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[Majmun]

Beyonce: Miss Millenium

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[Instigator]

There are over 86 years left in this century.

And the Jay Z association gives her a few negative points.

 

[Bleepey]

I am not entirely convinced that she was the hottest woman in the original Destiny's child lineup but she's fine as fuck.

 

[Technosteve]

where's the stretch marks?

 

[Majmun]

There are over 86 years left in this century.

The 100 Hottest Women of the 21st Century

Yes, there are still 987 more years in this particular millennium. But we've already made up our minds. We're saying right now: This is one of the top three hottest millennia ever. And we've already decided who the all-stars are. Yes, we're talking about Beyoncé, but we're not just talking about Beyoncé. We're talking the century of Mila Kunis, the historically significant period of the Ladies of Friday Night Lights, the era when Marisa Tomei showed us how hot 44 was and Megan Fox showed us how hot talking-robot alien cars were. Just think, in the 1900s we didn't even know what a sext was (thanks, Scarlett!), we'd never heard of Kate Upton or the Dougie, or the beautiful music they could make together. So, sure, it's still early, but it's not too early to obsessively catalogue GQ's hottest women of the 2000s.

 

[Bomber Bob]

man so build for child bearing yet no child bearing

 

[Dude Abides]

I'm glad magazines such as GQ exist to tell me who is hottest. Otherwise I'd never know.

 

[JohnDoe]

She's fine as hell, good for her I guess.

 

[Regulus Tera]

This seems like quite a thing to announce when not even 13% of the XXI century has finished yet.

 

[Instigator]

What are the odds that same 6 "hottest women" of the century/millenium all lived in the same country around the same time.

 

[legacyzero]

hard to argue, but certainly not MY number 1.

 

[jambo]

Why the fuck did they mention how many more years there were in this millennium when the article is about centuries?...


Also there are 988 years left in this millennium

>_>

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Without belittling or suggesting that she isn't very attractive, I strongly disagree with this assessment.

 

[Weenerz]

LOL

 

[TheSeks]

Dat underboob and sticking out her ass. GQ certainly knows their demographics, I guess.

 

[Phonomezer]

What an achievement.

I'm sure Pepsi investing millions of dollars into her and the Superbowl have absolutely nothing to do with the outcome of this editorial.

Just pure coincidence that she should come out of doing nothing for over a year to suddenly appear on the front page of a magazine aimed at males within a month of the event.

 

[Oveja Negra]

She is really hot, but hottest? I don't think so.

In my book, nobody can top Monica Bellucci, ever!

 

[fierrotlepou]

Disgusting. So many

Spoiler

unborn

beautiful women on this planet and they give it to her as if she has reached the peak of beauty.

 

[Htown]

She's pretty hot you guys.

 

[Mechazawa]

Disgusting. So many

Spoiler

unborn

beautiful women on this planet and they give it to her as if she has reached the peak of beauty.

Seriously, can these people even begin to fathom how beautiful photoshop will make people look in the coming century?

GQ, you're so dumb.

 

[plainr_]

The body of a goddess.

 

[Sapiens]

Oh, lord.

 

[pubba]

Kate Upton is a man faced tit stand.

On the other hand, I would gladly drink Beyonce's bath water.

 

[favouriteflavour]

Man the US versions of Esquire and GQ suck.

 

[Colonel Nasty]

where's the stretch marks?

You would have had to have had a baby to have stretch marks.

 

[Dead Man]

There are over 86 years left in this century.

And the Jay Z association gives her a few negative points.

Nailed it.

 

[mr. puppy]

gorgeous and incredibly talented. definitely down with this.

 

[shira]

http://www.diet-blog.com/07/female_body_shape_in_the_20th_century.php

Early 1900s

Camille Clifford
Actress – the quintessential “Gibson girl”.

1920s

Louise Brooks
Dancer, showgirl, and actress.
BMI: 19.9

1930s

Lisa Fonssagrives
Fashion model, dancer. Referred to as the first supermodel. This picture is from Vogue 1939.

Also: Greta Garbo

1940s

Betty Grable
The pin-up girl of the 1940s: “The girl with the Million Dollar Legs”

1950s

Marilyn Monroe
Actress, model.
BMI: 20

Also: Brigitte Bardot, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly

1960s

Twiggy
Model.

Twiggy’s BMI: 15.
BMI of US women (aged 20-74): 24.9

Actresses of the time were in stark contrast to Twiggy:
Jane Fonda (the movie Barbarella, 1968)
Sophia Loren (the “perfect” hourglass – 38C-24-38)
Catherine Deneuve (measurements 33½-24-35)
Ann-Margret
Ursula Andress

1970s

Farrah Fawcett
Actress

BMI of US women (aged 20-74): 25.3

Also: Jacqueline Bisset, Bo Derek, Brooke Shields.

1980s

Cindy Crawford
Model – the late 1980s marked the beginning of the age of the supermodel.

Cindy’s BMI: 19
BMI of US women (aged 20-74): 26.6

Also: Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, Madonna

1990s

Kate Moss
Model – marked the beginning of the ‘waif’ look.

Kate’s BMI: 16
BMI of US women (aged 20-74): 28.1

She ain't got nothing on Cam Clifford

 

[modulaire]

She's fine, but I doubt people living in Europe or Asia will agree with the #1 ranking.

 

[Majmun]

What an achievement.

I'm sure Pepsi investing millions of dollars into her and the Superbowl have absolutely nothing to do with the outcome of this editorial.

Just pure coincidence that she should come out of doing nothing for over a year to suddenly appear on the front page of a magazine aimed at males within a month of the event.

Last year we had this:

Care to explain this pick?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Kate Upton is a man faced tit stand.

On the other hand, I would gladly drink Beyonce's bath water.

False dichotomy.

Please see here.

 

[NIGHT-]

No....

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Carter family stay winning

 

[Htown]

And the Jay Z association gives her a few negative points.

Why? Please explain.

She's fine, but I doubt people living in Europe or Asia will agree with the #1 ranking.

Why not?

 

[Bomber Bob]

Why not?

Racism

 

[Phonomezer]

Care to explain this pick?

"Back After Baby" says it all.

The woman relies on PR to keep her head above water. She just isn't interesting in her own right.

Other faves manage to keep their careers on track by doing something productive rather than aping Shakira or having some hilariously tacky, sanctimonious pregnancy announcement at award shows.

...

 

[Cake Boss]

http://www.diet-blog.com/07/female_body_shape_in_the_20th_century.php

She ain't got nothing on Cam Clifford

WHITE PEOPLE.

Pancake butt everywhere in that post.

 

[Majmun]

Click for the video: behind the scenes of the GQ photoshoot

Jay is one lucky man...

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Why not?

Inclusion on lists like this is a direct function of fame, and other countries have a different pool of "local" celebrities to draw from in addition to the mega famous worldwide ones. Aesthetic tastes in China or France are not going to be the same as the continental United States, and will tend to favor local ethnic majorities. Even a bunch of Americans in this thread don't agree with her #1 spot here, so the idea that foreigners are going to disagree with it is completely non-controversial.

 

[modulaire]

Why not?

For the same reason GQ will never crown a Chinese women as the Hottest Women.

 

[The Faceless Master]

I am not entirely convinced that she was the hottest woman in the original Destiny's child lineup but she's fine as fuck.

 

[MikeE21286]

she's pretty damn hot. I don't have any real problems with this.

 

[ComputerMKII]

That's not Nicki Minaj.

 

[I'm an expert]

The only thing she has going for her is she's better lookin than Rihanna..barely. Otherwise, meh 6/10 on a good day.

 

[Evolved1]

What an achievement.

I'm sure Pepsi investing millions of dollars into her and the Superbowl have absolutely nothing to do with the outcome of this editorial.

Just pure coincidence that she should come out of doing nothing for over a year to suddenly appear on the front page of a magazine aimed at males within a month of the event.

this post was awesome...

 

[Majmun]

This is a nice piece when it comes to Bey's looks:

Beyonce's Multi-Ethnic Heritage Reflects The History Of America

Definitely nailed it. Bey being mixed definitely helps her universal appeal when it comes to beauty.

And Phonomezer is definitely mad. Stanning for The Hag and seeing all the young, fresh and hot female artists winning these awards must be painful!!!

 

[giga]

I can dig it.

 

[Blastoise]

Fuck off that she looks like that.

 

[Kinyou]

What an achievement.

I'm sure Pepsi investing millions of dollars into her and the Superbowl have absolutely nothing to do with the outcome of this editorial.

Just pure coincidence that she should come out of doing nothing for over a year to suddenly appear on the front page of a magazine aimed at males within a month of the event.

Son of a....

Way to ruin the magic

 

[Angelus Errare]

This is a nice piece when it comes to Bey's looks:

Beyonce's Multi-Ethnic Heritage Reflects The History Of America

Definitely nailed it. Bey being mixed definitely helps her universal appeal when it comes to beauty.

And Phonomezer is definitely mad. Stanning for The Hag and seeing all the young, fresh and hot female artists winning these awards must be painful!!!

Beyoncé Knowles epitomises the American racial melting pot. Many are unsure whether she is black, white or of so-called mixed race. Questions about her heritage and nationality are played out online, where there are thousands of monthly searches about her ethnicity.

156

The number of people worldwide who Google
the phrase, “Is Beyoncé white?” each month.

Wait there are people who actually think Beyonce is plain jane "white" lmao damn I'd love to meet these people. That site's entire side panel reads as a "are black people really black" piece or something. The whole page is kind of hilarious within itself.