Group of Monkeys Kill Over 250 Dogs for 'Revenge' in Indian Town
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Hawking Radiation
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Let a few vicious pitbulls loose in that town. Would like to see these monkeys try that shit with a pitbull.
*Nightwing
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Wait till they try and mess with the pit bulls or Majorcan mastiffs… monkeys can't beat man's best friend beats mode breed
Xerographica
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Can monkeys be domesticated? 
YesCan monkeys be domesticated?
poppabk
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As long as you aren't too attached to your face and/or genitals.
MDSLKTR
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Cambodian VO's will do
Sleepwalker
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Monkeys learnt from their asshole cousins, us.
I'm team dog on this, fuck them monkeys
I'm team dog on this, fuck them monkeys
Xerographica
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Has anybody conducted the Silver Fox Domestication Experiment but with monkeys?
poppabk
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Proving my point.
Catphish
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This cracked me up more than it should have.
manfestival
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Yeah imagine if they tried this stuff with a population of pitbulls. YOU BARKED UP THE WRONG TREE TINY HAIRY HUMAN
Punished Miku
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If you guys are subbing in pit bulls, the monkeys are probably drafting some gorillas or baboons though.
manfestival
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Yeah but the reality was a slaughter to begin with so less fun. Also putting in Gorillas would turn this into a Planet of the Apes event more than anything.
Lady Redfield
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Fuck monkeys. Sad for the dogs.
Catphish
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Alter_Fridge
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Monkey Business
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Did you miss the part about the monkeys?
GymWolf
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Did you miss the part where i give 2 fucks about WHO kills 250 dogs?!
Spaceman292
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Some businesses may be affected. Local bakery is shut due to m o n k e
PumpkinPie
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Damn dirty apes! 
Tams
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Been around Indian monkeys. Ones in Nepal too. Nasty fuckers; just stay away from them.Group of Monkeys Kill Over 250 Dogs for 'Revenge' in Indian Town (msn.com)
"A group of monkeys in a small town in India took "revenge" on the local dog population this month by throwing them off of the top of tall buildings and trees. It is reported that the monkeys have killed about 250 pups in the process and are now targeting villagers.
The monkeys, located in Majalgaon, India started the rampage after some of the dogs allegedly killed an infant monkey. News18 reported that when the monkeys see a dog approach, they catch them and throw them from a significant height to the ground.
In the neighboring village of Lavool the monkeys have fully eradicated all of the dogs"
The ones on Gibraltar are little shits too.
FatallyYours
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Can the above Gif please pre-fix all Ape/Monkey related news? Thanks
Head like a fucking orange
poppabk
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I have not been able to find any actual footage of this happening, and the reports are vague. There is video of some dogs and monkeys fighting with people running scared, but there is no way a 50lb monkey is carrying even a 30lb dog up a tree unless the dog is already half dead. One report I saw said 200 puppies, which would at least be feasible, but is also probably bullshit.
archangelmorph
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I'm gonna go with "no" Jim...Can monkeys be domesticated?
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FatallyYours
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So is this starting to look like it's fake then?
Shame, I was preparing for the new world order
Shame, I was preparing for the new world order