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Going to a 3 day BDSM/Fetish/Orgy convention this weekend
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oreomunsta
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OP be dabbling in some kinky stuff right about now
Part of me kind of wants to go to something like this when I'm older if I'm still not in a (non-open I guess) relationship/marriage by that time, and if I live somewhere else (I have a fear of running into someone I know here at BDSM events so I don't go). They seem kind of ridiculous and fun.
A Link to the Past
Banned
I agree, it is disgusting that people are so offended by people performing consensual acts together.
At least OP's mocking of the event is accompanied by flat-out hatred of it now lol
I for one embrace the giant campground of sex.
Sweat drips down my brow as my car quietly hums towards the entrance. I show the gentleman my parking slip from last night, and I'm waved though. I sigh of relief sweeps over my body, knowing I haven't been banned from the festival. A wry smile creeps across my face as I exit the car, heading once more into the fray.
The camp grounds look much the same as yesterday, its inhabitants perhaps slightly grimier than the day prior due to limited access to showering. I grimace at the thought of others exchanging bodily fluids with another, and not having access to a shower afterwards. Nearby the sex-o-rama, I spy a woman hoisted up in mid air, hoisted by multiple ropes so she is almost horizontal and facing down. A black bag had been drawn over her face, with her hands tied behind her back. Her partner whips her from behind, with a muffled yelp barely audible through her hood.
Somewhat disdained at yesterday's lack of any action, I peruse the daily schedule to see what workshops were going on that I might draw some success from. "A Fistful of Fun" is the title that catches my eye. It warns "Fair warning, there will be orgasms, and maybe even some tears". I figure I could at least see what it's all about, as I make my way to the entrance. Inside I see mostly couples, but some of the couples having an extra girl in a mix. Another man sits idly in the back, nervously glancing around while waiting for the class to start.
The class begins with an instructor giving her spiel about the advantages of fisting vs. fingering, lecturing no more than several minutes on the subject. She then points out the variety of tables laid out on the sides of the room, inviting participants to put some sanitary paper cover on the table, and have the female lay down. Most tables were taken, with several people still in the crowd. To my utter disbelief (later to be known to be my disdain, as this tale will tell), a girl from one of the 1 guy 2 girl group catches my eye. Her friends had already taken a table, and upon our eyes locking, she starts coming up towards me.
She briefly introduces who she is, and point blank asks me if we can take one of the tables together. I stammer out a positive response, by words barely audible over my rapidly beating heart. She takes me by my hand, and leads me to a table. Meanwhile the teacher has been going from table to table, showing different techniques, with her instructions echoing out of the speakers from the corners of the room. I look back from the teacher towards my new partner, and see that she is already undressed and sitting on the table, legs spread wide.
I hesitantly start massaging her legs, while moving my fingers closer to her half-shaven opening. As my middle finger enters her, she starts to tremble and quietly moan. My finger goes deeper, covered in a warm, viscous liquid. Admittingly, this was my first penetration of any kind I've experienced, so I was rapidly looking at other tables to see what they were doing.
Now, I believe it is human nature that when one scratches his genitals or other nether region, some times one chooses to sniff to see what it smells like. The curiosity of what this girl's sex smelled like became burdened upon my mind, and my curiosity had to be sated. Slowly I took my fingers out, and lifted my hands to my nose. Immediately the smell hit me, and I staggered back. It was the most vile smell to have ever graced my nostrils, as if I was standing at the center of a waste facility of a giant city. Gagging and choking back tears, I stumble my way outside of the room, almost shoving another man out of my way as I passed through the door.
A gratuitous amount of soap was used in the bathroom to clean my hands from this scum. Further cautionary sniffs of the fingers provided a pleasant soapy smell, freedom at last. I exit the bathroom, pondering my next moves for the evening and night.
The camp grounds look much the same as yesterday, its inhabitants perhaps slightly grimier than the day prior due to limited access to showering. I grimace at the thought of others exchanging bodily fluids with another, and not having access to a shower afterwards. Nearby the sex-o-rama, I spy a woman hoisted up in mid air, hoisted by multiple ropes so she is almost horizontal and facing down. A black bag had been drawn over her face, with her hands tied behind her back. Her partner whips her from behind, with a muffled yelp barely audible through her hood.
Somewhat disdained at yesterday's lack of any action, I peruse the daily schedule to see what workshops were going on that I might draw some success from. "A Fistful of Fun" is the title that catches my eye. It warns "Fair warning, there will be orgasms, and maybe even some tears". I figure I could at least see what it's all about, as I make my way to the entrance. Inside I see mostly couples, but some of the couples having an extra girl in a mix. Another man sits idly in the back, nervously glancing around while waiting for the class to start.
The class begins with an instructor giving her spiel about the advantages of fisting vs. fingering, lecturing no more than several minutes on the subject. She then points out the variety of tables laid out on the sides of the room, inviting participants to put some sanitary paper cover on the table, and have the female lay down. Most tables were taken, with several people still in the crowd. To my utter disbelief (later to be known to be my disdain, as this tale will tell), a girl from one of the 1 guy 2 girl group catches my eye. Her friends had already taken a table, and upon our eyes locking, she starts coming up towards me.
She briefly introduces who she is, and point blank asks me if we can take one of the tables together. I stammer out a positive response, by words barely audible over my rapidly beating heart. She takes me by my hand, and leads me to a table. Meanwhile the teacher has been going from table to table, showing different techniques, with her instructions echoing out of the speakers from the corners of the room. I look back from the teacher towards my new partner, and see that she is already undressed and sitting on the table, legs spread wide.
I hesitantly start massaging her legs, while moving my fingers closer to her half-shaven opening. As my middle finger enters her, she starts to tremble and quietly moan. My finger goes deeper, covered in a warm, viscous liquid. Admittingly, this was my first penetration of any kind I've experienced, so I was rapidly looking at other tables to see what they were doing.
Now, I believe it is human nature that when one scratches his genitals or other nether region, some times one chooses to sniff to see what it smells like. The curiosity of what this girl's sex smelled like became burdened upon my mind, and my curiosity had to be sated. Slowly I took my fingers out, and lifted my hands to my nose. Immediately the smell hit me, and I staggered back. It was the most vile smell to have ever graced my nostrils, as if I was standing at the center of a waste facility of a giant city. Gagging and choking back tears, I stumble my way outside of the room, almost shoving another man out of my way as I passed through the door.
A gratuitous amount of soap was used in the bathroom to clean my hands from this scum. Further cautionary sniffs of the fingers provided a pleasant soapy smell, freedom at last. I exit the bathroom, pondering my next moves for the evening and night.
A Link to the Past
Banned
Uh
OP
Your last post is written as if by someone who was making fun of you
Like what the fuck lol
I was straight up expecting it to end with your mom getting scared and sending you to live with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air
OP
Your last post is written as if by someone who was making fun of you
Like what the fuck lol
I was straight up expecting it to end with your mom getting scared and sending you to live with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air
Forerunner
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Flying Toaster
Member
This...is... Um... I have a DND game to host and I would rather read this.
hang on what
Moff
Member
Frozenprince
Banned
Sweet Summer children, the things I could show you.
People like to bone, this is not new nor revolutionary nor disgusting
A Link to the Past
Banned
Honestly, I'm stuck between OP trolling and OP making shit up because they couldn't work up the nerve to keep going with it
Flying Toaster
Member
No. It is poorly writte fan fiction but I have a special place in my heart for that.
A Link to the Past
Banned
No thanks, I'm good.
Frozenprince
Banned
Little column a little column B
Claude Kenni
Member
facetheslayer92
Member
OP, what the fuck did I just read?
DizzyCaffeine
Member
Some random woman that you've never spoken to before locked eyes with you and then proceeded to let you finger her? Did she even ask you to wash your hands first?
Alright, this is bullshit, I'm out.
Alright, this is bullshit, I'm out.
Frozenprince
Banned
I mean let's be real this was always the most likely outcome of this thread.
Inferno313
Banned
OP is writing fanfiction of... himself?
It's the only explanation.
It's the only explanation.
RumbleHumble
Banned
And with that last post, everything makes sense. Good luck with life, OP, it's been real.
I don't believe any of this is real but:
Why would you make this your first sexual experience?
MsKrisp
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CarpeDeezNutz
Member
First time penetration at an event like that? I didn't too bad when I was single and still I would not be that brave to go to something like that.
Buulllllssshhhhhiiittt.
Buulllllssshhhhhiiittt.
Gabriel_Logan
Member
legendary troll.
OP's erotic fictional short story.
After reading all of that this is what I believe.
100%TrophyMaster
Member
At this point it seems logical that the next update will have zombies attacking the camp and participating in workshops
butzopower
proud of his butz
Don't wake ModBot!
CarlisleDavid1979
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