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[Patrick Klepek]

Yeah, that's right, I'm interviewing that crazy motherfucker tomorrow afternoon for a feature I'm working up, and figured you guys would be all over this. Yeah, yeah, I know, it's easy to just blast him -- but try to keep it semi-serious, 'k?

FIRE AWAY!

 

[demi]

Yeah I got one

Why do you suck so much?

lol

 

[TheJollyCorner]

"How old were you when you sold your soul to the devil?"

 

[demi]

Is there plans for a film adaptation of Psychonauts?

 

[Lakitu]

Instead of a question, I got more of a... demand.

Don't ever make movies again.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

How do you choose what video games to adapt to film?

 

[Fuzzy]

"Would you please stop everything and just go away?"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

why didn't your mom abort you?

 

[sangreal]

"How the fuck did you get more movie deals after HotD?"

 

[jett]

How do you convince AAA actor like Ben Kingsley to be in your films

Spoiler

(shitfests)

?

How do you feel about the critics' and the video game fans' opinion of your films

Spoiler

(shitfests)

?

...i guess those are serious enough.

 

[TheJollyCorner]

exXy, you should really try to bait Boll.

He's been known to get pretty arrogant in his interviews and, if you get him on a rant, he is bound to spirt out some hilarious comments.

There is no rational contribution to the world or film industry that your interview could possibly bring... other than this guy making a fool of himself and entertaining the readers. Might as well take advantage of the situation. :lol

 

[golem]

do you hate movies, games or both?

 

[Shogmaster]

"Would you like to be kicked in the nuts?"

 

[Mr_Furious]

"Do you have to work hard to suck or does it just come naturally?"

 

[Lyte Edge]

"What would it take to get you to stop making movies?"

 

[sangreal]

ask if he has been approached to direct Halo

 

[Mupepe]

Seriously, ask him how he still gets big budgets even after the horrible failures of his movies

ask if he has been approached to direct Halo

I don't even want to think about it.

 

[Cold-Steel]

ask if he has been approached to direct Halo

DO NOT EVEN BRING THAT POINT UP.

 

[Ironclad]

"Was he secretly involved with the Doom film?"

 

[TheJollyCorner]

Seriously, ask him how he still gets big budgets even after the horrible failures of his movies

I don't even want to think about it.

that is a good example of a baiting question that will produce hilarious results. I guarantee he will spin it somehow to make it sound like he has some huge underground 'cult' following for his films- or how they really "didn't turn out bad at all, just completely misunderstood."

The guy is a delusional asshat- and dealing with an extreme delusional egomaniac like Boll always results in fun times for all.
How does someone create such a big ego without a single positive work in his collection? That's what I want to know.

 

[Tempy]

"Do you play games?"

...

"Do you watch movies?"

 

[drohne]

"what did videogames ever do to you?"

 

[Keyser Soze]

Is there any game you would like to make a movie on that you can't/not allowed to?

Whats you favorite game based movie that you were not involved in?

and the most important...

Who inspired you to become the director you are today? (ask with serious look on you face)

 

[Kobun Heat]

"What the fuck, man? I mean, what the fucking fuck?"

 

[Cassano]

on a more serious note, could you ask him 'why do you choose to adapt video games so much/what is it about them that makes you do it?' with the follow up 'would you not have more satisfaction doing original work?'

You could also ask him what he thinks of gamers' opinions of him/his movies (bringing up www.uweboll.com etc)

 

[LegendofJoe]

Ask him if he ever intends to take videogame source material seriously and actually make a good film.

Realitically ask him what his favorite videogames are and would he be interesed in making a film based on them (especially Halo or God of War).

 

[demi]

Ask if he would consider putting Nick Frost in one of his films.

 

[flarkminator]

OH DEAR GOD I had no idea he was planning on making these movies

# Far Cry (2006) (announced)
# Fear Effect (2006) (announced)
# Hunter: The Reckoning (2006) (announced)
# Night Claws (2005) (announced)
# Dungeon Siege (2006) (filming)


Holy shit, oh god. This can't be happening. *faints*

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

Ask him how I can get a job making crap movies for lots of money.

 

[Amir0x]

"What the fuck, man? I mean, what the fucking fuck?"

That would sum it up, but then you might just want to rip out his eye after it for effect.




I'd ask him, seriously, something to the effect "there has been some discussion about your shady financial dealings with a investment firm in Germany. How would you respond to these that say you are actually rewarded for making products that are substantively horrible, critical and financial failures? (wikipedia)"

 

[Starfire]

How do you approach the adaptation of a non-linear entertainment medium (games) into a linear medium (ie: film)?

Wich takes a larger priority in the adaptation process: preserving the origional story and charecters, or recreating the overall pacing and presentation of the origional material (ie wich conveys games in a linear medium best intellectual content or visuals and presentation.)

 

[sangreal]

Wich takes a larger priority in the adaptation process: preserving the origional story and charecters, or recreating the overall pacing and presentation of the origional material (ie wich conveys games in a linear medium best intellectual content or visuals and presentation.)

:lol :lol

We're talking about Uwe Boll here, come on now...

 

[Chrono]

 

[Gregory]

Bah.
Stop bashing Boll. He`s fucking awesome.

Ask him why he`s just making video game adaptions at the moment and for the near future. Is it a personal interest? And what`s the favourite film of his.

 

[echoshifting]

I can't think of any questions worth asking that wouldn't be redundant of the questions that have already been brought up.

edit: ...I am of course excluding the post directly above mine from this equation.

 

[demi]

Ask what he thought of Shaun of the Dead.

Or Spaced.


Or rather, don't, as he isn't worthy of viewing two pieces of perfection.

 

[Starfire]

:lol :lol

We're talking about Uwe Boll here, come on now...

Haha, yeah, I was reaching a bit :lol

 

[echoshifting]

Hmmm, Shaun of the Dead. Now that is a good movie.

This thread should be about Shaun of the Dead from now on. All of the Uwe Boll questions worth asking have been asked.

 

[Amir0x]

Bah.
Stop bashing Boll. He`s fucking awesome.

Ask him why he`s just making video game adaptions at the moment and for the near future. Is it a personal interest? And what`s the favourite film of his.

:lol

 

[D-X]

"Why aren't you working on House of the Dead 2?"

 

[Mupepe]

Bah.
Stop bashing Boll. He`s fucking awesome.

Ask him why he`s just making video game adaptions at the moment and for the near future. Is it a personal interest? And what`s the favourite film of his.

:lol :lol :lol :lol ..........








...serious??

 

[The Shadow]

Ask him if he's good friends with or possibly related to Derek Smart.

 

[Zeo]

Only one question needs to be asked.

"Why!?"

 

[eLGee]

"Why don't you just fuck off and die, you miserable piece of shit?"

edit: Oh, and make sure you post your interview here after it's done.

 

[Shadow Moses]

Here's a serious question

"What do you have to say about the abysmal reviews for all your recent movies? and how do you plan on avoiding such in the future? " Try to print out a couple of pages from rottentomatoes.



I'm waiting for a darn reply!

 

[Gek54]

Suggest that his films need more T&A.

 

[Ferrio]

"What kind of exposure to a game do you give yourself before making a movie adapted version of it?"

 

[Rlan]

"How do you sleep at night?"

...


...

Spoiler

"On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies".

 

[ManDudeChild]

Ask him how I can get a job making crap movies for lots of money.

Answer: Film in Germany

 

[G-Fex]

Are you actually proud and believe you did a great job on your movies?