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[Dontero]

Fragrance free wet wipes solve that issue easily, the good ones leave no flavor and are quite affordable.
I think this is more than hygiene issue, there are man that believe that having a dirty/smelly dick is more "manly". I have met a few jerks like that, and they got nothing from me because of that and their attitude.

wut ? Probably same ones that bathe every two weeks instead of daily.

 

[Ar¢tos]

wut ? Probably same ones that bathe every two weeks instead of daily.

It might surprise you , but there is actually demand for that. I knew a guy that only fell attracted to guys with bad BO.

 

[segasonic]

“He wasn’t circumcised. It was big, and it was like a hook…It was humongous and it curved,” the 38-year-old told the court.
“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t.”

Classy...

 

[Bullet Club]

It might surprise you , but there is actually demand for that. I knew a guy that only fell attracted to guys with bad BO.

Some women like it stinky too.

New Jack used to talk in his shoot interviews about Terri Runnels not wanting him to wash his taint region because she liked it when the stank built up down there.

 

[lil puff]

Soap does help, but the snip makes a difference

Even after showers there's a smell those who've sampled both styles can detect

But there's always somebody who will enjoy the stinky-kinda-slinky-dinkies, to each their own

I had a friend who said she liked the smell of her BF's stink croutch after he got out the shower.

I was like...

However, I know from experience, from playing football and having siblings in sports that there is still a smell. I hated when my brother wore my clothes. I would come to school stinking.

 

[demigod]

But does she like the stink?

I don’t have a foreskin so I don’t have an answer to your question

For sucking? Nope. She would literally smell my dick before sucking it.

 

[haxan7]

For sucking? Nope. She would literally smell my dick before sucking it.

Haha damn. I’m into the smell of pussy so I assumed it would work the same way for women with dicks. I guess everyone is different

 

[Foamy]

 

[TUROK]

Oh my fucking god, just wash your dick in the kitchen sink like a normal person.

 

[Torrent of Pork]

You can wash the stink off.

I'm going to need to see pics of the penis in question before I pass judgement.

 

[CyberPanda]

In Japan, they have a smegma fetish.

 

[Portugeezer]

And here they thought Eugene visited the fish market every day...

 

[Constant Flux]

I take a shower every day, so I hope my dick doesn’t stink. It’s not like any girls are going to get anywhere near it, though, so how would I really know if it did or not?

 

[Dontero]

I take a shower every day, so I hope my dick doesn’t stink. It’s not like any girls are going to get anywhere near it, though, so how would I really know if it did or not?

Try to go full commando and see reactions.

 

[haxan7]

I take a shower every day, so I hope my dick doesn’t stink. It’s not like any girls are going to get anywhere near it, though, so how would I really know if it did or not?

You still haven’t smelled your own dick? It must be really innocent and pure because I can smell mine just by touching it and bringing my finger to my nose if it’s late in the day. I don’t even have to do that if I go a couple days without getting washed.

 

[Elcid]

“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t.”


#dead

Sounds like he could have gotten away with it had he just washed his dick.

 

[Winter John]

Ha. I did 5 months up in the cadre. I'm kind of disappointed cos all I did was play table tennis and watch tv.

 

[Constant Flux]

You still haven’t smelled your own dick? It must be really innocent and pure because I can smell mine just by touching it and bringing my finger to my nose if it’s late in the day. I don’t even have to do that if I go a couple days without getting washed.

I’ve smelled it before, but it disturbs me that you’re randomly touching yours during the day.

 

[DESTROYA]

I’ve smelled it before, but it disturbs me that you’re randomly touching yours during the day.

It’s a part of you, why be ashamed!

 

[Constant Flux]

It’s a part of you, why be ashamed!

Because I have OCD... And I’m a weirdo. I have to take a shower after masturbation or I feel dirty and then I get moody..

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Ha. I did 5 months up in the cadre. I'm kind of disappointed cos all I did was play table tennis and watch tv.

Did you GO in expecting cock or??

 

[kingwingin]

I love rubbing my foreskin between my fingers then sniffing them. So rank

 

[Skyr]

stinky_penis makes an awesome nickname

 

[ipukespiders]

Dozens of size and stink posts later and, outside the OP, not a single mention of the fact that it's "hook" shaped.

Fucking HOOK shaped?!

 

[KOMANI]

I think girthy should be added to the title. I will also accept beer can thick.

 

[oagboghi2]

Were any of these female inmates even slightly attractive?

 

[Winter John]

Did you GO in expecting cock or??

Absolutely. I went in there expecting the worst but the reality was it was boring as shit.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Absolutely. I went in there expecting the worst but the reality was it was boring as shit.

There is a difference between jail and prison you know.

 

[Macapala]

More proof that cut is the way to go you stinky motherfuckers.

Or you could just wash your dick when you take a shower each day. That works too.

No need to mutilate your penis.

 

[MetalAlien]

Or you could just wash your dick when you take a shower each day. That works too.

No need to mutilate your penis.

 

[Constant Flux]

There is a difference between jail and prison you know.

You get raped in prison, right? By huge stinky dicks?

 

[Winter John]

There is a difference between jail and prison you know.

I'm interested to know what experience you had in the mdc

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I'm interested to know what experience you had in the mdc

Zero. But I know that for people serving less than 8 months or so don't go to prison. But then again you said cadre (isn't that working withing an area?) so I'm actually confused here. Did you to jail or prison?

 

[Winter John]

Zero. But I know that for people serving less than 8 months or so don't go to prison. But then again you said cadre (isn't that working withing an area?) so I'm actually confused here. Did you to jail or prison?

So you don't have any experience inside the mdc but somehow your an expert on the differences between what goes on in there and in other prisons.


The cadre is a unit. It's where they put you if your not considered a threat and behaved yourself in holding. It's mostly short timers like I was who get put up there. I got put on maintenance which was a good deal as it meant I got to go outside sometimes. You can call it a jail or a prison. It's a Fed prison but folk call it jail. Sorry if that's confusing for you but I didn't spend my time in there worrying about the proper terminology for the place

 

[funkygunther]

Dozens of size and stink posts later and, outside the OP, not a single mention of the fact that it's "hook" shaped.

Fucking HOOK shaped?!