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[Ravensmash]

Encourage people (kids) to bounce a basketball around their living room.

This can only lead to angry neighbours and broken vases.

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

30 real american dollars
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0050SWA1E/?tag=neogaf0e-20

If I had kids I would buy this in a hart beat looks really great learning and play tool.

 

[Rapstah]

They just censored "rip" in "where the bullets rip"!?!?!

 

[Zero-Crescent]

Now Delmar and Delmar are doing NBA Baller Beats.

 

[Rapstah]

They're censoring "bullet" and "rip" from this fucking song!

 

[Dany]

They're censoring "bullet" and "rip" from this fucking song!

Kids can't hear that!

 

[kingocfs]

Oh my.

 

[alr1ght]

Cavs_________versus___________ Giant Bomb

 

[CrunchinJelly]

So they took Guitar Hero and replaced the plastic guitar with a basketball.

OK.

 

[alr1ght]

This is going to be painful to watch, assuming Jeff is as bad as I expect him to be.

 

[Dany]

This is going to be painful to watch, assuming Jeff is as bad as I expect him to be.

I can't imagine jeff dribbling.

 

[derFeef]

Yeah, carpet is bad for this.

 

[PinkCrayon]

Holy fuck Ryan is sweaty.

 

[alr1ght]

Most people who don't play basketball are only going to be able to dribble while looking at the ball, thus completely ruining the game.

 

[AcridMeat]

Most people who don't play basketball are only going to be able to dribble while looking at the ball, thus completely ruining the game.

I think the fact you have to be inside to play it ruins the game.

edit: This soundtrack is so fucking random, holy shit.

 

[darkressurection]

I'm not gonna lie, I kinda want to play this now.

 

[Rapstah]

I really want to see the Skrillex song on the highest difficulty.

 

[Hot Coldman]

This is like the best arcade game ever that's not an arcade game.

 

[LiK]

Shipwreck's GOTY

 

[antitrop]

I'm not gonna lie, I kinda want to play this now.

I don't know quite how I feel about this. It looks perfectly acceptable.

 

[Hot Coldman]

 

[The Dutch Slayer]

Shipwreck's GOTY

True fact, I still want a video of him playing on the hardest difficulty

 

[LiK]

hahaha, i wanted Ryan to play LMFAO and he did!

 

[alr1ght]

Jeff getting more and more disinterested as the song went along was great.

This game isn't a terrible idea, but the market for it is tiny as hell.

I'd play it if I owned a Kinect, had shorter carpet, and wanted to waste $40.

 

[derFeef]

The dribbling is hard to watch with the carpet, would be much easier with a hard floor. Looks neat actually, my neighbours are going to love this, lol.

 

[Rapstah]

They're really picking the most censored versions of all these songs. Because I just realised they obviously wouldn't get the master recordings or anything.

 

[alr1ght]

I love that the extent of the NBA license is having a team logo in the corner.

 

[AcridMeat]

Jeff getting more and more disinterested as the song went along was great.

This game isn't a terrible idea, but the market for it is tiny as hell.

I'd play it if I owned a Kinect, had shorter carpet, and wanted to waste $40.

I need a new basketball, if I get an easy way to piss off neighbors too even better.

 

[Ozone]

The censorship on "Party Rock Anthem" is pretty insane.

 

[Hot Coldman]

I just realised my dad has both a hardwood floor in the living room, AND a Kinect.

Hmmm.

 

[CB3]

I hate that this doesnt seem like the worst game in the world.

 

[alr1ght]

Is the ball even full sized? I always get screwed up when I switch between the normal sized ball and a women's size.

 

[Brashnir]

This looks like a totally cool game that I will never ever play due to the sheer logistics of what happens when you play it. (I live in an apartment with a downstairs neighbor)

 

[chogidogs]

Didn't expect this game to be a dancing game with basketball moves.

 

[AcridMeat]

Now that you mention it alr1ght I wouldn't be surprised if it isn't official size, but they're big dudes so maybe it is.

Hahaha at Jeff losing it, those off beats are a bitch for people not used to dribbling.

edit: YES SKRILLEX+RYAN

 

[darkressurection]

Fuck, now I want this game.

 

[LiK]

i want Patrick to review this in his apartment late at night.

 

[alr1ght]

They need to try it with just the hand.

 

[EmCeeGramr]

We're about to watch Ryan Davis die live on the internet playing a Majesco Kinect game with a Skrillex song.

It's pretty much exactly what we expected, really.

 

[derFeef]

They need to try it with just the hand.

Jeff just did, did not work.

 

[Rapstah]

Oh shit, it's the Farm Simulator 2012 dubstep remix song. Wow.

 

[inky]

I hate that this doesnt seem like the worst game in the world.

I know right. The logistics of it are stupid, having a kinect and room for it mainly, but all said it's not a terrible idea by any means.

 

[Brashnir]

They need to try it with just the hand.

Jeff tried one of the moves with just his hands. it didn't work.

 

[antitrop]

I don't even like Skrillex and now I fucking want this.

 

[alr1ght]

LMAO @ Ryan's crossover.

 

[AcridMeat]

I wish he would attempt one through the legs crossover :/

 

[dalVlatko]

I wish he would attempt one through the legs crossover :/

He did and it was as funny as you would expect

 

[Hot Coldman]

I wish he would attempt one through the legs crossover :/

He did and it was hilarious

 

[Rapstah]

It's insane that someone manages to take the "basketball rhythm game" idea and not turn it into shit. The fact that the idea is so weird just makes it that much more impressive.

 

[joeyjoejoeshabadoo]

Works better than I expected but it still begs the question, where the hell are you going to play this? Unless you live in a gym bouncing the ball inside your house is going to lead to broken things.