Inmate 1-- "Man I was shooting up 5 cops a minute, it got so bad they threw in grenades just to knock me out"
Inmate 2-- "I got caught when they broke out the tanks and shot several warning shells by my ear, damn pigs."
Inmate 1-- "So uh... how'd you guys get caught? Must've been some dramatic hardcore shit huh? You only get sent to this block for the REAL MAN shit.."
"...but I love my virgin heiny..."