PhoncipleBone
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lunarworks said:Ask for the manager, hand it directly to him, and tell him you're e-mailing Steve Jobs to let him know. It's like invoking the name of Sauron. The manager will be scared shitless and will seal it in the nearest safe he can find.
Unless you want it leaked, of course... which is kinda understandable.
Then the store manager gets thanked for securing the lost phone. Nah, I am with AirBrian, it would be more fun to track down Jobs personally.
But giving it to the store manager then telling him you emailed Jobs wouldn't be invoking the name of Sauron. It would play like this:
Manager: What? The Emperor is coming here?
You: That is correct. And he is most displeased with your lack of progress.
Manager: Then we shall double our efforts.
You: I hope so for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
(march out of the store playing the imperial march on your speaker shirt from thinkgeek.)