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[radioheadrule83]

I think I might be turning into a drunk. I went out with work bowling at 1pm, played Dance Euro Mix a lot (badly), and SEGA's Star Wars Racer Arcade... blowed about £40 in the arcades basically. Then I hit the bar... everyone from work left at about 6pm, and I just stuck around. On my own. Eventually the bouncer came over and told me I'd had too much, and instead of going home I just sat by a bunch of younger lads and bought both them and myself drinks by proxy (lucky them). Turns out they were mates with my two younger brothers (neither old enough to drink). I got in a photo booth and took a picture which makes me look as though I'm lying in the morgue. Listened to ipod and drank some more until I was falling asleep. Then I wobbled home.

My brain is back online, but I still can't feel my skin. And I just had the most effortless shit ever.
I hate myself. :lol

Anyone else turning into a total bum?

 

[karasu]

My brain is back online, but I still can't feel my skin. And I just had the most effortless shit ever.

:lol

 

[sefskillz]

wow, thread of the year.

 

[xsarien]

You can remember what happened?

It wasn't nearly good enough.

 

[psycho_snake]

Typical British night out really. gotta love it

 

[radioheadrule83]

You can remember what happened?

It wasn't nearly good enough.

:lol well I can't remember everything. I mean, I can remember various things for different reasons. I know I played Dance Euro Stage and Star Wars because I was still sober. I know I had a picture taken because I still have it. I know I was with a bunch of lads I don't know, because when the bar refused to serve me and tried to send me home, I co-erced strangers into buying my drinks for me. I know I got home cos I'm here and still alive. Other than that? Nothing.

It's half 5pm in the UK now on the day after these events, and yet somehow I still feel like crap. If this is the typical British lager-lout night out, then I don't understand how people remain healthy living like this. Oh and I've clocked up three effortless shits now. Don't let the word "effortless" make you think I've enjoyed any of them. I'm in unfathomable pain and I'm sitting on a cushion.

 

[miyuru]

Yeah, but it's cathartic, good for the soul.

+1 effortless shits (best wishes; I hope it didn't run down your thighs)

 

[8bit]

Go to the chip shop and buy the greasiest thing you can find(with the exception of the assistant).

 

[WasabiKing]

BTW, you Brits have the worst taste in alcohol, ever! I was in NYC in March, and I ran into some Brits in this bar called Tempest. Being the friendly guy I am, Wellington (from this board) and I chat with this group and we start "football" chants and have a good time. Well, they decided that they want to buy me a shot, and out of courtesy, it is buyer's call, unless they allow you to choose. I has some shit with vodka, lager, and apple pucker that was just horrible, but I had to do it for my new friends...

WORST EVER, had to down 2 more Jack and cokes to wash out the taste...

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I had went on a bender last night, which I fear may not be over yet. my poor liver. out of town for work. me and a workmate got real pissed and went to this bar where I think every hot girl in town congregates. Absolutely nothing wrong with the night except that I figured out I have no idea how to hit on chicks at all anymore....... long relationship has made me lazy.