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[The Pleasure]

Every time I hear about all these Onlyfan girls getting paid for posting their pictures I have to wonder. What happened to the SUPERIOR Japanese version where you go to the hostess clubs and interact with the hostess? If you're gonna Simp, you gotta be the Bancho of Simps. Why Simp online when you can Simp in person and at least have someone pretend to like you to your face?

 

[Fbh]

Because internet horny dudes are the same as internet tough guys.

Take away the internet barrier and they'll just be sitting there in silence next to the hostess like:

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Hostess isn't for sex though. It's for the simulation of being a chad for a night, popping bottles and being surrounded by bitches. You just don't fuck them or see them naked. Meanwhile Onlyfans you're paying for pics to bust over a basic Becky without getting any social interaction.

 

[Sub_Level]

OnlyFans: Average about 2,000 yen for a month of feed posts and a couple PPVs

Hostess Club: never been but i figure its 2,000 yen just to walk in the door lol

 

[ManaByte]

 

[badblue]

What happened to the SUPERIOR Japanese version where you go to the hostess clubs and interact with the hostess?

That cost money you know.

 

[nush]

Hostess clubs are awesome, well what I experienced in the KTV version of them in China. Everyone's got a girl, so all chill and I've never seen a fight in one. Hostess sections in the Yakuza games are accurate. Japan should export them more around the world and replace sleezy strip bars.

 

[nush]

You just don't fuck them or see them naked.

 

[Porcile]

Those places run on money, so all the time you have it you'll be a king, but as soon as the cash runs out you'll be thrown out on your arse without a second thought.

 

[nush]

Those places run on money, so all the time you have it you'll be a king, but as soon as the cash runs out you'll be thrown out on your arse without a second thought.

So like most businesses then, you're not going to be allowed to sit in a restaurant taking up a table for hours if you're not ordering.

 

[Porcile]

So like most businesses then, you're not going to be allowed to sit in a restaurant taking up a table for hours if you're not ordering.

Tell that to every dude with an MacBook sitting in Starbucks right now.

 

[ManaByte]

Tell that to every dude with an MacBook sitting in Starbucks right now.

Starbucks isn't a business, it's a cult.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Hostess clubs should be a thing in the states.

 

[Tschumi]

Walked by a hostess club the other day, one of the women locked eyes with me while she was talking to some enquiring business men... she looked frantic as fuck lol

It comes off as very hentai old man here (hentai means 'perverted'), the girls just look like school students wearing slightly more slutty outfits, considering how many hentai old salarymen have wives it's all pretty pathetic

 

[nush]

It comes off as very hentai old man here (hentai means 'perverted'), the girls just look like school students wearing slightly more slutty outfits, considering how many hentai old salarymen have wives it's all pretty pathetic

That's why you book the Platinums.

 

[Tschumi]

That's why you book the Platinums.

 

[The Pleasure]

That's why you book the Platinums.

Damn. All the yamates bruh.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[GymWolf]

Every time I hear about all these Onlyfan girls getting paid for posting their pictures I have to wonder. What happened to the SUPERIOR Japanese version where you go to the hostess clubs and interact with the hostess? If you're gonna Simp, you gotta be the Bancho of Simps. Why Simp online when you can Simp in person and at least have someone pretend to like you to your face?

Because you can wank behind a monitor but you can't wank in a hostess bar surrounded by women?!

 

[Armorian]

So how it looks actually?

 

[Porcile]

So how it looks actually?

Such are the gaijin powers of our boi nush that he has successfully broken the system and can procreate with any Asian lady of his choice. You might even call him an expert.

 

[nush]

Such are the gaijin powers of our boi nush that he has successfully broken the system and can procreate with any Asian lady of his choice. You might even call him an expert.

As my boss at the time said to me "Damn, you've turned choosing a hostess into an actual science!". Although the setup is pay to win like using a Game Genie the underlying physics and AI remain the same and can be subverted to gain access to out of bounds areas on the map.

 

[Porcile]

As my boss at the time said to me "Damn, you've turned choosing a hostess into an actual science!". Although the setup is pay to win like using a Game Genie the underlying physics and AI remain the same and can be subverted to gain access to out of bounds areas on the map.

Then they asked for a bit of attention in return you simply replied "Sorry, love. I have things to post on NeoGAF."

 

[nush]

Then they asked for a bit of attention in return you simply replied "Sorry, love. I have things to post on NeoGAF."

You joke but back in the day before smartphones there would sometimes be an internet connected PC in the room that customers could use. I remember one time I was posting on a forum while in a club "Hey I'm here with a hostess, AMA". Except people didn't believe us because "Posts pics or GTFO". I remember that girl she was called Coco, and was long in the tooth with the whole hostess thing, very dry sense of humor. We spent most of that evening taking the piss out of everyone there because we could speak English so they didn't know what we were talking about. Good times.

 

[BigBooper]

What about those places where they soap you up for a nice bath?

 

[Porcile]

What about those places where they soap you up for a nice bath?

Ask nush. No doubt every time he went to a soapland THEY PAID HIM for the privilege to lather him up and grind on his gaijin chubber.

 

[Nobody_Important]

One requires me to wear pants and leave the house and the other one doesn't.


Now which one is the better option again?

 

[Sakura]

I think I went to one once. I had a few beers and it cost me 300 dollars.

 

[The Pleasure]

Ask nush. No doubt every time he went to a soapland THEY PAID HIM for the privilege to lather him up and grind on his gaijin chubber.

The Mandate of Heaven truly favors NUSH as he gives them bitches THE NUSH.

 

[a multicultural team of v]

What about those places where they soap you up for a nice bath?

I thought most of these don't even let foreigners in.

 

[The Pleasure]

One requires me to wear pants and leave the house and the other one doesn't.


Now which one is the better option again?

The one where you interact with the world and act like a human being.

 

[Kimahri]

One requires me to wear pants and leave the house and the other one doesn't.


Now which one is the better option again?

Dude, incels are a warning sign, not an ideal.

 

[nush]

Ask nush. No doubt every time he went to a soapland THEY PAID HIM for the privilege to lather him up and grind on his gaijin chubber.

Splands or bathhouses, yes even better. You might not want to believe my stories but they are true, but also I understand I can't prove it. Yes, they have given it to me for free, but not when they were at work. Gotta take that play offsite.

 

[Nobody_Important]

The one where you interact with the world and act like a human being.

(Currently at home with Covid. Haven't left home in a week)

 

[The Pleasure]

One requires me to wear pants and leave the house and the other one doesn't.


Now which one is the better option again?

 

[nush]

(Currently at home with Covid. Haven't left home in a week)

Stay safe bro.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Hostess clubs are a relic of the past pondering to old salarymen looking for GFE. What’s the fucking point if you are even remotely attractive? Just bang some chick on Tinder.

 

[nush]

Hostess clubs are a relic of the past pondering to old salarymen looking for GFE. What’s the fucking point if you are even remotely attractive? Just bang some chick on Tinder.

Quality, time, effort, cost and the 80/20 split. If "just hit up a chick on Tinder" was that reliable the entire sex industry would collapse overnight.

 

[Porcile]

Soaplands or bathhouses, yes even better. I've been as they have those In China too. You might not want to believe my stories but they are true, but also I understand I can't prove it. Yes, they have given it to me for free, but not when they were at work. Gotta take that play offsite.

Oh... China. Well, now I am disappointed.

 

[navii]

I went to a hostess bar in Osaka once, I was treated to it by an older friend of a girl friend, and the 3 of us went together. Seemed like a classy joint. The hostess would change the ashtray to a new one every time I had a smoke. I didn't want to smoke to much so they don't waste ashtrays. I also got a box of sushi as a parting gift. I didn't eat it. Overall uneventful, but I just wanted to experience it. Maid cafes are more awkward for some reason.

Oh I just remembered, my girl friend said she would to go these clubs with her dad haha.

Regarding OF vs Hostess bars. At least at the bar you get to experience talking to a real woman, even if they are somewhat pretending.

 

[LordPezix]

Every time I hear about all these Onlyfan girls getting paid for posting their pictures I have to wonder. What happened to the SUPERIOR Japanese version where you go to the hostess clubs and interact with the hostess? If you're gonna Simp, you gotta be the Bancho of Simps. Why Simp online when you can Simp in person and at least have someone pretend to like you to your face?

Superior? Far from it my guy.

Go to Portland Oregon and check out places like Devils Point or Casa Diablo or one of the many other badass strip clubs they have. For $5 you can get yourself a fucking PBR and watch some naked tatted chick dressed as Darth Vader dance on a pole to Slayers Reign in Blood (true story).

Hostess clubs in Japan are weak. You would be better off getting your moneys worth just getting a soapy.

 

[nush]

For $5 you can get yourself a fucking PBR and watch some naked tatted chick dressed as Darth Vader dance on a pole to Slayers Reign in Blood (true story).

 

[The Pleasure]

For $5 you can get yourself a fucking PBR and watch some naked tatted chick dressed as Darth Vader dance on a pole to Slayers Reign in Blood (true story).

I don't wanna spend money having a girl gyrating infront of me saying nooooooooo

 

[nush]

I don't wanna spend money having a girl gyrating infront of me saying nooooooooo

It could be worse. "I am your father".

 

[KiNeMz]

That's why you book the Platinums.

This was the best mini game ever.

 

[MrA]

That's why you book the Platinums.

0/10 needs this

and you damn well know I'm right

 

[LordPezix]

I don't wanna spend money having a girl gyrating infront of me saying nooooooooo

But have you felt the grip power on that robotic hand? It might make you think twice.

 

[The Pleasure]

When you get to those hostess clubs and all you see is dat WAP that Shapiro says is a medical condition. You got the true tv mandate of heaven.