Gokuism - The Church of Goku

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Dear friend, have you accepted Goku as your personal lord and savior? If not, then please listen to my Good News! The Church of Goku can help you increase your power level to Over 9,000 and follow in the sacred footsteps of lord Goku by training with King Kai, hallowed be thy name.

That’s right, there is now a Dragon Ball religion. It is called Gokuism, also known as The Church of Goku.

Gokuism is the belief that the principles of Dragon Ball provide a moral compass for one’s life, and that Goku is an ideal role model and moralistic person. By some definitions, it implies that Goku provides personal, global, and universal salvation, and that his death and resurrections were for our sake.

With so many religions already existing, why create this one based on Dragon Ball?

In today’s blog post you’ll learn where Gokuism came from, what its practitioners believe, and explore some thought provoking questions about this new faith.

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Source: http://thedaoofdragonball.com/blog/spirituality/gokuism-the-church-of-goku/

There's a lot more but I think quoting the entire thing is too much, funny read.
 
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I couldn't get past the 2nd sentence without dying in laughter.

I might need to see about Goku being my lord and savior. All he ever asked of me was a bit of my energy to destroy the bad guys.
 
Gokuism is the belief that the principles of Dragon Ball provide a moral compass for one’s life, and that Goku is an ideal role model and moralistic person. By some definitions, it implies that Goku provides personal, global, and universal salvation, and that his death and resurrections were for our sake.
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Over how many episodes?
 
So are the prayer rituals like screaming loudly trying to channel your ki. Progressively louder until you pop a vein or feint. I'd attend this every sunday morning.
 
Damn, I've been part of Hackwrenchanity for years and didn't know it. Time to join my fellow brothers and sisters and praise her name.

At least until they come with a Rikku religion and then I'm out.
 
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