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[spiderman123]

Pineapples belong on a pizza. I am a master 4 star Michelin chef god.

 

[Fat4all]

i will brand pineapple pizza on all your souls

i will end you all

you've made a powerful enemy today

 

[jman2050]

As it should be

 

[MsVirion]

 

[GKSilKamina]

Ramsay is my hero, now and forever.

 

[Zyae]

Ramsay is a hack. Pineapple is the number one pizza topping. Nothing else compares.

Yeah hes a "hack"

His restaurants have been awarded 16 Michelin stars in total. His signature restaurant, Restaurant Gordon Ramsay in Chelsea, London, has held 3 Michelin stars since 2001.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Again Gordon proves to be the bomb.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Yeah hes a "hack"

Imagine how many more stars he would have if had pineapple on his pizzas.

 

[Social]

Yep. I ordered pizza with pineapple once just to try it.

I'll never make that mistake again.

You mean, you will never order something else again! Right?

 

[Christine]

Quick question: Can mods ban themselves?

I'm pretty sure that we cannot. Why?

 

[Quonny]

Imagine how many more stars he would have if had pineapple on his pizzas.

Before or after they get shut down due to lack of business?

 

[demon]

Yeah hes a "hack"

What does a tire company know about food anyway. Probably about as much as this tv celebrity hack.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I'll go to war on this if I have to. Pineapple does go on pizza and I say this as a former pineapple on pizza hater who wasn't shown the way until a nice girl invited me to eat.

I'm childish. I replaced the word "pizza" with the world "pussy" in my head when reading this post.

 

[Jotaka]

If you want pineapple go buy a pineapple pie

 

[XiaNaphryz]

There's only one fruit allowed on pizza.

Figs?

http://theprovencepost.blogspot.com/2015/09/anthony-bourdain-in-marseille.html

Busy making pies, Bourdain remarks on how pizza toppings here--crème fraîche, reblochon, figatelli, lardon, figs, chevre--seem somewhat more high-end than at home.

 

[rpmurphy]

Seeing the #IStandWithPP tag trending on Twitter for me is timely.

 

[Fat4all]

If you want pineapple go buy a pineapple pie

pineapple pizza is a pineapple pie

 

[jph139]

Blows my mind that people get caught up about this. Pineapple on pizza is mundane shit. It's like a turkey club at this point, so average it's boring.

I've had pizza like you'd never believe. Bananas & cheese. Fruit fun. Tuna fish. Durian. Doors have been opened that I never thought possible.

It's bread and cheese, people! The only limit is your imagination! Broaden your minds!

 

[Username1198]

Olives are the real crime, pineapples are just a distraction, a delicious distraction

 

[.JayZii]

If you want pineapple go buy a pineapple pie

Gotcha. Ordering one pineapple pizza pie right away.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Seeing the #IStandWithPP tag trending on Twitter for me is timely.

I agree. Pineapple pizza tastes like urine.

EDIT: Yes, I taste urine.

 

[Carn82]

Gordon speaks the truth.

 

[meppi]

He has no jurisdiction in this matter. He'n not even Italian for heavens sake! And he sure as hell isn't from South America.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Quick question: Can mods ban themselves?

I'm with Christine, pineapple is fine assuming you have other toppings to balance with it.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Debate settled.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I'm with Christine, pineapple is fine assuming you have other toppings to balance with it.

Like a garbage can lid?

 

[xevis]

Pineapple + Pepperoni + Pickled Jalapenos on pizza = dope

Why stop there? Add some anchovies and capers and rosemary for the ultimate middle finger to Decency and Good Taste.

 

[iFirez]

Truly a man of class, unlike the plebs who put pineapple on pizza.

Second comment wins.

 

[ColdPizza]

He's fucking British. He doesn't know shit about pizza.

 

[PJV3]

Eat what you like, you don't need to listen to the stupid fuck about the rights and wrongs of pizza.

 

[Username1198]

Truly a man of class, unlike the plebs who put pineapple on pizza.

Your plebs

 

[RiderKairuu]

I will continue to eat pineapple and whatever the fuck else I want on my pizza.

 

[AlexFlame116]

I'm childish. I replaced the word "pizza" with the world "pussy" in my head when reading this post.

And now I'm rereading my post with that in mind.

Shoot.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

My respect for Gordon Ramsey has gone up.

 

[highrider]

The God himself had to shut that shit down.

.

 

[Rebel Leader]

I'm with Christine, pineapple is fine assuming you have other toppings to Balance with it.

There is no topping that can balance the unfathomable evil of pineapple on pizza

 

[Putyouinmyoven]

So wrong. Salty and sweet guys.

On a related note, today I ate pineapple that was probably a week past it's sell by date. It had started to ferment so it was fizzy and smelt weird. But it tasted so good. I think I need to start making Pineapple beer.

 

[MrBadger]

Let that be the final word on the matter.

 

[JABEE]

Gordon is right

 

[pablito]

QED

 

[rpmurphy]

I agree. Pineapple pizza tastes like urine.

EDIT: Yes, I taste urine.

I'll have to hand it to you, that's quite some dedication to the pineapple pizza hate cause.

 

[NorthAndSouth]

Always knew I never trusted him. Pineapple belongs on pizza!

 

[Dart]

I don't trust a man who likes his scrambled eggs 'runny' & wet.

I'll take pineapple on pizza any day. Delicious 😋

 

[Mighty Chin]

Ham and Pineapple is the best pizza.

 

[oti]

pineapple pizza is a pineapple pie

Is Deep Dish Pineapple Pizza a thing?

 

[FortuneFaded]

Ham and Pineapple is the best pizza.

I find the ham the weakest part. Chicken & Pineapple or Tuna & Pineapple is better.

 

[ibyea]

Ramsey said it, so it is true scientific fact that pineapple on pizza is crap.

 

[Dalek]

I look at people who enjoy pineapple on pizza the same way I look at Furries and people with Anime Avatars.

 

[inky]

Here is Gordon Ramsay failing at pad thai.

Every time I watch this clip I laugh uncontrollably at the face the other chef makes when he tastes Gordon's dish. It's such a delicious mixture of disappointment and disgust.

Anyway, here is Gordon Ramsay failing at paella I mentioned earlier. How can this criminal be allowed opinions after this.

Spoiler

I love Gordon btw.

 

[Fat4all]

chicken, pineapple, bacon