Giantbomb's Endurance Run: The Third: Chrono Trigger

They're doing this so you guys never ask for another Endurance Run ever again.

It's not working. I find their failures (and the reactions in this thread) absolutely hilarious.
 
Fixed. This ER is seriously making me hate Ryan. He plays this game like a fucking bumpkin.
Ryan not paying attention to things has always been apparent to me even before this. I think Beyond Good & Evil HD was the most recent thing, where he blamed the game for not directly guiding him to each new location.

Whenever that aspect comes up in his reviews I always take it with a grain of salt. It's really helpful to know how these dudes play games.
 
Ryan not paying attention to things has always been apparent to me even before this. I think Beyond Good & Evil HD was the most recent thing, where he blamed the game for not directly guiding him to each new location.

Whenever that aspect comes up in his reviews I always take it with a grain of salt. It's really helpful to know how these dudes play games.

I don't pay that much attention to Giant Bomb's reviews in general, just because their tastes and mine don't really match up, and Quick Looks are better at getting gameplay across, but I've noticed this to a lesser extent with Ryan before, too.
 
*game telling them the Scouts' weaknesses*
"What just happened?"
"I don't know!"

"Don't use magic! Use physical attacks instead!"
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These are now officially the hardest enemies in the game:

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"Don't use magic on those guys."

Why are they so bad at this game?
I don't normally give them shit for playing poorly, but that wasn't poor play. The game was giving them the answer right there on the screen and they ignored it. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuccccccccccccccccccccccck
Oy, I had to skip a bit after seeing them die twice. It definitely is frustrating seeing the text clearly flash across the screen while they seem to pay no attention to it at all, like it's not there.
Ryan: "The three of them, i'm gonna Lightning2 them."

...

I literally said "why would you do that" out loud.
 
@taswell - "Endurance Run is still coming today. Stay tuned, we're gonna do it live!"


Now you guys can finally bitch at them
 
@taswell - "Endurance Run is still coming today. Stay tuned, we're gonna do it live!"


Now you guys can finally bitch at them

Or they could listen to us, and they'll do it right.

Guys, there's a reason why Ryan never reviews JRPGs. He just straight up doesn't get them.

Which kind of confuses me. I'm not sure what there is not to get.
 
I'm watching episode 27 right now.

READ GOD DAMMIT! REEEEAAAAADDDDDD

How can you not fucking understand elemental differences?! No wonder you guys don't play RPGs. You wouldn't be able to finish one.
 
At this point, they are being SO retarded, that I'm actually laughing.

There is no way anyone can be this stupid.
 
If you HATE the way these guys play the game as much as you seem to, you should probably stop watching.

It's strangely addictive, and I just like to have something to watch while I work.

Also, now I'm curious if it's possible for them to fail harder.
 
I'm convinced after the yellow/blue/red magis fiasco that they are just screwing with people and making the ER go a bit longer. I refuse to believe they didn't understand what they did wrong after the second time they borked it. Still funny to watch though.
 
I'm pretty sure their TV's brightness or contrast settings are screwed up, too, which probably made the colors from a blurry upscaled console harder to distinguish, at least.
 
I don't know how sincere Ryan is but given that Patrick played the game before, he's definitely trolling. Either he's trolling Ryan or he's trolling us.
 
Dunno if you're referring to watching mobile but there is a free Twitch.tv app for iOS, at least. I guess that wouldn't work for premium though. :/

Yup. I can watch on the Justin.TV stream for stuff like TNT, but anything premium related is blocked, and it is a bummer. I hope they can figure this stuff out some day, because I'd like to watch some things live, but on iOS devices.
 
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