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[calder]

I'm sure bishoptl can answer this, but I don't want to wait for his next "Ask a Black Man" thread.

Anyway, see thread title. For reference:

- watched Menace II Society few weeks back on IFC. Was not willing to watch Dead Presidents (so fucking boring) again though, so this might be a wash.

- Currently at 55% in GTA:SA, but I've already expressed rage at the corrupt police and feel a dull anger everytime I drive back to Grove and see what a shithole I/CJ came from. Feel slightly bad about always saving at my swank Los Venturas hotel suite or country estate, but not so bad I ever return to the hood unless I need to find more tags. I'm sure by about 75% complete I'll be hesitant to rob fellow blacks, I already feel vaguely bad when I steal another black guys nice car just because I'd rather rob those old white dudes who pull out golf clubs. Fuck those guys.

- still don't listen to hip-hop much, but I do listen to my Nina Simone Anthology every couple of months

Just give me a % to shoot for, and when I hit it I'll let you know so you can send me my Certificate of Blackitude.

 

[bishoptl]

How long is your penis?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Dead Presidents (so fucking boring)

You lose. You'll never be black. Me? Im officially an honorary brother cause i can crip walk.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

have you met your father?

 

[Mason]

have you met your father?

:lol


And do you ever NOT smoke weed?

 

[Guzim]

Do you love Scarface?

 

[Jim Bowie]

What is the definition of "chitlins"?

 

[AlphaSnake]

have you met your father?

:lol :lol :lol

That's fucking terrible. But so funny...Hahaha. *wipes tear* Ahh...hah...haha, good times.

Edit: WTF!? Where's LOL? No!!

 

[DMczaf]

Kobe or Jordan?

Cause we all know white people love them some Kobe, look at Konex.

 

[fennec fox]

We're over lol. :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

 

[Mermandala]

Look up. Do you see a glass ceiling? If the answer is No - you are forever white.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Look up. Do you see a glass ceiling? If the answer is No - you are forever white.

Black people live in green houses!?! More on this story as it develops!

 

[bishoptl]

How else are you gonna grow all that weed?

 

[calder]

How long is your penis?

Average. :|

Kobe or Jordan?

I don't really like any bball players, but now because Kobe was such an incredible bitch I'm mostly pro-Shaq.

I like Scarface, but I find it kinda dated now and a bit over-rated. I much prefer Carlito's Way.

 

[Mermandala]

how else can they grow so much herb?

EDIT: DAMN! Bishop hits with the quickness!!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

a good start would be to randomly start telling people to "Break themselves". And if someone accidentally steps on your shoes, they HAVE to die. No ifs, ands or buts about it.

 

[Dram]

Do you smile if someone takes your picture?

 

[Kabuki Waq]

is Koolaid your drink of choice? Watermellon falvour?

 

[Matrix]

Kobe or Jordan?

Cause we all know white people love them some Kobe, look at Konex.

LOL

 

[Naked Snake]

Average. :|

I'd hit it!

 

[Beezy]

LMAO at this thread.

When you want to approach an attractive female, do you walk to her and say, "Yo ma..."

 

[The Shadow]

have you met your father?

:lol

 

[Cloudy]

have you met your father?'

Am I the only one who finds this offensive?

 

[SyNapSe]

have you met your father?

:lol

Ok, this thread needs to go to the archive.

 

[tenchir]

Do you like fried chicken?

 

[Mainline]

Best Thread Ever.

 

[belgurdo]

Am I the only one who finds this offensive?

Because nothing jokingly offensive belongs in a thread about a guy asking how to become black!

 

[Cloudy]

Because nothing jokingly offensive belongs in a thread about a guy asking how to become black!

It's just not funny to me, I guess. Not trying to kill the 'fun" though, so carry on

 

[calder]

So, when I hit 80% in SA I do get my tag changed to "Imbued with Blackitude", right?

 

[Socreges]

Yeah, only positive stereotypes allowed!

(I think Kabuki is black, if that helps)

RE: GTASA, I've barely played recently. I logged over 20 hours in the first week and like 7 since. And I've got MGS3 coming next week. :\ I can't wait until this semester is over.

 

[Cloudy]

(I think Kabuki is black, if that helps)

Why would that make it any less offensive?

 

[Phoenix]

You have to be discriminated against in an employment situation, profiled in a major city, watch and enjoy a series of Black-splotation films such as Blackula, visit an all black strip club in the hood, and sex down at least one black woman... and a white chick.

 

[Socreges]

Why would that make it any less offensive?

Do you live in a fantasy world or something?

 

[Cloudy]

Do you live in a fantasy world or something?

Do you? I personally think it's more offensive when people make stupid generalizations about their own race. And why do you assume I'm black anyways? Have we met?

 

[Socreges]

Do you? I personally think it's more offensive when people make stupid generalizations about ther own race.

Are you even trying to understand my point? In terms of comedy, which is what this instance was, think of examples. Think of what happens in the real world. Consider Dave Chappelle for a moment. Everything about his act and his show is to do with race issues. Much of what he does makes light of negative black stereotypes. Now, have a white comedian do the same. People would be up in arms and for good reason.

And why do you assume I'm black anyways? Have we met?

Assume? It's well-documented here. Is that incorrect, or are you just trying to stir something up with me allegedly assuming you're black based on what you've said?

 

[Cloudy]

Don't believe everything you read on a forum. I might be an asian girl for all you know.

PS: I see your point but "I" still found that comment offensive and I am usually very anti-PC....

 

[Socreges]

Don't believe everything you read on a forum. I might be an asian girl for all you know.

I've always suspected that myself.

PS: I see your point but "I" still found that comment offensive and I am usually very anti-PC....

That is why I consciously said "I think Kabuki is black, if that helps". I wasn't about to say that you shouldn't personally have a problem with what he said because of that.

 

[Chipopo]

No matter what race I am, I still own myself daily

.

 

[DJ_Tet]

well...that about wraps it up for this thread....


*runs*

 

[Spike Spiegel]

What is the definition of "chitlins"?

Fried pig intestine.

 

[Cutley]

You need to wear a clock around your neck so you KNOW what time it is.

 

[fart]

FLAVA FLAV

i listen to de la soul. does that make me an honorary white guy?

 

[Drensch]

Calder is white?

 

[MIMIC]

It's 2004. Your new wardrobe is an XXL white T-Shirt from Finish Line, White Air Force Ones, a black doo rag and blue jeans.

 

[pilonv1]

"What's a "badonkadonk"?"

 

[AeroGod]

have you met your father?

POTD

Comedy Gold

 

[Mainline]

Calder is white?

Very white.

 

[Socreges]

Don't believe everything you read on a forum.

What? Not even this:

Well I'm black myself

Yeah, I suppose you could be lying.


And for all your intolerance over Kabuki's joke:

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

One can feed a family of four :lol

Completely stereotypical and offensive but ridiculously funny IMO. Thanks OA

 

[AlphaSnake]

Kabuki isn't black. I believe (not too sure) he's a Sikh.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

nah im brown not Sikh tho.

Sorry about offending Konex abut anybody who knows me knows t the comment was just tongue in cheek.