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[bishoptl]

1 - drive out to the abandoned airfield
2 - stick CJ on the bike
3 - turn the radio OFF
4 - tell your child to hit X, Square, Circle and Triangle on the DualShock 2
5 - praise him/her warmly for correct keypresses

Feel free to nominate me for Father Of The Year 2004.

 

[Johnny Konami]

Hey, just be sure to reward your child with a driveby now and then when he/she does well.

 

[explodet]

Next comes AB and XY.
Then the keyboard.
And before you know it, the kid'll be sending out his own Seer Council.

 

[impirius]

"Okay.. ready? A, B, A, C, A, B, B. Good job!"

 

[Matlock]

Bish: Have him play Rumble Roses. "BOOBIES" pt. 2.

 

[belgurdo]

"Wait a minute...stay away from that PCJ! Don't..."

*triangle*

"GAP TEETH IN YA MOUTH SO MY DICK'S GOT TO FIT"

"Arrrrrghhh"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"Wait a minute...stay away from that PCJ! Don't..."

*triangle*

"GAP TEETH IN YA MOUTH SO MY DICK'S GOT TO FIT"

"Arrrrrghhh"

WITH MY NUTS ON YOUR TONSILS
WHY YOU ON STAGE RAPPIN AT YOUR WACKASS CONCERTS?

 

[fallout]

They can learn directions too!

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.

 

[Goreomedy]

I just tried this with my nephew.

I handed him the controller, told him to press R3, and after he refused several times, claiming that he "couldn't find it", I beat him until his spinning lock-on target was black.

 

[Sein]

I just tried this with my nephew.

I handed him the controller, told him to press R3, and after he refused several times, claiming that he "couldn't find it", I beat him until his spinning lock-on target was black.

Did you take his purple dildo?

 

[bishoptl]

I just tried this with my nephew.

I handed him the controller, told him to press R3, and after he refused several times, claiming that he "couldn't find it", I beat him until his spinning lock-on target was black.

See, this is why gays shouldn't raise children.

 

[Goreomedy]

See, this is why gays shouldn't raise children.

Oh, come on now. I'm just preparing the little tyke for the real world. R3 functions will be vital to his development into a well-rounded individual. It teaches him the importance of jumping at job opportunities when they are offered, and how to check behind him for cops on his tail if he ever manages a four star rating.

I've got Creepy Gay Uncle of the Year in the bag, baby!

 

[Thaedolus]

"Okay.. ready? A, B, A, C, A, B, B. Good job!"

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAT