She said Argentine ants were ranked among the world's 100 worst animal invaders and had found an ideal habitat in the Mediterranean-type eco-systems of south-eastern Australia.
So, long story short, Australia is boned and soon the ants will rule all and kill every creature and plant in their way. As a representative of Manitoba, I urge Australia to air-lift your healthiest, most nubile, least inhibited beach-loving young ladies out of danger's path and to a UN designated safe haven in central Canada. Post pics to help us in the selection process.