPster
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::Fade to Black::
Chris Remo wakes up: Honey, you won't believe the dream I just had! I was on an island but everything was all wrong
Chris Remo wakes up: Honey, you won't believe the dream I just had! I was on an island but everything was all wrong
EmCeeGramr
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That one dude's glasses were controlling everything all along.
VIIIIIIIIIIIIDEOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!
giant_frying_pan
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All of the animals you skin are just Rabbids in disguise.
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Its really Beyond good and Evil 2
The Dutch Slayer
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HamPster PamPster
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You know, I'm all for a late title card, but Far Cry 3 putting it AFTER you finish the game? That's ballsy
Hot Coldman
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*rolls his wife over, it's Vas*
firehawk12
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Every episode of Idle Thumbs has been turned into a douchey extreme sports vacation video.
EmCeeGramr
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Jason falls off a cliff and begins rolling down a hill. Cut to the foot of the hill. There is no Jason. Only a grenade.
Red Dead Redemption did this too. It was awesome.
BobTheFork
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Hopefully now that they are willing to shoot off a Wii U controller screen, they will film quick looks off of a Vita screen. lol
Just watched the Far Cry 3 QL. Looks like fun but I wonder if it holds up the whole game.
Just watched the Far Cry 3 QL. Looks like fun but I wonder if it holds up the whole game.
Felix Lighter
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I hope Chivalry makes it on someone's GOTY list, Drew most likely. It is a surprise standout game for me this year.
Jeff's GOTY, without a doubt then.
Jeff's GOTY, without a doubt then.
EmCeeGramr
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Vaas kills Jason, finds his Amex black card, and smiles. The game's credits are set over cell phone videos of Vaas and the pirates going on a luxury tour of Europe and buying $4000 bottles of champagne and clubbing.
Hot Coldman
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That one Pitbull song playing over the whole thing.
The constant delays weren't exactly encouraging.
EmCeeGramr
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Slow fade to black as Vaas spins brodies in a lambo.
Hot Coldman
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Oh Drew, marry me.
jediyoshi
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RiccochetJ
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I'm interested in seeing how Monolith did with Guardians of Middle-Earth. That could be an interesting quicklook.
Hot Coldman
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Hopefully that's a comprehensive list of local thrift stores and costume shops.
giant_frying_pan
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For Alex.
snoopeasystreet
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You find out that you're actually a fire that's been propagating throughout the island and now see that the island has been turned to ash.
The screen goes black.
Late title card.
Credits.
Post credits scene shows a single flower sprouting from the ashes.
Second late title card.
Art.
The screen goes black.
Late title card.
Credits.
Post credits scene shows a single flower sprouting from the ashes.
Second late title card.
Art.
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