Dr.Palutena
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Happy Birthday!
God I'm so drunk... I'all behave though. Its my birthday. Woot. And life is awesome. Why can't we all just get along?
And somebody hates poetry!!!! Don't you have a soul? Oh you know what i mean. Read good poetry. They're not cheap lovey dovey soulless stuff.
Read my own, its on gaf, I don't mind criticism.
Most likely I'll edit this, but I don't get the fuss. Its hard too argue against them being the fairer sex. Trust me, I've tried to challenge it. You know... my challenge everything philosophy. Challenge everything.
Have an awesome night girls. Don't let em put you down..
Haha I actually got something relevant
girl not happy with her man... trying it on me. Friend with me... goes, siesta just seen that I'm buying drinks. Lol I ain't even mad
Play hard work hard.
But know how the world works,
And you got enough....
But the bouncers will kick me out?
Anyway false alarm. She's good. She's single. Can't do nothing though. Told her I'd buy her drink as a friend. Cause she has a man. But I screwed up. It's good though. She likes another guy too. Lol.
Edit: she bought me a drink. This girls a keeper. Anyway, maybe another day. At least things are cool between us. Hah hah
Instructions said:Touch the wooden gate in the wall you never
saw before.
Say "please" before you open the latch,
go through,
walk down the path.
A red metal imp hangs from the green-painted
front door,
as a knocker,
do not touch it; it will bite your fingers.
Walk through the house. Take nothing. Eat
nothing.
However, if any creature tells you that it hungers,
feed it.
If it tells you that it is dirty,
clean it.
If it cries to you that it hurts,
if you can,
ease its pain.
From the back garden you will be able to see the
wild wood.
The deep well you walk past leads to Winter's
realm;
there is another land at the bottom of it.
If you turn around here,
you can walk back, safely;
you will lose no face. I will think no less of you.
Once through the garden you will be in the
wood.
The trees are old. Eyes peer from the under-
growth.
Beneath a twisted oak sits an old woman. She
may ask for something;
give it to her. She
will point the way to the castle.
Inside it are three princesses.
Do not trust the youngest. Walk on.
In the clearing beyond the castle the twelve
months sit about a fire,
warming their feet, exchanging tales.
They may do favors for you, if you are polite.
You may pick strawberries in December's frost.
Trust the wolves, but do not tell them where
you are going.
The river can be crossed by the ferry. The ferry-
man will take you.
(The answer to his question is this:
If he hands the oar to his passenger, he will be free to
leave the boat.
Only tell him this from a safe distance.)
If an eagle gives you a feather, keep it safe.
Remember: that giants sleep too soundly; that
witches are often betrayed by their appetites;
dragons have one soft spot, somewhere, always;
hearts can be well-hidden,
and you betray them with your tongue.
Do not be jealous of your sister.
Know that diamonds and roses
are as uncomfortable when they tumble from
one's lips as toads and frogs:
colder, too, and sharper, and they cut.
Remember your name.
Do not lose hope what you seek will be found.
Trust ghosts. Trust those that you have helped
to help you in their turn.
Trust dreams.
Trust your heart, and trust your story.
When you come back, return the way you came.
Favors will be returned, debts will be repaid.
Do not forget your manners.
Do not look back.
Ride the wise eagle (you shall not fall).
Ride the silver fish (you will not drown).
Ride the grey wolf (hold tightly to his fur).
There is a worm at the heart of the tower; that is
why it will not stand.
When you reach the little house, the place your
journey started,
you will recognize it, although it will seem
much smaller than you remember.
Walk up the path, and through the garden gate
you never saw before but once.
And then go home. Or make a home.
And rest.
I love poetry but I love love love heels. When I was younger I justified not wearing them because I'm definitely tall enough not to need them and wearing them makes me so tall that I really stand out (especially with my mostly 5'2'' and shorter girlfriends) - but as I've grown more comfortable with myself, I've realized I like feeling tall and standing out. I occasionally get comments from both shorter men and women about it, but I'm comfortable with myself so I don't care what they think.
I'd never spend hundreds of dollars on them though because of how quickly they scuff. Well actually, I'm not spending anything on heels right now because I destroyed part of my foot. :/
Also why do you girls always follow cooking instructions. In my massively important opinion, most cook books are written by massive dicks, and they only give away basic shit, which is obvious, but some of the stuff out there is just so wrong.
Also why do you girls always follow cooking instructions. In my massively important opinion, most cook books are written by massive dicks, and they only give away basic shit, which is obvious, but some of the stuff out there is just so wrong.
Alton Brown~
I love Good Eats cause I'm a science geek.
Ladies that I like in games... hm...
And the women of Uncharted.
Yep, love them. Chloe vs Elena?
As a man, why do girls love poems?
They do though, and it's really weird.
GLaDOS
Personally, I really like Elena. Badass reporter, can use a gun, (most likely) dumped Drake cause he couldn't stop his adventuring.
Chloe is awesome, though. They're both amazing.
Because Naughty Dog handled them so well...really looking forward to Ellie. She was my avatar before RPJ.
I wish I liked the Uncharted games :<
Too much movie not enough game
WAT? I'd understand if you said MGS but Uncharted? Cutscenes are between 3 to 8 minutes, most are just a few minutes long, though.
If you talk to Billie about her gaming preferences you're probably gonna end up disliking her, just saying.
The "gameplay" is still movie stuff.
Holding Up and mashing X to "platform" isn't gameplay :/
Oh come on, that's not the majority of the game. And I don't know why people wlould want it to be, its a shooter. There are tons of genres that have it far worse, like side scrollers or most platformers, you press forward and move right stick to shoot/press X to jump over pits.
I dont. Rap is cool as is kinda the same though.As a man, why do girls love poems?
They do though, and it's really weird.
im turrible at coocking, books make it less lethal. and heels are SO cool but so painful.Also why do you girls always follow cooking instructions. In my massively important opinion, most cook books are written by massive dicks, and they only give away basic shit, which is obvious, but some of the stuff out there is just so wrong.
High heels also look seriously uncomfortable.
i like the purple psychobitches on fighting games, like Tira and Juri and stuff. And Commander Shepard.girls, is there any female videogame character that you are a huge fan of? like, your Nr. 1, favorite female character in a game?
Oh come on, that's not the majority of the game. And I don't know why people wlould want it to be, its a shooter. There are tons of genres that have it far worse, like side scrollers or most platformers, you press forward and move right stick to shoot/press X to jump over pits.
Someone disagrees with Billiechu so they're awesome
Hahaha, Inanna is getting cooler by the second!
Hey hey, lets not go down this road :<.
Heh, sorry was over-simplifying like Billie. I know you can do other stuff like, uh, collect useless junk.
There's tons of gameplay in Uncharted. Just an example, you can play the majority of UC2 sneaking around and stealth killing or you can mix it up and melee people, go rambo and stealth kill all in one playthrough. I'd agree if someone said there wasn't enough gameplay in MGS4, but still I loved what little there was. That was my major complaint with that game, that and the awful story.
lol inanna is on fire.
I..I'm just gonna hold my tongue .
Don't get me wrong I love platformers and sidescrollers even though they can be pretty simplistic! Puzzle games and RPG's can get very complicated depending on the game. Not every game needs to be complicated to be enjoyable, though. Shooters are somewhere in the middle not extremely complicated but not over simplistic either and I think Uncharted is a typical shooter in that regard. I think its a good thing to like a bit of everything. Well, I do anyway.
Happy birthday Ashes!! :O What age?
Happy Birthday!
Jade from Beyond good and evil and Alyx from Half Life. We need more of these girls and less of Bayonetta types!
Oh and happy birthday, Ashes.
Ashes...as someone who has seen a few people drunk post and then get banned...stop posting!
How the hell have I not heard of this book?
Ashes, you're turning into one of those guys who thinks girlgaf and girl-age are synonymous.
How the hell have I not heard of this book?
As a man, why do girls love poems?
They do though, and it's really weird.
A four stanza poem in which the first stanza has four lines and the last three stanzas have three lines each, with the first line of each repeating the respective line of the first stanza. The sequence of lines, then, is abcd, b – -, c – -, d – -.
Examples; http://writingsbystone.wordpress.com/trimerics/
lol inanna is on fire.
if you mean like a crashing plane then yes
I laughed out loud here XD
but girls, are you seriously arguing? no need for it. I am sure there is pretty good stuff in all the games mentioned so far. It's just a matter of taste.
Lighten up dude, we're just teasing each other.
These days I just fire up Halo: Reach once in a blue moon then wonder why I'm playing it. I'm not really into gaming like I used to be.
I don't know man. As an outsider looking in, that platformers comment crossed some lines. You can't just take that kind of talk back.
Except I'm not gonna take it back.