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[Punished Miku]

Group of Monkeys Kill Over 250 Dogs for 'Revenge' in Indian Town (msn.com)

"A group of monkeys in a small town in India took "revenge" on the local dog population this month by throwing them off of the top of tall buildings and trees. It is reported that the monkeys have killed about 250 pups in the process and are now targeting villagers.

The monkeys, located in Majalgaon, India started the rampage after some of the dogs allegedly killed an infant monkey. News18 reported that when the monkeys see a dog approach, they catch them and throw them from a significant height to the ground.

In the neighboring village of Lavool the monkeys have fully eradicated all of the dogs"

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

monkeys are such assholes

 

[Ballthyrm]

 

[PuppetMaster]

 

[ManaByte]

It is reported that the monkeys have killed about 250 pups in the process and are now targeting villagers.

 

[Mossybrew]

You don't fuck with the monke. It is known.

 

[Punished Miku]

They way they're doing it too, just brutal. Really shows how pre-meditated it is. Just going to pick you up, carry you up a tall tree and then just let you drop. Brutal man.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Group of Monkeys Kill Over 250 Dogs for 'Revenge' in Indian Town (msn.com)

"A group of monkeys in a small town in India took "revenge" on the local dog population this month by throwing them off of the top of tall buildings and trees. It is reported that the monkeys have killed about 250 pups in the process and are now targeting villagers.

The monkeys, located in Majalgaon, India started the rampage after some of the dogs allegedly killed an infant monkey. News18 reported that when the monkeys see a dog approach, they catch them and throw them from a significant height to the ground.

In the neighboring village of Lavool the monkeys have fully eradicated all of the dogs"

I don't want to be that guy, but

Nothing screams third world like a PSA about needing to lock your doors so the horde of bloodthirsty monkeys don't toss your infant off of a building.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I don't want to be that guy, but

Nothing screams third world like a PSA about needing to lock your doors so the horde of bloodthirsty monkeys don't toss your infant off of a building.

I agree.

I'll get the occasional raccoon or skunk on the front lawn or backyard, but thats it. Biggest thread was a skunk maybe 15 ft away from me and I was on my out to go somewhere. Wasnt sure how the skunk would react. I just walked by and got into my car and it didnt give one shit I was there.

 

[captainraincoat]

That’s how wedgetail eagles kill their prey….they pick up goats/Roos and take them for a ride into the clouds and weeeeee splat

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I agree.

I'll get the occasional raccoon or skunk on the front lawn or backyard, but thats it. Biggest thread was a skunk maybe 15 ft away from me and I was on my out to go somewhere. Wasnt sure how the skunk would react. I just walked by and got into my car and it didnt give one shit I was there.

I've had the odd group of deer wander past my back yard, but no dog murdering monkeys.

 

[PSYGN]

Monkeys started it

 

[BouncyFrag]

‘Business’ tag?

 

[KingGhidorah]

Dogs vs Monkeys war caught on short video

Enraged monkeys kill 250 DOGS in Indian town

The horrific incidents have been reported in the villages of Majalgaon, where 250 dogs are said to have been killed by rampaging primates, and nearby Lavul.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[chromhound]

Hurt my dog and I'll dig your grave

 

[Mistake]

DK December is really getting out of hand

 

[Mossybrew]

‘Business’ tag?

If monkey mass murder isn't serious business then I don't know what is.

 

[Punished Miku]

Dogs vs Monkeys war caught on short video

Enraged monkeys kill 250 DOGS in Indian town

The horrific incidents have been reported in the villages of Majalgaon, where 250 dogs are said to have been killed by rampaging primates, and nearby Lavul.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I just saw a pic and that was enough for me to not watch it.

 

[Tschumi]

Look... All around the globe introduced species have been catastrophic. Granted, dogs aren't the clearest example in this, I'd prefer it if they killed all the bird massacring cats, but I'm always going to root for the native species exacting revenge for a thoughtless and tragic act like a baby monkey being killed.

Sure, 250 is a lot, but they could mostly be strays anyway.

Humans kill a sight more than 250 dogs a day... Mostly because young fools get sick of their impulse buy puppies once they grow up

 

[trikster40]

Third world problems, amirite?
I wonder if they can come to my neighborhood. Got some annoying dogs that bark all night.

 

[poppabk]

"The towns entire dog population has been wiped out by monkeys says suspiciously plump man"

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[ParaSeoul]

Not even the first time I've heard of this happening,they stole covid samples from a lab,they know.

 

[Ownage]

Thug life

 

[Kenpachii]

 

[YCoCg]

How can people be all like "haha third world stuff" when America is dealing with the great threat of 30-50 Feral Hogs roaming around?

30-50 Feral Hogs

Feral Hogs refers to a hypothetical argument made on Twitter defending the ownership of assault rifles which posited that such weaponry would be necessary

knowyourmeme.com

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[niilokin]

we visited malaysian hotel resorts when I was a kid and me and my brother watched in horror as a group of monkes attacked our cabin deck and stole the fucking furniture off it. vile animals

 

[SJRB]

 

[Darklor01]

Not one John Wick reference? I’m disappointed.

 

[ParaSeoul]

How can people be all like "haha third world stuff" when America is dealing with the great threat of 30-50 Feral Hogs roaming around?

30-50 Feral Hogs

Feral Hogs refers to a hypothetical argument made on Twitter defending the ownership of assault rifles which posited that such weaponry would be necessary

knowyourmeme.com

To be fair parts of the US might as well be the third world

 

[Insane Metal]

It has begun. I bet their leader is called Cesar.

 

[Scotty W]

I generally hate most dogs so this news is kind of cool.

 

[IDKFA]

Look... All around the globe introduced species have been catastrophic. Granted, dogs aren't the clearest example in this, I'd prefer it if they killed all the bird massacring cats, but I'm always going to root for the native species exacting revenge for a thoughtless and tragic act like a baby monkey being killed.

Sure, 250 is a lot, but they could mostly be strays anyway.

Humans kill a sight more than 250 dogs a day... Mostly because young fools get sick of their impulse buy puppies once they grow up

Jesus. You would like to see them kill 250 cats?? Do you kill cats in your spare time?

I agree cats are damaging to the ecosystem, but they're just following their basic instincts. They're predators and will seek out to kill anything smaller than them. You can't blame the cat for that. Blame owners who let their cats roam the streets, or fail to put a bell on the cat's collar.

In this case, you're blaming the dog for a "thoughtless act", but again the dog is a predator and will kill anything it deems as prey. That's not the dogs fault. It was just a shame in this case that the prey was a baby monkey, but that's nature.

 

[Bloobs]

Good thing these monkeys dont swim

 

[Fools idol]

so apparently these absolute lads have been lobbing kids off buildings now too. Chaos

 

[TheInfamousKira]

so apparently these absolute lads have been lobbing kids off buildings now too. Chaos

I'm a prophet.

 

[Sgt.Asher]

Keep in mind these dogs aren't your neighborhood Labrador. Most of them would be feral.

 

[Ownage]

How can people be all like "haha third world stuff" when America is dealing with the great threat of 30-50 Feral Hogs roaming around?

30-50 Feral Hogs

Feral Hogs refers to a hypothetical argument made on Twitter defending the ownership of assault rifles which posited that such weaponry would be necessary

knowyourmeme.com

Just another day with the police.

 

[nightmare-slain]

mon the monkeys. dogs suck.

 

[BLAUcopter]

Bring on the monkey wars!!!
Man vs monkey!
Strength vs technology!

 

[funkygunther]

Hurt my dog and I'll dig your grave

that's very kind of you, won't need it for another 60 or so years but always good to know it's there when I do eventually croak

 

[BigBooper]

Gonna have to send in the army.

 

[Ailynn]

Gotta be prepared, folks.

 

[LordCBH]

Monke overlords beginning to rise up. Reject humanity. Return to monke.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I generally hate most dogs so this news is kind of cool.

 

[bender]

I never imagined a Wilson Rawls novel would be so grim.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

 

[Tschumi]

Jesus. You would like to see them kill 250 cats?? Do you kill cats in your spare time?

I agree cats are damaging to the ecosystem, but they're just following their basic instincts. They're predators and will seek out to kill anything smaller than them. You can't blame the cat for that. Blame owners who let their cats roam the streets, or fail to put a bell on the cat's collar.

In this case, you're blaming the dog for a "thoughtless act", but again the dog is a predator and will kill anything it deems as prey. That's not the dogs fault. It was just a shame in this case that the prey was a baby monkey, but that's nature.

Your points are fair, i guess i was taking the 250 too much in the abstract.. i think cats are worse for native populations than dogs.. no i wouldn't cheer 250 of them being killed

I may have written that post whilst taking a dump.